The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:33 pm

Dang, I posted a big image. Poof. But it's conductor.

Conductive? Dang it! Water in my ear.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:38 pm

Great job, fishie. Break the H-scroll on the FIRST FUCKING POST OF THE PAGE! Maybe you can still resize it? You have an hour to edit the page.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:39 pm

Um, h ow do I resize?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:41 pm

hang on fishy, i'll help you.

check yr mail box

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:56 pm

Thanks both of you. BC--yours didnt work for some reason, so I used RGs.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:10 pm

What's on tap today I need a beer......

the rebbi

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:13 pm

Sorry, no beer. All we have is a beverage that is almost--but not quite--entirely unlike beer. Bud light, anyone?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:20 pm

Mozy comes out of the back room with a bomb suit on and sets two red boxs on the floor. ok there you go BC.

Hi fishy **smooch**

hi all.

and a...NAKED and explosives? I will keep my suit on.

here you go Rabbi

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:22 pm

How about a Zoot Suit Riot to go with today's theme?
0.25 oz Apricot Brandy
0.25 oz Blackberry Liqueur
0.25 oz Cranberry juice
0.25 oz Southern Comfort
Mix all over ice. Put in shot glass and shoot. Smash glass on floor and throw bar stool.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:22 pm

Rabbi I never knew you had such assets. they are so bouncy...........

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:24 pm

Zoot Suit Riot yes pour big guy.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:27 pm

WOOOO HOOoo Mozy you got the good shit!
Ok, let's see here ....

lights somthing long and red
hisses wildly, burning with bright white/blue flame and acrid smoke

Cool.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:32 pm

Cooool....hisses wildly, burning with bright white/blue flame and acrid smoke

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:35 pm

2 riots:

Down the hatch!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Thanks both of you. BC--yours didnt work for some reason, so I used RGs.

It may have something to do with him being a genius and me being a bb brained farm animal.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:38 pm

Mozy tips up the glass and forgets he has a bomb suit on. When the glass hits the shield the drink pours down the front of the suit setting Mozy on fire.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:43 pm

cock throws drink on Mozy to douse fire, forgetting his drink is equally flammable

WOOOPS!

begins running around in circles, squauking pathetically

Oh shit! Oh shit!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:57 pm

stumbling in looking through the haze hi everyone!! anyone up for some leghumper beer? i'll be back with some wild turkey

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:01 pm

Lorgasm crawls in after long day at work...

Did someone say wILD TURKEY?!

MMMMMM..Yummy.

Oh Pleeeasee.....Pleasssee...I need.....

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:02 pm

be careful this time, Lorgasm[/img]

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:04 pm

Thanks Zoom,

How's about pouring me some of that over ice.
What a day....

Sure missed everyone here.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:05 pm

(There's a whooshing sound above The Bar, wind stirring up)
no no no (Looks at the Mozy fireball) Hang on Mozy!!!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:09 pm

oh thanks Clark. now she will be seeing the following the rest of the night

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:11 pm

OOOOOOoooooOOooHHHHhhhhhhh SSSSSHHHHHIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AAAaHHHHH!!!!!!!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:13 pm

hi mozy. hows bout some of that special kool aid

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:14 pm

I'm a virgin(ish!) entering the bar, What can I expect??

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:15 pm

I think I might be a bit of a hippy too....

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:16 pm

Thanks I needed that.....

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:17 pm

lol babies!

The Bar

...MMMMmmmmm bouncy...........

...................bada bing....