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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:48 am

greatest people stickers also.

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Post by pinemom » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:49 am

you forgot the fuck! heheheeheheheeeee
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:51 am

Hey!

1. BB, sorry to hear about your mom. Hang in there. Things happen and sometimes for a reason. for good or ill. This too shall pass and life will be worth living and hopefully you two will be better for it. When my sis was diagnosed with cancer, it made us appreciate life more and the love of each other.

2. K-IV, what can I say but FUCKIN YAY!!!!! Can't wait to meet and greet you.

3. AntiM, I love hamsters and I feel your pain. I had one named speedy. I loved watchin him eat pretzels and rolling around in his plastic ball.

4. Pinemom, Fuckin Kudos to you for not giving up on your daughter. You did it!! Fuckin A, you DID IT! You beat the fucking system. Bless your heart and soul.

5. No more Fuckin Drama. Let's get to the Playa and do what we do best!

Love and much abundance to all!
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Post by pinemom » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:08 am

Fucken-A
Im with Lorgasm, Its suppose to be good fucking news from here on out! Boy what fucking alter reality do I live in?

To my friends of fuckville...the bad powers that be will do anything they can to keep us from happy harmony, thats just yin/yang. It will be especially hard to get out to the playa...why you ask? because for every good there is a bad for every no there is a yes for every night there is a fucking morning, have a feeling mornings are going to hurt.
But what Im trying to fucking say is persurvere(sp?) Because anything that causes this much hardship to reach must be FUCKING worth it!
Im going to burningman, he he he took me 13 years to get there, lets me tell you Im soooo fucking ready!
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:13 am

High Five Pinemom!

The house with be there when we get back. The fucking car will be there when we get back. We fuckin deserve this. This is who we are and why we are. I can't fucking explain it. However, I believe Pinemom hit it on the head. You go girl. Kisses and Kudos to you.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:14 am

I forgot to fucking post it...

I cleared the last set of obstacles to being able to go last night. The money side is taken care of. I got lucky, I didn't know how much the new appliances I needed were going to cost but it turned out to be much less than I expected. That in turn freed up money to go!

Oh and I get my fucking keys today at 2 pm, and the house is mine on Saturday morning, one day ahead of schedule! Then comes the fun of getting moved in, then getting packed for BM, and seeing what stuff I have that I can make into playawear and cool stuff to take with me. (And after reading a certain rant elsewhere...I'm glad I didn't buy a utilikilt)

And on top of this with the new schedule I'll be able to tackle Mosquito Pass and Independence Pass on my way out there this year. BM, 4 wheeling in Colorado, and a sidetrip to Moab to boot? Needless to say I've got this huge smile that I can't get rid of.

And all I can say is it's about fucking time things started going good!
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:16 am

(((((Kinetic IV))))))))

Just a big fucking hug. You fuckin deserve it. See you on the Playa!!!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:22 am

Thanks for that hug!
But I'm not out of the woods yet. Saturday the temp is expected to hit 102, Sunday 104. And the humidity should push the heat index above 115 for a while.
As bad as that is I'll take it over the 119F I experienced out at Edwards AFB a few years back. I never want to experience that kind of fucking heat again.
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:27 am

Hey K-IV,

I'm an air-force brat myself. Spent some time in Homestead AFB, FL and in Holloman AFB, NM (I think my step dad had something for bases startin with the letter H-dunno). Anyways, you best not be fuckin teasin me. You are going. We will get through this fucking heatwave together. Stay positive, hydrated and happy. You must have a bitchin tan right now.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:36 am

forget it
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Post by capjbadger » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:46 am

Kinetic IV wrote:Meanwhile: Scheduling: locked down.
Ticket: In progress. I may have a $200 will call ticket locked in.
Funding: I may have the final piece of the puzzle figured out later this evening. It's looking good. My family is giving me grief though...you bought a house, you should be spending your money on that.

Some things people won't understand until they've been. It's about the people. Then the art, then the music. I'll have plenty of weekends to stay home saving money when I get back...weekends I can devote to building something for next year! I'm tired of flipflopping, I'm gonna make this happen.
Fucking whoohoo! Glad to hear you're making it out. :)
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!

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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:22 am

I was just passing through and for some reason we stopped. We were in a truck and when I climbed out and grabbed the chrome plated monkey bars to swing down I burned my hands. I didn't believe it could be that hot until I put a thermometer down on the ground...119 degrees. That was my first exposure to a low humidity / desert environment and it made me appreciate the A/C a lot more after that.

That was too fucking hot!
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Post by helitack » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:56 pm

119 ground temp hot? Ground temps here are pushing at least 175+

Too much fun.

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Post by pinemom » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:59 pm

Fuck Im at work and I have 2 tables left...theyve paid their bills and now their gonna sit and Fucken visit ! Go to a bar ladies! Give me a fucken break thats why they make fucken bars...so you can visit!
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Post by Box Burner » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:23 pm

Thanks for all th love and good wishes Everyone! I know it will be better. It is just difficult right now. I am still going to Burning Man..


Oh yeah ... fuck. :D
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by Zoom » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:02 am

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK

FUCK I stopped by the fucking V.F.W. lastnight to tell the community service guy what to do. my mother and father are there. Guess fucking what, well my mother thinks she is bullet proof or something she had ordered 4 fucking shots of jagermeister. i told her one would be fucking sufficient. she had fucking four of them motherfuckers. now she wants to go fucking home. i offered to take her home and i would walk the fuck back over. no she wants to fucking walk. now she is fucking vomiting. so i sat her up in the fucking car. told her i would be right the fuck back with a fucking clean cloth. i come the fuck back out she is gone. so i was like FUCK IT!! a customer drives up and calls my attention from the back she is in the middle of the fucking parking lot passed out in a fucking water puddle. tried to get her the fuck up. damn dead (hate that fucking word) weight is fucking heavy. she started kicking and hitting. so i had to fucking call the fucking paramedics. now i am the one whom feels fucking wrong. i am the child. why do we have to babysit our parents sometimes. i hope she fucking appreciates me for this. and hope she aint fucking pissed. i called the fucking hospital they informed me she was sleeping. fuck she is going to have a fucking hangover today.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:50 am

Oh Zoom,

I'm so fuckin sorry to hear about your evening. You did good. I am fuckin proud of you. She is obviously in pain and I'm not talkin physically. I know you have alot on your plate right now. She needs you. Go to her. Take her to the beach, a park, a place far from alcohol. Talk to her. Find out what's wrong. She could be using drinks as a bandaid. dunno. Didn't she just have surgery? Meds and etoh do not mix. Maybe, if anything, she knows this now. Just brush it off right now. Hang in there. She is still alive and so are you. Embrace it.

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Post by PlayaPetal » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:12 am

fuck - I didn't get the Red Cross job - oh fucking well... had another great fucking interview yesterday and already fucking got a call back for a second on Monday - I think I have this one... we'll fucking see...
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

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Post by pinemom » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:13 am

Oh ZOOM...Ive been babysitting my mom for years now, when my Dad died 4 yrs ago she went off the deep end! drank like a fish, and unfortunately wasnt a fun drunk, we luckily only had one fucking physical fight(me trying to convine her to get in bed and sleep it off...what the hell was i thinking! hahaha)
Child parents...takes on a whole new meaning!
P.s. She's wonderful now, met a man a yr ago and they were married 2 months ago...theyre happy as clams and shes much better(not perfect, but better)
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:59 pm

Hey Zoom...

That is a really sucky position to be in, hon... but you gotta remember something.

Your mom is an adult. Just like the rest of us she gets to make choices and if she ends up hurting or fucked over because of them - it's on her. NOT you!

I know she is your mom, and you love her, that's not the point. It's hard to look at our parents and remember "Damn, they're people, just like me!". We tend to put them on a pedestal, and when they show their human side, we tend to feel different than, say, out friends or others. (Most people still can't imagine their folks humping in bed, tho that's how they got their dis-imagining kids!! >giggles<)

You did the right thing - You let her make her choices (even tho she will be hurtin' prolly pretty good after last night) and when she was in trouble, you did the right thing by getting help. What's to feel guilty about? You did GOOD, hon.

Too bad people don't go through life with the back of a BRC ticket tattooed to the back of their arm or something similar, like... "Welcome to Life. This is a dangerous event. You are responsible for your own actions. Some behaviors can cause incarceration, injury or death. You are responsible to determine what those behaviors are and aren't...."

She's OK now. Prolly hung over (tho maybe not). But remember - you do NOT have to be her guardian - even tho she was yours, it doesn't necessarily work in reverse.

Sorry, hon... remember, all is well.

bb

PS - Adding the obligatory "FUCK" in here...

b

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Post by mojo » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:44 pm

Zoom

BBSue is right (as usual!). You have nothing to feel guilty for. But I think that your mom certainly does.

Any thinking adult is aware that ordering and consuming 4 shots of alcohol (especially jager) is going to produce serious consequences. I'm sure she was cognizant of the cause and effect before the fact - so the effect was a desired one (despite that it's severity might have been a little bit of a shock).

BTW, where was your father through all of this?

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Post by mojo » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:50 pm

Oh, and by the way, FUCK.

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Post by ibdave » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:42 pm

Fucking Modzilla.... Fucking did an update overnight and wiped out ALL MY FUCKING BOOKMARKS.... Fucking didn't warn anyone..... Fuck tards
I was Born OK the 1st Time....

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Post by blueniteowl » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:10 am

Really? Cause I got an update yesterday but my bookmarks are fine.

Oh, and I'm sorry cause that fucking sucks.

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Post by Zoom » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:58 am

thank you you BBSue, Mojo, Pinemom, especially Lorgasm :wink:
BBSue thank you for the positive input you fucking made Zoom cry. but they were good tears of fucking joy. I really can not wait to fucking meet you all. fuck i am crying right now just thinking about the closeness you all make me feel. i love you all. thank you all.
and let's have fucking great day. 8)
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Lorgasm » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:16 am

or a great Fucking day.

think about it.
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Post by EspressoDude » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:19 am

time for a FUCKING PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Post by Lorgasm » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:22 am

Fucking Aye!
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Post by Zoom » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:31 am

you aint fucking kidding. fuck, where the fuck are the dancing girls.
thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Lorgasm » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:59 am

you mean the Fuckin, Dancin girls
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