The Bar

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:20 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:
EspressoDude wrote: People have met others, like passing ships in the night, and forgot where their bikes are though..........
ESD, where you there that Burn night? Had a playan to cuddle and keep the chill off, though, but found the bikes after a couple of hours.....

'bout 8:00, one of the inner rows,(laying/sitting) Just a ways anticlockwise of the fire tornados.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:02 pm

I'm back. Had to watch "Big Love" episode 6. Strange stuff going on there.

Yes, TITWI, I should have put a glass of water next to my bed. I won't forget next time.

Ok, anyone have any drinks for me?????????

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:08 pm

What would you like?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:13 pm

Ummmmm, something different. I don't know, something that I can drink one of that has the same affect as 4. Got any ideas bartender?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:15 pm

Here-just blow it out first.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:22 pm

I blew out mine........ready, on 3. 1, 2, 3..........Ah, wow, that was awesome. Tell me what I just drank. Or do I not want to know.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:29 pm

Just wait for it to kick in. The recipe's a secret, but I can tell you what it is after the third (you'll never remember).

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:33 pm

So, how's your love life? Well, we are at a bar......isn't that the kind of stuff people talk about in bars?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:36 pm

You really wanna know? I work 75-80 hours a week in a small town where I'm stranger by far than the most whacked out person here. The girls that think I'm attractive, I wouldn't go out with(wacko for jacko), and the rest are waaaay too normal.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:36 pm

Howdy!

Set me up with something. Anything

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:39 pm

Okay, Sput. You can have what we're having. It's called a JP5 martini. heh.

Think I'll have another, too.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:40 pm

I'm so sorry DD. I think we need another one of those flaming, secret recipe things. The first one didn't really do anything.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:40 pm

Wonderful! JP5? Is that some kind of jet fuel?

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:43 pm

probably Sput, he won't tell..............

I think you should give normal a try DD. Hey, you never know who you can get to turn to the "weird" side.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:44 pm

heh. Another round? Sure. heh.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:46 pm

Okay, let me put it this way. I freak these poor little small town women out. Without trying. And most of them are married by age 23.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:46 pm

oh good, we each get 2. Shoot, I thought i was only gonna drink 1 tonight. Oh well, just keep dealing me in.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:47 pm

Yep, it's jet fuel.

Synonyms: petroleum fuel, NCI-C54784, fuel oil No 5, residual oil No 5, kerosine, kerosene
Use: fuel, degreaser, solvent, insecticide
Molecular formula: kerosene is specified as 15.9% aromatics, 52.8% cycloparaffins, 30.8% paraffins, 0.5% alkenes
CAS No: 8008-20-6
EINECS No:

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:50 pm

i didn't know jet fuel could taste so good! what do you think the effects on the body could be?

Have you considered moving? How strange could you be......really.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:51 pm

I knew this stuff tasted familiar.

Time to blow some fire

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:56 pm

how come that didn't happen when i drank mine?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:57 pm

No, you have to hold it in your mouth and the spray it out across a flame.

Give it a shot.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:57 pm

Not really that strange if I'm in a city of, say 250,000 or more. In a city like Seattle or San Francisco I'm downright average. For now, this is where I need to be. For family reasons. If things work out, I'll either be footloose in a month or two, or I'll own this business entire. At this point, I'm thinking my freedom is more desirable.

As for the recipe, 100 proof high end vodka, 151 rum, splash oxygenated water, dash sugar, drop vanilla. WHOOF!!!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:04 pm

SHIT. Thanks Sput. I just burned off my eyebrows..............

Can't wait to meet you DD.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:07 pm

Can't wait to meet you too, Jewel***. I'm sure you're quite attractive even without eyebrows (they'll probably grow back by then, anyway)

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:08 pm

A chicken walks into a bar and says:

I've heard of bad breath, but yours is lethal sput!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:09 pm

...and on those wonderful notes, I must depart. Goodnight friends. See you tomorrow.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:09 pm

Jewel*** wrote:SHIT. Thanks Sput. I just burned off my eyebrows..............

Can't wait to meet you DD.

at least u didn't burn off your lips!!!!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:11 pm

good nite sput..

BC where u been hiding?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:12 pm

Hey, E D , BC, Hows youse guys?