The person below me

[maryanimal]

Oh I so agree knowmad! Can I have a Special cookie?

tpbm would rather ___, than ____ today.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I would rather play this silly game than do anything productive today.

TPBM is making tomorrow's lunch tonight.

[Trishntek]

I honestly don't do lunch,,, one meal a day works for me.

TPBM eats numerous small meals through the day

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope, just three.

TPBM drinks his or her coffee black and unsweetened.

[maryanimal]

I do, keeps my sugar level even and keeps me fro overeating for the most part.

tpbm has never had the pleasure of visiting Retrofrolic yet!

Edited- citfh is a quick typist!

[catinthefunnyhat]

True. I'm not even sure what Retrofrolic is. I feel like I might find out if I peruse the Regional Burns thread, though.

TPBM trims facial hair (his, hers, or someone else's).

[Onion]

I keep my beard well trimmed. I have to carve out a shape that accentuates the good parts and hides the bad parts. If I let it grow, it quickly encroaches on my eyesight and starts a commune with my chest hair.

TPBM is wondering how they got into this mess

[maryanimal]

I had to stop trimming my ex husbands mustsche because I kept snipping his lip. And I think teasing him by holding his nose with my scissors while saying, "whoops!", frightened him.

tpbm has a wedding to go to

[catinthefunnyhat]

I just started flinging poo.
No wedding yet, but I know they're talking about it.

TPBM doesn't want to catch the bouquet.

[Eric]

I think it would only cause me more problems.


tpbm has plans for Easter weekend that have nothing to do with religion

[maryanimal]

I'm hoping to visit my mom. I'll need a place tocamp however. Can't afford a motel.

tpbm has a secret yearning for...

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.

TPBM plays an obscure sport.

[International Incident]

yes, I play torment a Tory

TPBM needs to be disuaded from doing something rash

[theCryptofishist]

Probably, but I don't seem to have much discretion...
TPBM recently developed a crush on a movie "star".

[catinthefunnyhat]

All my actor crushes are on character actors, not stars, and most (maybe all) of those crushes date back to the 1990s, when I was actually watching a lot of movies.

TPBM likes pop from glass bottles.

[knowmad]

Yes, But then agian I haven't had a plastic wraped soda for a long time (3 years come May 1st). Just say No, then start living up to your Ideals. Become Plastic free in one year, kick HFCS and Cigarettes and there is nothing you can't do (Cept tollerate blabby crying tryers)

TPBM Loves to hate, but other than that they are all about the love.

[theCryptofishist]

I try to keep an even keel emotionally...
TPBM is contemplating making little fabric bags out of scraps for gifting.

[International Incident]

I am anti-sewing. Comes of having a mother that is a dress-maker.

TPBM won't be bringing any gifts to the Playa this year

[Trishntek]

Why,,, I AM a gift to the playa!

TPBM thinks I'm full o' shit

[OregonRed]

Maybe a little... But aren't we all?

TPBM is lost.

[Box Burner]

Yeah maybe... but I think the signposts are all just pointing in the wrong direction.

TPBM can pass the stupid human test even when he/she is shitfaced.

[knowmad]

if you mean those Capcah thingies.
No, Even Sober I fail them.
But then agian my brain works like a computer.

TPBM IS ready for Monday2.0 (teusday)

[theCryptofishist]

My blessed, blessed day off in the middle of the week.
TPBM is building models for a playa project.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No; I just spent, like, 18 hours straight designing new character sheets for Dungeons & Dragons .
My next time-wasting project will be a floorplan of my balcony, so I can make sure everything gets planted in the right places .

TPBM is laughing at my deep nerdery (it's ok; so am I).

[OregonRed]

Marveling is a better word. We love our own you know.

TPBM enjoys Nerdcore.

[theCryptofishist]

Is that a foam football?

TPBM loves klezmer music.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Edit: Crypto, you beat me to it.

I'm not sure klezmer would show up on a list of my favourite genres, but I have been known to enjoy it.

TPBM has a license to drive things with air brakes.

[OregonRed]

I wish!!!

Fishy, this is Nerdcore
[youtube][/youtube]

TPBM is horrified.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Not horrified at all! Thanks for the vid, OR. I really enjoy Frontalot, but I'm only familiar with a few of his songs; that one was new to me.

TPBM is likely to be eaten by a grue.

[theCryptofishist]

No, I'm likely to be eaten by some monsterous combination of Stalin and a tank.
TPBM just can't like rap music, has tried for years, but hates that scratch sound, and knows that it's not a fad he/she can outlast, but that it is slowly sending rock the way of polka in the public sphere.


I'm including an illustration of the public sphere...