The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:39 pm

*stomps in; unlaces buckets*

Glegle.

Drink me.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:40 pm

afternoon folks,
I'll have a shot of jack with a beer back,

I want to thank you all for the commiseration today it's helped lift my outlook some. I'd like to add a special thanks to Joel and Geekster expressing your points and helping the rest of us see not all those in opposition to progressivism are raving lunatics.

A toast to us!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:42 pm

I have this vivid picture in my mind right now... I'm slurping up a shot from Tish's navel as she lays on the bar, and I'm grabbing G.E.'s butt with my left hand while reaching for B.H.A.'s silver spandex covered heinie with my right...

I gotta go to work now, dammit. Stop distracting me, people.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:45 pm

Grab on, Sensei-baby I've been working out.

Just don't make me knock over my beer.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:46 pm

to us!

I'll second that sentiment, Z.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:47 pm

work, shmurk. Nice image...now it's GE's turn...heh, heh...

A beer fer Bucket! howdy Bucket!

And a Jack & a back for ZG. Well, said, my friend!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:49 pm

oohh! I think I felt a little tingle near my hindquarters...

harder baby, harder!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:50 pm

What in the HELL is going on in here??!! And how come I wasn't informed!?

Bushmills, with a Guiness back!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:52 pm

Awww. Are you feeling left out?

You can always grab the cocktail waitress' tush here...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:54 pm

oooh!!! You got it, baby! I see the waitress has yer hands, full...
A Bushmills and a guiness back. where d'ya want the shot??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:55 pm

Thanks for the brewski, T2.

Whadda ya think, Sensei, hard as a jail yard, right?

*reaches for GE's other cheek*

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:56 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:So............How about them Red-Sox???

Awww...c'mon, cut me some slack here.....

oh i don't think so...

sleep in the bed you made.

besides, baseball is at least dead until spring...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:57 pm

ooh, Riiaaannnn!!!! come in and plaaaaayyy!!!!!

you know you waaaaaaaannntt toooo!!!

you can drink out of my navel, too....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:57 pm

goddam! It's nice to be gettin' some action!

If only youse guys were closer...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:59 pm

Well kids I was up most of the night and could use a nap, I'll check in later,........ have a better one!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:01 pm

tisha2 wrote:oooh!!! You got it, baby! I see the waitress has yer hands, full...
A Bushmills and a guiness back. where d'ya want the shot??

Right where it belongs (a short, wispered PM in her ear...) wadda' ya' think?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:01 pm

i am so ready for a Guiness...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:02 pm

*discovers Sam's hand on GE's bootilicious*

Dang, this is getting kinda freaky

Who wants to share a shot the up close and personal way?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:04 pm

me! ME! Ooo! Pick me!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:06 pm

Yee-ha.

*grabs bottle of whatever from bar, pours double in mouth, makes 'c'mere cutie' gesture with free hand*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:08 pm

Wait: are you still on your buckets? How'm I going to get up there??

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:10 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Wait: are you still on your buckets? How'm I going to get up there??

I think he's in the buckets now....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:11 pm

Hey, where did those cuffs end up? I'll just get up on those things to reach you...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:11 pm

gurgle...gurgle

*helps GE up onto his buckets, Sam's hand will not be moved*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:20 pm

Hey, Sam... put your hand to good use back there, and give me a boost... Quick, before BHA drowns...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:23 pm

I'm just trying to find the best place to .... ummm.... the best angle..... ummmmm...... a good handhold so I don't drop you...... ummmmmm..... oh, yeah... there we are.....

Was it good for you?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:27 pm

*Pulls GE close, shot sloshes into her mouth*

Yeah!

~jukebox suddenly kicks into gear~

Jo-el, can you handle this?
Samtzu, can you handle this?
Sensei, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this
Woah

Barely move, we've arrived
Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly
Baddest chick, chick inside (uh)
DJ, jam tonight (uh)
Spotted me (uh) a tender thang (uh)
There you are, (uh) come on baby (uh)
Don't you wanna (uh) dance with me (uh)
Can you handle, (uh) handle me?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:28 pm

*slowly recovering from Sam's pm*

yeeeee-haaaAAAAAWWW!!!

now THIS is a good afternoon!!!

Here's a grand Guiness for Joel. Way to keep the peace today, baby.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:29 pm

tisha2 wrote:*slowly recovering from Sam's pm*

yeeeee-haaaAAAAAWWW!!!

now THIS is a good afternoon!!!

SAM! Share the goods!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:31 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
tisha2 wrote:*slowly recovering from Sam's pm*

yeeeee-haaaAAAAAWWW!!!

now THIS is a good afternoon!!!
SAM! Share the goods!

A gentleman never tells....

BTW, love the song... and what the hell you got sloshin' around in the buckets?