The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:28 pm

(((((EDB)))))

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:06 pm

Hey Mozy! How's your day going? I'm just popping in for a sec before go out with a friend.
(whispers to the breeze (((Bin)))...)

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:38 pm

Hello, hello. (((((EDB+dad+ uncle))))) healing wishes for all of you.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:26 pm

snigglesnorts! ha

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:22 pm

Wow, it's quiet in here! I'll grab my usual shot of Vitamin T and go find other things to do.

(Shameless plug: If anyone has the opportunity to go see Cirque du Soleil's Delirium and has never seen a Cirque performance....DO IT!)

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:38 pm

Hey, BC. Corn or corn squeezins? I'll leave them on the bar for you. Good night.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:44 pm

Corn juice would be nice on a kickin-it-at-the-coop Saturday night. Just me and Mrs. Cock hangin out. She's peeking over my shoulder into the bar. So keep it clean guys ....

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:44 am

Mozy sits by the fire in deep thought about….well lets just say it’s deep.

Poke poke pokes at the fire.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:31 pm

**CLICK**

http://www.djjasonphilips.com/Mixes/Dir ... uences.mp3

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:52 pm

**CLICK**

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:21 pm

Wish I coulda clicked with ya by the fire today Moz. Hope you're ok. Nice lights.

(trancy dancin in the rain)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:36 pm

(Cc walks in with a smile, chit chats, grabs a mug of coffee, and takes a note to the corkboard:

Hey Bin, BigC!
Really don't have time to talk, got to make a beer run for my oldman, and do some homework for CNA class, but I couldn't pop in and leave with a good conciousness without tossing a "hello" Hope everythings goes good for your guys Monday morning. Licorice...

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:43 pm

Walks in and reads CC's note on the corkboard. How schweet! Cup o' cocoa and off to bed. G'night, all.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:07 am

sparks up the tea and java

I'm just curious if anyone saw Crash. Was it any good?

DontPanic · Post by **DontPanic** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:34 am

hey yall...im tellin ya im seriously startin to get ticked off with this'only bein able to use the computer once a week' crap...what if i miss something exteremely important...what if someone gets naked?...suppose the beer supply runs out and theres a massive riot and im not here to burn stuff...what then huh? just because i have like 6 overdue books the library wants to limit my computer access...what shit is this?

relax...breath...and above all else...

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:41 am

There is only one way to manage the uncertainty that you face in these trying times, Panic, and that's to take matters into your own hands. Allow me to demonstrate.

cock strips down, runs around behind bar, fills 4 pitchers until tap runs dry, drinks one, burps

This bar's been here for weeks. It's old. Got a lighter?[/i]

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:55 am

gives up on lighter, runs a couple loops around bar, knocking over stools, drinks more beer, routes around music selection to find punk records

http://3chords.free.fr/abrasivewheels1.mp3
http://punkrockmusic.free.fr/cocksparrer3.mp3
http://realpunk.free.fr/cockneyrejects1.mp3
http://3chords.free.fr/socialdistortion1.mp3
http://punky78.free.fr/stranglers2.mp3

pogos around bar, naked

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:46 am

*fishy drinks her tea*
Thanks bc.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:52 pm

*shuffles in with coffee and a newspaper. takes nonplussed notice of BC's one-chicken riot. adds a dash of maker's to the coffee and lifts it, without looking, out of the path of a flying chair.*

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:02 pm

Hmmm...quiet in here. I'll just be here a second, gotta check the safety net, sliding roof and the radar in case LeChat makes a flying entrance later. Oh and Hi Tisha!

And with that the roof's fine, back to work!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:24 pm

Hello to all....what's up with the chicken?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:12 pm

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!
spinning, sends chair flying up and out of skylight

Oh, hey K, Tisha, mojo wabbit. Howsit going? Say, do any of you got any explosives? I appear to have run out.

quafs another pitcher of beer that has now turned disgustingly warm
grins frothily

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:18 pm

*checks pockets, starts rummaging in backpack*
I think I have left home without it BC, I think Mozy's under the NEB - he's usually prepared for insurrection.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:29 pm

Note to Self: Install supplemental narrow beam radar for objects coming from below along with flying felines from above. Sheesh people, would you leave the roof alone? It's been blown up and punched through so much that it took hours to get it on the sliders for LeChat's grand entrances! The thing already looks like a patchwork quilt.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:59 pm

hollers under NEB
MOZY! Need your arsenal, bud. Could use a couple cocktails too.

finds can of spray paint, starts painting revolutionary slogons on walls

Clothes are evil!
Live naked or die!
Down with the org!
Meat is Murder!
No!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:06 pm

Now THAT'S the REAL chicks gone wild. Go, BC, GO!

LIVE NAKED OR DIE!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:09 pm

re-cues punk music
http://punkrockmusic.free.fr/cocksparrer3.mp3

picks up two warm pitchers, hands one to Bin

Ok, down the hatch before the song finishes. Ready, 1,2,3 GO!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:12 pm

gggllluggggaaa glllugggg gluggggg ugggh slurpppppp sshhhhh

BRAAAAP!!!

Juvenile! Puerile! Childish!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:26 pm

Fun!!
Ok, now let's short circuit these power lines. Got anything conductive?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:31 pm

Oh, hey! Here we go!

bbbzzzbzbzbzbzbzzzzzzz!

lights go out