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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:55 am

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:57 pm

Girl Scout Sells Cookies Outside Marijuana Clinic

One incredibly smart San Francisco Girl Scout went selling where she was needed with her cookies: outside a medical marijuana dispensary. That’s right. Like 117 boxes of cookies.

http://mashable.com/2014/02/20/girl-sco ... marijuana/

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Feb 22, 2014 9:51 pm

The Rockefellers clung to the idea that he might have made it to shore, and a Dutch official in New Guinea supported that hope: “If Michael reached shore there is a good reasonable chance of survival,” he said. “The natives, although uncivilized, are very kind and will always help you.”

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 12:28 am

I got your cargo cult right here.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:36 am

theCryptofishist wrote:... “The natives, although uncivilized, are very kind and will always help you.”

reminds me of somewhere...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Feb 23, 2014 9:40 am

Canoe wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:... “The natives, although uncivilized, are very kind and will always help you.”
reminds me of somewhere...

Be careful, in that case the natives killed him...

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:45 am

ENTEBBE, Uganda — Uganda's president has signed a controversial anti-gay bill that has harsh penalties for homosexual sex.
President Yoweri Museveni signed the bill Monday at his official residence in an event witnessed by government officials and journalists.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:29 am

nah...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:34 pm

Bigfoot photo leaves experts STUMPED!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/0 ... d%3D387916

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:15 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:STUMPED

Ahem!

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:48 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Bigfoot photo leaves experts STUMPED!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/0 ... d%3D387916

Not the first time a tipped over trunk/root system has been mistaken. One caused a fuss when found through street view on a forest road.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 18455.html

Many years ago, my Dad was in a lumber camp. Once a week, two guys had to walk out to get the mail at the store, taking a rifle and a box of rounds, with the "road" going through an old burnt out area. At the store, get the mail and two boxes of rounds: one for the walk back and the other for the next two guys a week later.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:13 am

CHIPOCALYPSE!!!!!!

http://gawker.com/arizona-town-overrun- ... socialflow

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:36 am

Stick THIS in your Ashram, chutney suckers...

score:

simon 1
yoga 0

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:05 am

Your point being?

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:31 pm

just exposing the seedy underbelly of yoga.

I'm an Anti-Yogist, and a sub-continent denier.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:46 pm

it's the goatee, isnt it.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:27 pm

I piss in my beard every morning, but I'm losing pressure!!!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:34 am

http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?page ... -42849-CAN

When Yves Perreault looks out over the pristine waters of Desolation Sound, where his family annually harvests half a million oysters, he fears for the future of the ocean - and the industry that supplies Canada with half its shellfish. Something is killing oysters and scallops in dramatic numbers, causing suppliers to warn of shortages and producers to worry about the future of their businesses. The cause is unknown, but ocean acidification is the main suspect. "Its a remote area, the water is clean ... we haven't had any environmental concerns, so I'm not sure what's going on,"

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:32 pm

and the jellyfish are taking over

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:51 pm

watch out, Merry Land.

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:06 pm

Frankie's a big believer in radical self reliance, "BE READY"!!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:28 am

Thank you, Simon, for saving us from the perils of the Downward-Facing Dog.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:22 pm

well, its not really news, to me...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:32 pm

John Kerry Sits In Shadows Of Kiev Café Awaiting Woman Known Only As Dasha

KIEV, UKRAINE—Following his overnight arrival in Ukraine amid the escalating regional tensions over the the Crimean peninsula, sources confirmed seeing U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry wearing a trench coat and cloaked in shadows at the back of a seedy, smoke-filled Kiev café Tuesday while reportedly awaiting a woman known to him only as Dasha. “All I know is that my contact goes by the name Dasha, and from the dossier I was given, she’s extremely beautiful, deadly, and not keen on making my life easy,” the United States’ top diplomat was reportedly overheard saying between drags of a pencil-thin cigarette held between his pursed lips. “The one thing I do know is there isn’t a chance in hell this secretary of state leaves Kiev without first making nice with Dasha. No, one way or another I need Dasha, and not just because she’s a mysteriously alluring beauty who’s been known to seduce her share of foreign ministers. I mustn’t underestimate her cunning and intelligence either—let’s just say this is a woman who knows a thing or two, particularly about the socioeconomic realities of eastern Europe and the political divisions among the ethnic populations in the region.” At press time, Kerry had reportedly detected the unmistakable scent of rosewood and nightshade, Dasha’s signature perfume.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:59 pm

Dasha? Isn't that a country home? Maybe he'll be gathering mushrooms.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:15 pm

Amazing. I'm not sure I'm convinced, however...

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:34 pm

anything to make Kerry interesting

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:41 am

Bacon for all!! (even if it's not feasible at the moment)
Bacon scented alarm app

I knew going non-profit would bring about changes, I just had no idea it would be this profound...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:10 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Dasha? Isn't that a country home? Maybe he'll be gathering mushrooms.

Don't worry; it's not real news anyway.

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