The Bar

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:30 pm

What can I get you Zule? I'm giving DD a little break tonight......

So sorry though, I can't split the tits, there are not enough as it is.......

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:34 pm

that’s ok Jewel , body shots always seemed counterproductive to me, Always seemed better to down the shot then grope you friend ,... I’ll have a tequila gimlet

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:36 pm

how about this guy X? He's a classy looking guy, but in a rough, manly sort of way.........i'm sure he looks good out of his tux too!

It's so funny, men think they have bad locker room talk...they should listen in on a women's locker room conversation.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:37 pm

One tequila gimlet coming up

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:37 pm

looks like the sort that would spend way to much time hanging out with his buds in the locker room to me

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:39 pm

Thanks Jewel***

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:39 pm

Hey, isn't that Carson Daly? Spends too much time in front of the mirror.

Now that's what I call sexy. Think I'll make myself one, now.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:44 pm

Yes waitress my English friend and I would like to order... An Excellent Boiled Salad, Pottage With Whole Herbs, some Small Cakes, Custard, and a Ale From The Cask

Myself I am not very hungry could I have a couple appetizers:Fried Calamari with Fresh Tomato Sauce and Parmesan Cheese Shavings, Steamed Mussels and Baby Clams Fra Diablo, Baked Brie Wrapped in Phyllo, Six Jumbo Shrimp with Classic Cocktail Sauce and Dijon Horseradish Cream, bowl Black Bean and Ale Beef Chili

and maybe a big bowl of New England Clam Chowder

That should do it

Oh and a pint of Anchor Steam with a shot of Old Potrero Single Malt Hotaling's Whiskey.

Oh and a small house Salad - ranch dressing

yup and if its not to much trouble a small diet Pepsi?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:45 pm

I saw the V-camper Michelle seemed to be up for camping with the Bar, that’s cool are there any other V-campers yet to weigh in ?

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:45 pm

Jewel*** wrote:how about this guy X? He's a classy looking guy, but in a rough, manly sort of way.........i'm sure he looks good out of his tux too!

It's so funny, men think they have bad locker room talk...they should listen in on a women's locker room conversation.

Yeah I sent you that picture of me!

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:46 pm

i think he's handsome........do you think this guy is better?

I threw her in just to keep you happy (the lipstick is a little much, but...)

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:47 pm

That's a nice little dish, Jewelbaby, thanks :) Give him a little mussin' on the playa, and he'd be sweeeeet!

My friend just sent me an eBook "A guide to cunnilingus" :"Eating a woman's pussy is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it is the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the littlest dick on the planet, but if you give great head, you will be appreciated as a fabulous lover. Yes, it's that important. "

(he's a gay guy, who thinks women's body parts are kinda icky, so WHY he sent me this, I dunno...) But yeah, women's locker room is much more raunchy than what I've heard of guy talk :)

X.

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:48 pm

OOh, if he wasn't so scowly, he'd look just like the dude I had a little mini-crush on while I was home for my bro-in-law's funeral.. Dude rode a chopper at the front of the truck procession with his also-hot-tall-amazonian-and-friendly woman on the back.. I'd play with that pair :)

X.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:49 pm

Hey Rock, that wasn't the picture you sent, I think this was the one----

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:50 pm

The girl's not my style, but the guy on the bike looks a little like me, scowl and all. OK, he's a little bigger and I have more tattoos.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:50 pm

SO X You needed a book to tell you about the joys of Cunnilingus ,

.... gee I wish I could make it to BRC this year

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:53 pm

DD, Rockdad's order is the reason I've never been a waitress.....can you take care of this one. I'm sure he's a bad tipper too, but don't worry, I'll give some of mine.

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:53 pm

LOL...

Here was my reply to him:

Xtacy says:
Except when you get tense about taking too long to cum, wondering if the guy is getting bored, or get weirded out by the fact that he is singing along to the radio WHILE going down on you.

LOL

But, as another friend keeps teasing, I haven't gotten my official Muff Divers Card yet... ALTHOUGH.. there is an incredibly attractive woman who I have just started working with in one aspect of my hoop job... but I am a) shy b) reluctant to mess around with work things... but, if nothing happens there (or tonight, roomie and her g/f and I are going to a "Sugar and Spikes" burlesque show, fundraiser for the Dyke March).. then it may be another cherry lost on the playa for me..

X.

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:54 pm

Jewelbaby, I think RD is secretly asking for a tray of food to be "Accidently
" dumped in his lap :)

X.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:56 pm

X - Happy to hear you got that e-book I wrote!
Jewel - The chicks not my style either can not get past the nose for one...Looks like it makes her cross eyed too!

Does dinner alway's take this long here?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:58 pm

X I’d agree it’s probably best to not mess around with someone you work with unless your really smitten enough to risk the problems with work it could cause

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:02 pm

good evening Miss Malibu welcome

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:02 pm

Zooool.. EXACTLY.. I survived it once, (though the first three days after an ugly closing were hard) but tend to avoid it.. but sometimes it sucks, cause the people I work(ed) with are always the ones I really got to know well, and liked more the more I knew them! <siiigh>

Anyway, tub time for me, before dancing this eve :) Back in a while!

(y'know, I was gonna post a picture of me ina tub blowing a bubblekiss.. but I haven't learned the resizing trick yet, so I'll hold off :)

X.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:04 pm

I have no idea what you ordered there, Rock, so here's what you're having. Enjoy.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:04 pm

Gee X you could e-mail or pm the picture to me any time

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:05 pm

J.M.W. Turner (1827) "A Bevy of Beautiful Women"

How about a little culture........I'm glad none of you liked that woman with the killer bod, you've each earned points for that one.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:09 pm

Jewel*** wrote:J.M.W. Turner (1827) "A Bevy of Beautiful Women"

How about a little culture........I'm glad none of you liked that woman with the killer bod, you've each earned points for that one.

Is this one of those Sex toy parties? or Mary Kay?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:09 pm

Okay Rock I can get you a beer, but for the food what we've got will have to suffice.

Anchor Steam on tap.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:10 pm

about the bevy

I’m thinking the woman in black is the hired companion, match arranger, for the one to her right, and is probably more my age but I like the one in orange.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:13 pm

They're a clan of assassins planning their next hit.