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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:46 pm

Tell him you can officer the project at 3/4 time same salery.





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Post by Martiansky » Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:31 pm

OH FUCK!!
Over the summer I built a metal shed under the deck for storage since we don't have a garage.....I thought, under the deck it won't get torn down by the heavy snow load. I was right about that. I wasn't right about not considering that I just made the lowest spot in the yard by digging out the dirt near the shed door and guess what?

The snow is melting and there is now at least 4 inches of ICE sealing the sliding doors shut!!

MUTHA FUCKA!!

I might get in there by JUNE!! SHIT!
I even tried taking a torch to the ice, it melted and the water went into the shed! Now what?! IIIEEEEE!!!!!
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Post by bullD » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:32 pm

a breaker bar and a strong back should suffice...
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Post by Martiansky » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:32 pm

What the FUCK?!
You know, it's bad enough having the shed doors frozen shut......then, some stupid FUCKS come by and EGG THE HOUSE!! What the fuck is wrong with people?! Of course the garden hose is........IN THE SHED!!! DAMMIT!!
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Post by bullD » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:33 pm

and, fukin hell, I would help but damn, there are a few miles so,,,,

FUCK!!!
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Post by Martiansky » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:37 pm

Thanks for the offer, BullD.
I don't think I'll try the breaker bar, I don't want to wreck the shed. I already burned a bit of paint trying to thaw it with the torch.


Oh, and......... FUCK!
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Post by Sensei » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:15 am

Fuck.
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i want to live in an Airstream far away from people.

Post by joel the ornery » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:47 am

what sensei said.

fuck.


worked all fucking weekend on the electrical service... got it done, sort of.

had a most wonderful fucking discussion about my orneriness with my lovely spouse...

i ache all fucking over my body, to include my fingers being stiff... that is how far the ache goes... from my fingers to my toes.

fuck, and here i am whining. fuck.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:55 am

Fuck.....
1: It's Monday.
2: The worst commute traffic jam I've seen in years made me late for work and screwed up perfect attendance for the month.
3: Cops working an accident scene blocked 3 of 4 interstate lanes while sitting on the hoods of their squad cars eating doughnuts, I kid you not.
4: I have a splitting headache.
5: Did I mention it's Monday?

It's a fucked up day. But it could always be worse.
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Post by Sandwichman » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:22 pm

Fuck, egotistical fucks that have no idea and think they do. I see an artist I love is spinning at a local club. I could not make it because I was watching my son. I start reading the reviews the day after and I see the guy who put on the show describing the sound of the night and it fits one of the styles I spin. He comments how no one in this area is willing to play vocal tracks or plays like deep and soulful house like they do in Texas. I post up and tell the promoters that I think that it was awesome they were able to book such a great show. Then I quote the area where he talked about no one playing the styles heard at this show. I let him know I play some of these sounds and if he wants I would be happy to get him a CD. The fucker jumps back and posts that I was not at the show so how could I possibly know what he was talking about. I got fucking pissed. I have been spinning house for 10 years. I have known of this artist for a lot of years. I know the sound he is talking about because I have heard it before but the fucker was so close minded about it. All I wanted to do was offer a CD and comment on the fact that shows like these are great to see in my area. Some people are fucking idiots and want to be the only one who knows this way they can feel special about knowing the "in" shit.

I am probably pissed over nothing but the guy just hit the right button.

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Post by Elemental666 » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:27 pm

Called 6 motherfucking machine shops in town and not 1 of those backward hick motherfuckers has a press! Not one of those motherfuckers knew what EMT was over the phone and only 2 of those motherfuckers are even attempting to figure out the simpleness involoved in conduit dome building.

On the lighter side, I talke to a local artist who works with metal and while they don't have a press they are uber excited to work on the dome with me. Lesson learned.....

FUCK THE MAN!!!! SUPPORT THE ARTISTS!!!!!
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Post by actiongrl » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:36 pm

So it sounds like my friend's untimely death last week may have been related to a faulty heater...which means that while we don't have to fret that it was a suicide we could have prevented if he'd reached out, now we seem to have some fucking landlord to blame for something so fucking senseless.
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Post by bullD » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:44 pm

fuck ag, sorry to hear. be patient because this process of figuring out who is liable will fucking piss you off on many more than one occasion...

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the ethos of self-reliance is dead, long live placing blame.

Post by joel the ornery » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:07 am

actiongrl wrote:So it sounds like my friend's untimely death last week may have been related to a faulty heater...which means that while we don't have to fret that it was a suicide we could have prevented if he'd reached out, now we seem to have some fucking landlord to blame for something so fucking senseless.
bullD wrote:fuck ag, sorry to hear. be patient because this process of figuring out who is liable will fucking piss you off on many more than one occasion...

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this fucking shit really fucking pisses me off.
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Post by bullD » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:46 pm

good fuck, a fuck yeah if you will, and I know many of you will:

six weeks till the end of the current semester,

FUCK YEAH!!!

I will then be able to actively pursue building my mutant vehicle and submitting app to BM for said mutant vehicle. in other words, I will be able to excersize these building demons in my head.

FUCK YEAH!!!

I will also be able to start my part of the build for the BRC Rickshaw fleet.

FUCK YEAH!!!
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Post by gigglesnort » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:56 pm

Fuck!ing yay! The happy herb delivery man is on his way to my house. Thank fuck!ing gawd.
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Post by Sensei » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:09 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Fuck!ing yay! The happy herb delivery man is on his way to my house. Thank fuck!ing gawd.
Tell that lazy cocksucker to get his ass in gear and get over to my fucking place right fucking now.

I'm not jonesing or anything.
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Post by Sandwichman » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:25 pm

Sensei wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:Fuck!ing yay! The happy herb delivery man is on his way to my house. Thank fuck!ing gawd.
Tell that lazy cocksucker to get his ass in gear and get over to my fucking place right fucking now.

I'm not jonesing or anything.
Maybe if you tipped better Sensei ;)
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Post by Sensei » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:31 pm

Sand-man, one more smart aleck remark like that and I'll... I'll... I'll...

Oh, hell. (smooch!)

I needed a break anyhoo. What were we talking about again?
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Post by Sensei » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:36 pm

Oh yeah, now I remember!

Fuck.
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Phuck!

Post by Dusty((:)) » Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:18 pm

Phuque!!
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Post by spectabillis » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:08 pm

Phuket
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Post by Sandwichman » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:32 am

It is called fucking compromise for a reason. It isn't get your way and try and fill in the void with something else. Fuck! I should have stayed in bed. My cats fucking about broke one of my synths. I am ready to pitch them out the door and let them fend for themselves. Little Fuckers (Inever would throw them out but they sure piss me off sometimes).
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fucking cats

Post by joel the ornery » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:53 am

KITTTY LYRICS


Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Little bag of bones been out all night
Little bag of bones been out all night
Kitty, you’re scratchin’ at the screen door
Kitty, you’re scratchin’ at the screen door
Little bag of bones been out all night
He needs some pettin’ and lovin’ on his head
He needs some pettin’ and lovin’ on his rain-soaked hide
He’s circlin’ round my ankle
He’s circlin’ round my ankle
He needs some pettin’ and lovin’ on his hide
Oh kitty, won’t you come inside

Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Pussy purrin’ and lookin’ so satisfied
Pussy purrin’ and lookin’ so satisfied
(lost in his little yellow round die? )
(lost in his little yellow round die? )
Pussy purrin’ and lookin’ so satisfied
Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans
Fuck you, kitty you’re gonna spend the night
Fuck you, kitty you’re gonna spend the night
Fuck you, kitty you’re gonna spend the night
Outside!

Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it

Touch it
Wanna touch it
Wanna touch it
Wanna touch it
Wanna touch it
Wanna touch it

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it!
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Post by Sandwichman » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:07 am

That is fucking beautiful Joel.

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Post by bullD » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:01 am

and a bit, odd. but, that's why I fucking love it...
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FUCK

Post by Rage » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:48 pm

Last year I jumped on this fucking mutant vehicle fuck bed and we rode around for an hour just screaming FUCK YOU at people. A good time was had by fucking all.
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Post by robbidobbs » Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:24 pm

Fuck
the whole
fucking
pile
of
dead, decapitated
simple minded
pinks
The stench is seeping in,
and making me tense.
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Post by othereye » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:00 pm

Ahhh, Joel, you just made my week. Is there a tune to that? Would make a great hardcore death metal type song I think.

Oh yeah, FUCK! Ummm..... All y'alls!
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if it weren't such a ridiculous idea, i'd be pissed

Post by Simply Joel » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:22 am

hey ho all....

Kittty is a song by the Presidents of the United States... a garage band by most accounts.... and worth a listen, maybe even learn the lyrics so we can all sing it around the campfire.

about one of the cats at our house... :Chase, black male TOM w/attitude weight about 12-15 pounds... came home missing a fucking nickel to quarter size hunk of hair just above his right front shoulder... a badass cat, for sure.

got told to "go fuck myself" by the 17 year old last night... wore myself out containing my homicidal urges by mowing the yard by myself... to my standards... oh well, the little fuck-stick just cheated himself out of 15-20 bucks i would have given him if he had done yesterday without all the fuss.

so its a glorious fucking morning at this location, how about all of you?
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