Fuck!

[Zulegoona]

Fuck, I agree with Tisha, they may not go away if you don't feed them but, it worth a try. They feeding off of negativity and reveal in being able to bring out the worst part of our selves, the only way to fight it is to relegate them to non-existence.

[joel the ornery]

fuck that...

i say we put an apple in their mouth, shove a spit up their ass, roast them over a fire, eat them and take a nice healthy dump into a porta potty...

now that is "non-existance"

is it lunchtime?

[Kristines]

FUCK this place is depressing these days. All this hate swirlin'. Fuck.

[Zulegoona]

fuck that...

i say we put an apple in their mouth, shove a spit up their ass, roast them over a fire, eat them and take a nice healthy dump into a porta potty...

now that is "non-existance"

is it lunchtime?

EeewW,... he's got to be al black and shrively inside, with all kinds of stinky stuff, I couldn't choke that down,...

[joel the ornery]

fuck that...

i say we put an apple in their mouth, shove a spit up their ass, roast them over a fire, eat them and take a nice healthy dump into a porta potty...

now that is "non-existance"

is it lunchtime?

EeewW,... he's got to be al black and shrively inside, with all kinds of stinky stuff, I couldn't choke that down,...

ok, we gut 'em before the spit up their ass.

[joel the ornery]

fuck that...

i say we put an apple in their mouth, shove a spit up their ass, roast them over a fire, eat them and take a nice healthy dump into a porta potty...

now that is "non-existance"

is it lunchtime?

EeewW,... he's got to be al black and shrively inside, with all kinds of stinky stuff, I couldn't choke that down,...

ok, we gut 'em before we shove the spit up their ass.

[bullD]

fucking conspiracy theory:

assuming that the level of forsight is beyond that of a ten year old, I theorize that this board is being infiltrated with complete asshats, some of whom have been here for some time, to make this board so unbearable that serious consideration takes place whether to keep it intact or not. In the hopes that the board is done away with, the asshats, I theorize, also hope to introduce a new so-called better chatting product or format, all out of asshat self-serving fukedness. IF my fucking conspiracy theory holds any fucking water, then I would consider the actions of those that conspire against this board quite heinous. And, in saying that, I would like to say to those that I theorize on to go to fucking hell you self-centered fucks. Oh yeah, and if you don't like what I say, come see me, let's hash it out face to face fuckers...

disclaimer: I fucking love you, my people, in a big way, and always will.

more fucking theories:

if an "asshat" is treated as though they didn't exist...would that eventually become true? if "asshats" feed off of our negative energy...would they starve if we stopped feeding them?

i meditate and ponder....

Fucking Theories, continued:

yes, ignoring is a good theory on how to best deal with asshats. I have in fact implemented that theory, futiley. Asshats lurk, they wait until somebody says something that they see as ammunition to be an asshat. I refuse to let this board die an un-loving death. I cherish the words here of like-minded, like souled people. IF, in theory, this board needs a Dirty Harry, well look no further. I'm calling the asshat's out. The asshats may THINK that they are achieving asshat fukedness but, I say to that, "go ahead asshat, make my day."

[Sandwichman]

Fucking sickness be gone!

[spectabillis]

It will be.

[AntiM]

Fuck, wander away for a few days ...

Fuck but I'd forgotten how VILE Fleet PhosPho-Soda tastes. And then I fucking threw up the second dose. But hurrah! my fucking colon is fucking A-Okay! I have pictures, euw.

Back to your regularly programmed Trivial Pursuits.

[gigglesnort]

Well fuckin A, hooray for a healthy colon!

[AntiM]

My colon thanks you.

Oh and fuck.

[spectabillis]

I have pictures, euw.

Oh yeah, fucking prove it!

[AntiM]

fuckin' there ya go.

[buckethead alien]

What's the blue thing--you eat a Smurf?

[spectabillis]

Howdya fit the camera?

Wait... no... dont want to hear that one.

[AntiM]

That's no Smurf, that would be the Man ... I knew I could feel Burning in my Gut.

As for the camera: suitable application of drugs by skilled medical professionals made consciousness, hence pain and other sensations, moot. I was out so fast I didn't feel a thing. (darn it?)

Sweet dreams ...

oh and fuck.

[spectabillis]

That's no Smurf, that would be the Man ... I knew I could feel Burning in my Gut.

strangely enough, looks like a Tequila Sunrise with a blue swizzle stick.

[Ranger Genius]

Remind me never to let you mix me a Tequila Sunrise.

[Donita]

**Monkeypoo peeks in, waves burning smudge stick through the air, proceeds to wander about the eplaya...the smell of burning pine, sage and cedar fill the air, banishing the bad energy and negative vibes**

PS: Fuck

[Donita]

Having a bad day?? Here's the pill for everything...

[buckethead alien]

Oh fuck, I just got an email that my employee with lymphoma is being transferred to Sloan Kettering for inpatient radical chemotheraphy. He's married to another employee, one of my best people, so it's a double FUCK. Jeezuz, I feel so bad for them both. Shit. I am going for a walk.

[bullD]

fuck, sorry to hear BHA.

[Donita]

Fuck, I hate cancer of any kind. Why the fuck haven't they found a cure yet?

[RebA!]

Just a general fuck.
Feeling especially moody tonight.

[gigglesnort]

Well, a big general pissy moody pms fuck as well.

[Donita]

Sometimes I fucking hate Aunt Flo.

[gigglesnort]

Well, I fuckin hate it when she takes her sweet time about getting here. I've been premenstrual for half my life now it seems. Or two weeks, at least. Come on already! Hey, didja read that brilliant piece Koosh linked to over at the Red Tent thread? Good for a laugh or a cry or something.

[Donita]

I will read it tomorrow. Going fucking home now. **hugs**

[gigglesnort]

Well fucking have a safe trip and all that *smooches*