The Bar

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:59 am

Lorgasm wrote:Body shot first ZOom...then massage.

okay i will hold the lotion in my hands so it is warm for you

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:04 pm

Jewel - step right up to the massage table.

<ping - table appears>

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:04 pm

Rockdad wrote:Lorgasm meet me in the backroom before Zoom gets in...eh eh

Damn that made Zoom move into backroom fast finally now we no how to get his butt moving..

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:05 pm

Hey Rock, how'd you get that picture of me?

Lorgasm, poison is poison...........anything except gin.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:05 pm

she is the best woman, looking upwards towards the sky thank you jen

awe.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:06 pm

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:06 pm

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:06 pm

Sput, my hero...................you do have all of the necessary oils, right?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:07 pm

I'll get the incense and candles.

Jewel, do you have a preference for sounds or music?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:08 pm

Jewel*** wrote:Sput, my hero...................you do have all of the necessary oils, right?

A wide variety to choose from:

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:09 pm

Jewel*** wrote:Hey Rock, how'd you get that picture of me?

What picture? ??? Never mind I got it Candy O

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:10 pm

the usual massage music will be fine thanks. ok, i'm ready. noone look, i'm getting under the covers.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:11 pm

Covers!?!

You can't use these tools through covers

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:12 pm

the picture of the hot babe in black laying on top of the car....

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:14 pm

time to go enjoy yourselves.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:14 pm

yikes......what exactly are you going to be doing with those tools?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:15 pm

Oh yeah, the music...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:18 pm

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:20 pm

Rocks massage no wooden tools needed! maybe some w*** though

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:21 pm

Hey Heli seems to be your sig line now Huh?

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:22 pm

lorgasm finds a long mechanical device with an off/on switch.
Here, use this...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:23 pm

And you must experience the tickler if you haven't before

I prefer the manual version. Very soothing

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:24 pm

nice hands.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:25 pm

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:26 pm

Lorgasm wrote:lorgasm finds a long mechanical device with an off/on switch.
Here, use this...

a leaf blower?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:29 pm

thanks Lorgasm I don't need to borrow that, i have the same one here.

Sput honey, you're starting to really scare me!

I'm so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh and sing a song (Mr. Rogers), but unfortunately I've gotta go. Drinks later?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:30 pm

Jewel*** wrote:yikes......what exactly are you going to be doing with those tools?

Tools are an extension of the hands. Each has it's own special function.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:30 pm

Drinks later for sure. That last one is for your scalp by the way.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:36 pm

Enjoy the rest of your day Jewel.

BTW: You are absolutely GLOWING now.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:37 pm

By gorgeous sorry Sput got fresh with ya and scared you off...