Fuck!
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Lassen Forge
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Some slimeball asshole broke into my truck last night and tried to steal it.
In the process they broke the fuck out of my steering column.
The choice is this. Spend the fucking money I had squirreled for BRC to try to get it fixed ($1500.00) and not afford to go, or leave the truck broken and not go, as I have no way to get myself and my gear up there.
Oh fucking well... must be one fuck of a karmic debt I'm paying off or something.
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In the process they broke the fuck out of my steering column.
The choice is this. Spend the fucking money I had squirreled for BRC to try to get it fixed ($1500.00) and not afford to go, or leave the truck broken and not go, as I have no way to get myself and my gear up there.
Oh fucking well... must be one fuck of a karmic debt I'm paying off or something.
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EspressoDude
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Fuck the bastard with a 400 pound pneumatic rock drill.
Fucking hot wire is right..Drop a 480v power line to the fucking truck tonite. Wait for the fucking dicklessfuckhead to fucking scream and fucking fry tonite when he(or she) fucking cums again
Fuck the steering...just get the fucking truck pointed fucking east@fucking sunrise and start fucking driving...the fucking truck knows the fucking way to fucking BRC
Fucking hot wire is right..Drop a 480v power line to the fucking truck tonite. Wait for the fucking dicklessfuckhead to fucking scream and fucking fry tonite when he(or she) fucking cums again
Fuck the steering...just get the fucking truck pointed fucking east@fucking sunrise and start fucking driving...the fucking truck knows the fucking way to fucking BRC
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EspressoDude
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honest officer, I don't know what this fucking fried piece of shit with a rock drill up his ass is doing next to my truck........
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Bin Noddin
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Make sure you check all the fucking inboxes on the Fucking server!Bin Noddin wrote:Some fucking asshole is spoofing our website as the source of thousands of spam messages. Fuck! No customer orders, just hundreds of "mail delivery failed" messages. Fuckin bastards!
And fucking daughter had healthy Baby boy!
That makes me a fucking Grand Pa Fuck!
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nogganoodle
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EspressoDude
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and Fuck fucker fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck!Fuck fucker fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck!Fuck fucker fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck!Fuck fucker fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck! some moreOregonRed wrote:Fuck fucker fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up
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cowboyangel
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robbidobbs
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Fuck!
Like, oh my fucking gawd!
101 days until the Man burns.
Is it time to panic?
I think it just might be that time.
Ok, I need to get the fucking signage edited.
And I need visquine.
And tape.
Fuck, I need to go thru my fucking PILE of a storage room for all my playa stuff.
Wow.
It's that time again kids.
Like, oh my fucking gawd!
101 days until the Man burns.
Is it time to panic?
I think it just might be that time.
Ok, I need to get the fucking signage edited.
And I need visquine.
And tape.
Fuck, I need to go thru my fucking PILE of a storage room for all my playa stuff.
Wow.
It's that time again kids.
I'll be in my blanket fort until further notice.
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Lassen Forge
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(Pardon the subsequent outburst...)
MotherFUCKING asshole superintendent tried to get my fucking 2 week vacation cancelled on a fucking scheduling technicality that he fucking approved a month ago. I swear, this fucking guy is a fucking RETARD!!! Wanders into my office doing the "when does your vacation start?" shit, then "Is it on the schedule" (asshole put it there), then "Who's filling your shift" (not my fucking problem), then this who's doing my specific dutiess day by day, because... (Again, not my fucking problem...)
No wonder all our fucking employees are leaving in droves. This jackoff motherfucker is chasing them off with his stupidity. MotherFUCKER!!!!!
Yeah? Well, you miserable alzheimer-minded fuck... I'm Outta There for 2 FUCKING WEEKS. So... to quote an old boyfriend... Kiss my motherfucking ass, you miserable son of a bitch FUCK!!!.
Ever wish you worked for the fucking Post Office instead??? >grins<
(Fucking tirade ends...)
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MotherFUCKING asshole superintendent tried to get my fucking 2 week vacation cancelled on a fucking scheduling technicality that he fucking approved a month ago. I swear, this fucking guy is a fucking RETARD!!! Wanders into my office doing the "when does your vacation start?" shit, then "Is it on the schedule" (asshole put it there), then "Who's filling your shift" (not my fucking problem), then this who's doing my specific dutiess day by day, because... (Again, not my fucking problem...)
No wonder all our fucking employees are leaving in droves. This jackoff motherfucker is chasing them off with his stupidity. MotherFUCKER!!!!!
Yeah? Well, you miserable alzheimer-minded fuck... I'm Outta There for 2 FUCKING WEEKS. So... to quote an old boyfriend... Kiss my motherfucking ass, you miserable son of a bitch FUCK!!!.
Ever wish you worked for the fucking Post Office instead??? >grins<
(Fucking tirade ends...)
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AntiM
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Why do I fucking lend money to relatives? I haven't even done it yet and I'm resigned to not seeing it again. My SIL and I went shopping on my plastic, true my brother has lost 200 pounds and has no clothes for vacation and I love him and am happy to clothe him and we did go to cross-dress for less, but still, she picked up stuff for the boys too and shirts for my niece who's put on weight in this last depression bout. Fuck I am such a sap. And my other nephew is buying a house in Las Fucking Vegas and needs help with the down payment and he's a good kid and he will pay me back and there's a huge guilt trip 'cause he's one of the orphans from when my brothe died, but fuck that's a lot of cash. And another niece wants to borrow the trailer to go to Seattle to pick up her BF's tools he inheireted, my fucking Burning Man trailer, all the way to fucking Seattle. And another niece was hinting she needs help with a special reading program for her daughter, at least I didn't take the hint. And that was ALL TODAY! How the FUCK did I get to be the adult?
Fuck I love my fucking family.
Fuck I love my fucking family.
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theCryptofishist
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Why do I fucking lend money to relatives? I haven't even done it yet and I'm resigned to not seeing it again. My SIL and I went shopping on my plastic, true my brother has lost 200 pounds and has no clothes
200 pounds?!! HOLY FUCK!!! Sorry, but that last bit blew my fucking mind! Well, I just found out that my fucking telephone apparently is still diconnected. The telephone bills got lost in the move and I got behind and the phone company disconnected them just before I left town for three weeks. I paid the bills off about two weeks ago and haven't had the chance to see if they've reconnected me. I guess not. Now I am going to have to give them a fucking telephone call to tell them they should reconnect my fucking telephone!
B.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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AntiM
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Yeah, he'd reached over 400, 413 I think, and nothing he did was reversing his weight gain. Once you get large it is hard to get small through diet and exercise alone if your genetics conspire against you. The doctors recommended he should have the gastric bypass surgery, risky but safer than being so big, what no one mentions is your new diet is strict because carbs and sugars play havoc with a bypassed system.200 pounds?!! HOLY FUCK!!! Sorry, but that last bit blew my fucking mind!
I am just fucking happy he won't die soon. I am fucking taking notes. Weight is a serious issue in our family.
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thisisthatwhichis
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Family rule #1, never let em know what ya got....AntiM wrote:Why do I fucking lend money to relatives? How the FUCK did I get to be the adult?
Fuck I love my fucking family.
just remind them of what you gave...<Guilt works both ways (although in my case, not always)>.....
Fucking Refrigerator, with fucking $200 worth of food went out sometime last night. Fuck, it has'nt been fixed yet...fuck.
Fuck, Now I might has to ask the Ex to store it for me..... Oh, this should be fun.......
Sends AntiM all the Karma I can muster.....
TITWI
To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
It's show time, folks.....Joe Gideon
To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
It's show time, folks.....Joe Gideon
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EspressoDude
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Fuck that sounds like 3 cases of sandwiches in a can (beers)
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BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up
Tactical Espresso Service http://home.comcast.net/~espressocamp/
Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up