Violent Sex

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 2:38 pm

PJ wrote:
Ivy wrote:I may show up at the decompression tomorrow with bite marks and bruises.
Can I offer you some lotion for that?

Vitamin E is best for the healing.

TawnyGnosis · Post by **TawnyGnosis** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 10:22 pm

I got a tad violent this weekend, but not in the fun way where I pretend to not like it. It was a good, hearty smack well deserved and perhaps in a way more satisfying than a bout of violent sex.

Ivy, did you live up to the promises of your bruises?

III · Post by **III** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:20 am

the current batch of gouges on my back are healing nicely, thank you for asking.

i'm a little weak on the bruises, though. should be remedied soon, i think.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:43 am

III wrote:the current batch of gouges on my back are healing nicely, thank you for asking.

i'm a little weak on the bruises, though. should be remedied soon, i think.

Hey who was talking to you.

I was hoping Ivy would answer.

The question was posed to Ivy right?

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:44 am

hmmmmmm... i think that everyone could go for some good violent sex. i know that i could.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 12:31 pm

Sorry I didn't answer.

I was...uh...busy.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:52 pm

>Hey who was talking to you.

feel free to scroll past my posts if they don't interest you, and i think you should try to be less negative in the future.

i'm just trying to have fun.

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:20 pm

bump!

III · Post by **III** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:22 pm

>bump!

was that for me?

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:28 pm

III wrote:>bump!

was that for me?

why . . . . um, YES! yes it was!

anything else while I'm here?

III · Post by **III** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:33 pm

well, i could use some grind to go with that bump...

TawnyGnosis · Post by **TawnyGnosis** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:45 pm

"feel free to scroll past my posts if they don't interest you, and i think you should try to be less negative in the future.

i'm just trying to have fun."

In fact I was addressing Ivy, but was happy to hear about anyone's violent sex really.

I want to know it all I guess.

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:27 pm

<snort!>

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:39 pm

double <snort!>

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 4:18 pm

III wrote:well, i could use some grind to go with that bump...

you want course grind or espresso?

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 4:22 pm

grind it fine, of course!

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:40 pm

Oh god, coffee and violent sex all in one thread....this is too much stimulation for me. I need a cold shower now. Or to get laid....
I passed up a chance to have random sex with a rather attractive stranger last weekend. I was about to take off with her, then I ran into a bunch of friends I hadn't seen in a really long time and decided they were more important than an easy lay. The girl whined when I bit her lip anyway, and I didn't even draw blood, so I doubt she could've handled a night with me.

Raheer · Post by **Raheer** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:45 pm

JezebelinHell wrote:Oh god, coffee and violent sex all in one thread....this is too much stimulation for me. I need a cold shower now. Or to get laid....
I passed up a chance to have random sex with a rather attractive stranger last weekend. I was about to take off with her, then I ran into a bunch of friends I hadn't seen in a really long time and decided they were more important than an easy lay. The girl whined when I bit her lip anyway, and I didn't even draw blood, so I doubt she could've handled a night with me.

How does getting laid while being served coffee sound?

Raheer

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:03 am

Raheer wrote:How does getting laid while being served coffee sound?
Raheer

like you need to shag ass over here asap.

Cooky · Post by **Cooky** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 1:21 pm

you want course grind or espresso?

french press please...

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:27 pm

so alpha, speaking of fine:

it's friday night and i'm easing myself into the hottest tub (112 degress !) and i say: "jesus, my ass is killing me!"

swanson replies, "no babe, your ass is KILLING ME!!!!!!"

it don't make you the lone ranger, but you're in good company, at least.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:34 pm

alice wrote:it don't make you the lone ranger, but you're in good company, at least.

It would appear that you are the ones in good company. I'm sitting here with a 1-year old with a runny nose. :-)

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:38 pm

i'm here with my husband.

he doesn't have a runny nose.

he's still a big pain in the ass.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:38 pm

you've been married (or not, as it were) for two days and already he's a pain in the ass? Wow, that guy is good. It took me a full two years of marriage to become an ass-pain.

But what does all of this have to do with violent sex? Unless you were speaking literally?

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:42 pm

unfortunately, no.

i've had quite a few dates, too, but i do have certain rules:

no pegging, fisting or blood-sports on the first date.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:49 pm

god help me for asking for a clarification on this, but I suppose it's at least marginally on-topic. I thought pegging required a male recipient?

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:50 pm

Alpha wrote:god help me for asking for a clarification on this, but I suppose it's at least marginally on-topic. I thought pegging required a male recipient?

yup.

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:51 pm

what did you think?

i was dating myself?

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:52 pm

http://www.thestranger.com/2001-06-21/savage.html

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:52 pm

so why would you care whether your date wants various objects in the out-door, on the first date?