you know you're burnier than thou

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:23 pm

Yeah, CfM, that's for amateurs.

Now you know why Gandalf dressed in a cloak.
Just curl up around the keg.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:02 pm

51. Christmas tree lights? Why no, these go around our art car. Duh.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:23 am

52. when you see a school bus, or any kind of bus for that matter,
and you think of ways to convert it to your digs for a week.

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:41 am

53. Your defaultia friends know you really dont drink and wonder why you have a closet slowly filling up with 1.75 liter bottles of hard A.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:48 pm

54. A family member sees your growing accumulation of things that "would be cool" for burning man, and asks if you've seen the t.v. show Hoarders.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:07 am

55. your burner shed is only a 10x12....but thats ok, cause the 2, 10'x 20's set up side by side and the one car garage.....
fit "most" of the overflow .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:49 am

56--Danger Ranger asks you for fashion advice.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:25 am

57...your facebook friends list begins to look like it is the roster of some sex circus from berlin.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:37 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:57...your facebook friends list begins to look like it is the roster of some sex circus from berlin.

a-hahahahahaha....

58. Your phonebook reads like a nightmarish children's book

Shibari Umbrella Camp Kiki Slutlife

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:12 am

58: You occasionally have to remind yourself to put on pants when you go out to get something from your car.

59: You are "burnier than thou" when you no longer need to go to burning man to be burny.

60: When you live someplace where you don't need to worry about pants when you go to get something from your car.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:47 am

61. You honk at people who have dust on their cars.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:52 am

62. You take notes:

[youtube][/youtube]

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:54 am

63. You have more little painted tins then your grand mother

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:12 pm

64. You think about selling your daily driver for a down payment on a new RoadTrek van.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:44 am

64. Wolverine aka Kommisar Logan, DID!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:31 am

Bounce530 wrote:64. You think about selling your daily driver for a down payment on a new RoadTrek van.

I want a Westfalia, m'self...esp. this one that doesn't exist:

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:29 pm

one word.......UNIMOG!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:58 pm

If that's a Uni, then what's this?

Seems like just the thing, if you're taking the Millennium Road to burning man.

http://www.xor.org.uk/unimog/uksell/mymogsell.htm

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:05 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:63. You have more little painted tins then your grand mother

ROFL!

marck · Post by **marck** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:16 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
Boijoy wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:[

Back to the game:

46. When you're trying to fill out a 33-page application for financial aid to the playa and wondering the best way to attach a pubic hair to a piece of paper...
tape.
That's what I was thinking, but I don't know how it'd go through the scanner...

Photocopy/Flat-bed-scan then FAX.

Post by **Savannah** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:43 pm

44. you see UglyDougly post here and jump right on e-bay an purchase a barricade light.

I went straight to Amazon.

Their price is probably higher . . .

marck · Post by **marck** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:48 am

C.f.M. wrote:50.

You think "Man, that'd be good for passing out in..."

German Recon/Sniper Bag/Parka

Elements Survival Coat

Inflatable Sleeping Coat

marck · Post by **marck** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:52 am

65. Shopping the day after Halloween is a more important than the day after Thanksgiving.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:20 am

66. You announce that you are not going to Burning Man but that you are organizing a huge regional burn... in Reno.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:26 am

67. You've never been to burningman but spend at least an hour everyday on eplaya and have spent 8 hours on eplaya before.

guilty.

lol

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:06 am

68. "Burning Man" is a general line item on your weekly budget- all 52 weeks of the year, not just summer.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:23 am

69. The Hat asks you if his dress makes him look fat.

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:27 am

gyre wrote:
pinemom wrote:13. You open up your burner shed for the first time this year, and the playa dust smells like "kamaSutra honey powder"to you...
...and you get lost in what you were SUPPOSE to be in there for!
14. You have a burner shed, and it doesn't even seem a tad peculiar.

I have a burner container... a burner 5th wheel and a burner shed.......... and I have a supply of playa dust to sprinkle. Gee.....

Donna Matrix · Post by **Donna Matrix** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:34 am

Elorrum wrote:54. A family member sees your growing accumulation of things that "would be cool" for burning man, and asks if you've seen the t.v. show Hoarders.

fuck............. I am so there.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:50 am

Donna Matrix wrote:
Elorrum wrote:54. A family member sees your growing accumulation of things that "would be cool" for burning man, and asks if you've seen the t.v. show Hoarders.
fuck............. I am so there.

LOL i'm right behind ya.