The Bar

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:15 am

CORNDOGS yummy will be having some tomorrow at the fair. lots of unhealthy foods but it is like so pleasurable once in a while

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:27 am

Bin Noddin wrote:Better scootch over a bit. Big crowd here this pm. Joel - your oven working? No corndogs today, I hope?

yes, the oven is functional once again. no charge! and... we bought the extended warranty.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:39 am

CLARKcon wrote:That's awsome! So yeah, I think simpler the better for "The Bar" structure...

If you really want to go minimal, just flash mob someone else's bar. ED's, for example, or Hair of the Dog or any of the dozens that'll be posted on the theme camps list.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:55 am

'Mornin all. I just read back a few pages - you guys rock.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:22 am

morning mojo, we have some thoughts kicking around right now about the bar on the playa. Clarkcon is going to pm tisha to get your blessing on this. once i get the finalization of what it would look like, i am going to make a drawing and then post it to all at the bar

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:44 am

The BAR table top, 6 bar stools around it.

Smack dab in the middle of 3:00 plaza, just out from EspressoCamp

Call it "art" an interactive project. see who brings what. If it's morning pop over to EspressoCamp for a buzz, afternoons we just hang around being "artistic". Evenings we have a "party disquised as art" or party-arty

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:47 am

EspressoDude wrote:The BAR table top, 6 bar stools around it.

Smack dab in the middle of 3:00 plaza, just out from EspressoCamp

Call it "art" an interactive project. see who brings what. If it's morning pop over to EspressoCamp for a buzz, afternoons we just hang around being "artistic". Evenings we have a "party disquised as art" or party-arty

i like it, damn what an imagination.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:58 am

The challenge will be stocking it. Tisha's regulars have diverse and particular tastes.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:03 pm

.....wouldn`t happen to have any 1978 Hermitage "La Chapelle," Jaboulet
laying around back there do you?

Oh Fabulous!....(I knew you would!)

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:06 pm

Sput suggested putting it under a corner of the megapixel project to use it as shade.

Great idea as it would promote both projects.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:15 pm

i am going to send a melon size replication of my head, so i can sit at the bar.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:17 pm

Let's see, Jacquart Mosaique, Haut Bailly, Haut Brion, HERMITAGE, here we go. Aw shit, looks like we only have the '95.

Routes around back of bar in vain, mumbling chicken curses. Find's Martiansky's magic wand

There it is! Damn, this wand has been missing for ages!

thwacks the side of the bottle adding 18 years to it's age

How's that?!

Personnally, I could go for some cask-conditioned ale. And as long as I'm swinging this wand around, may as well ...

waves six times, conductor style. Full kegs, already tapped and ready to pour, appear

SO much easier to pull off here than on the playa.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:19 pm

So, BC, 'ya think something may be lost in translation?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:23 pm

Thanks BC !
Yeah... nothing like the Magic of the Eplaya Bar.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:06 pm

BigCock wrote:The challenge will be stocking it. Tisha's regulars have diverse and particular tastes.

reflects their personalities

diverse(perverse?)/peculiar

Bar table should be round. no sides to pick, no bar tender, or all are bartenders.

Reminds me of a bar I went to in Sasebo Japan...entrance was a hole in the wall about 28- 30" around at floor level. Everyone inside was "equal" having been lowered to the ground before crawling inside

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:20 pm

mojo wrote:So, BC, 'ya think something may be lost in translation?

? Where'd I loose ya Mo? Ale, champagne, magic wand, or Martiansky?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:28 pm

Yessssssssss..... Somewhere near the magic wand. It would be interesting to try to replicate the NEB.....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:36 pm

Might go here for a cheap whisky later, anyone wanna join me?
http://www.nevadatravel.net/pix/beatty/ ... 00x200.jpg

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:40 pm

Why that looks just like the saloon down the road from the farm! Mind the shit on the floor! But all the shot glasses are freshly spit-shined.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:41 pm

Heli, do they serve breakfast there?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:44 pm

I don't think so. But the little taqueria down the street does. Sometimes the bartender is passed out and the bar goes on the honor system.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:44 pm

mojo wrote:Yessssssssss..... Somewhere near the magic wand. It would be interesting to try to replicate the NEB.....

The oldest reference to the magic wand I could find was on page 700 ...

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... and#132235

... but I know it goes at least as far back as the NEB. Maybe heli knows, he's an old timer.

Here Mo, wanna give it a try?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:52 pm

The madjick wand is put away for safekeeping for the time being.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:54 pm

Ok, dumb question time. What is the "NEB"?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:54 pm

Shewee. Glad I got those ale kegs set up before daddy took the toy away.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:55 pm

Damn it... every time I just about have my hand on a big magic wand....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:55 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:Ok, dumb question time. What is the "NEB"?

Never ending blanket.

So what K, you down to 3 posts left? Where you going to announce the new you?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:58 pm

I think he should change to MughHungus

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:59 pm

I don't know...it's on the long list of things I might get around to doing before long. I don't wanna go beyond 2K but I don't have other things in place to support the change.

Or in other words stay tuned....

Also stupid question #2....whenever I load the bar thread I get two popups...one for ICQ, the other is a login for Rent-A-Keg? Am I the only one that gets it?

And thanks for the NEB explanation. I was thinking never-ending bar or something and it didn't make any sense. Heck much of what I'm involved with makes no sense. But that's another story.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:02 pm

helitack wrote:I think he should change to MughHungus

lol!