The Bar

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:04 am

The big playa rated espresso machine is cookin.

Nothin like a half dozen shots of espresso to cure a morning headache...

Open up them capillaries in the brain...get the blood flowin....tantalize the taste buds....warm the insides....maybe re focus the eyeballs on.......
........>> Oh man look at the mess

This bar is a wreck bodies everywhere. Green "stuff" all over the floor.

Where is Zoom with some of that bacon? worst stuff for you, best smelling stuff in the morning...

Bodies startin to stir......looking at the care packages K4 left on the bar..

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:31 pm

(Cc comes into The Bar, zombified, with green dye around lips, and green blotches on pants) F.....U.....C....K.....t..h...i...s...(falls down face first, reaches slowy and with a feeble attempt for one of EspressoDudes Life Renewing 4bangers) got it..........move...mouth...c'mon...I...can...almost get...(loud symphony movie soundscore music playing)...please...(cups an inch away from mouth)...now!!!!! (Gulp)..........
(spins around with beast force, totally rejuvanated) YESSS!!! Anyway, just stopping by to say hello this morning. Good time last night (I'm Irish/German) complete with brew, dancing, live music and shenanagan's (I spilled my beer no less than 3 times lastnight) Plus, (looking at arm) my tattoo is starting to heal. It took six hours to complete. It's going to look gorgeous in the Nevada desert sun this summer. Gummiworms.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:11 pm

(There is a loud rumble of a diesel engine pulling up outside of The Bar. Loud, screeching brakes, then silence. Cc finds the black cat)
Hey LCN...(tosses cat a set of keys) the cannon got a mount. Enjoy!

(Cc covers the beast machine with a tarp to keep out the dust, and for future use in the thread, and heads back to camp to make black caffeine goodness.)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:20 pm

Hmm....look what someone left under a tarp...

mwaaahhahahahaha

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:12 pm

step.....back.....from.....the.......tarp!.......Keep.......hands......where......I........can.........see........them!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:26 pm

Damn...too sleepy, missed Bin. Maybe Ranger Genius will come along soon.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:02 pm

along with CC's HA launcher, Here is Espresso Camp's 37 mm (150 caliber)propane.MAPP/oxygen powered "FOGLAMP" espresso launcher

Fuel Oxygen Gas Linear Acceleration Mass Projector

Sending Espresso your way at high velocity (also spuds)

complete with IR sight for night launches and flash guard to protect the innocent

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:13 pm

Bump!
Sorry for the bump.... but I'm sick of seeing some freakin idiot cutting and pasting a picture of a cat to inflate his post counts. (It's not LeChat, he's always welcome here).

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:19 pm

Bump!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:40 pm

Bump!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:28 am

who the fuck is Alfredricko is this a new bot?

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:31 am

trolll bot

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:41 am

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:02 am

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:21 am

Good Morning. Damn, the eplaya is a wasteland of dick this morning.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:23 am

Good morning, So what the hell is going on around here I got a notice for a thread watch I was watching a few ears ago.

Ok maybe it just seens like years ago but it's a long dead thread

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:24 am

spam bot been here all night

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:26 am

What fun,...... so are they or it posting at a rapid rate thats driving down threads used by people

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:28 am

It's posting in all threads look at the post cout for it.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:29 am

953 it was at 700 2 1/2 hours ago.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:34 am

I’m not pulling out yet but I fear we will eventually need to withdraw to a tribe board to ride this out

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:37 am

ya I know but I have no place to go if this goes down I will stop all together.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:40 am

It’s not hitting any of the “2006 Burning Man event “ section weird

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:44 am

sorry I am on a call be back soon. I am at work.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:53 am

(The New Electronic Playa) was created by Regyna L when e-playa was shut down because of a shit storm last year, maybe it could be thought of as a “ Keep “ to retreat to, it necessary at some later time.

http://eplayansunite.tribe.net/?_click_ ... 40e34b8%5D

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:59 am

Or Maybe I could take care of stuff at home lord knows there are plenty of things around here that need attention

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:04 am

I would miss you

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:07 am

Little chance I would go off line on my own, I still wouldn’t do anything around here procrastination is a fine art form I have mastered.

I’d miss you too

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:09 am

Well THIS is a pain....Thanks, Alfredickheadbot.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:12 am

Yup, A real pain, any Ideas?

The Bar

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