Why is "Penis" such a hard word for men to say?

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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:15 pm

I have always called mine a COOKIE. :P

Everyone loves cookies.









My lover is a cookie monster. :shock: :P



I'm happy he loves my sweet cookie.



:P





PS: I love the word penis. The rod. The sink missile. The bulbous head. The crotch rocket, you name it.



Cock is a good thing.


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Post by Generic Anonymity » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:25 pm

After noticing your signature, Monkeypoo, I have to ask... are you saying you have a fortune penis? I've heard of a fortunate penis before, but never one that tells fortunes.
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Post by ¡Niers! » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:49 pm

My all time favorite alternative to pussy is: Penis cozy.
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Post by Sham » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:27 am

I feel so empowered now that I can say the word "penis" without blushing or feeling weird. I try to use it at least once a day in my normal conversation. It was a little awkward at first, but I am starting to get used to and it and starting to enjoy it!
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:57 am

good therapy would be continuously muttering "Penis" whilst brushing your teeth.

It doesn't feel so dirty now, does it ?
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Post by Sham » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:19 am

oneeyeddick wrote:good therapy would be continuously muttering "Penis" whilst brushing your teeth.

It doesn't feel so dirty now, does it ?
Not such a good idea to mutter penis while brushing your teeth. The mirror is covered with splashes of toothpaste. :roll:
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Post by SilverOrange » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:46 am

oneeyeddick wrote:good therapy would be continuously muttering "Penis" whilst brushing your teeth.

It doesn't feel so dirty now, does it ?
Actually, now I feel like I need a shower too.
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Post by TomServo » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:02 pm

¡Niers! wrote:My all time favorite alternative to pussy is: Penis cozy.


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Post by Sail Man » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:25 pm

Shambala wrote:
Sail Man wrote:I'd much rather have a candiru swim up there then have that steel rod shoved up my................................
tallywhacker :wink:
I think tallywhacker is the best word yet. It seems to sum up everything!
Thank you Sail Man. :D
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:29 pm

Tallywhacker sounds like a brand of fishing pole.
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Post by Marscrumbs » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:47 pm

Condidtioning. Men's eyes dialate when women talk about vaginas. Women avoid men who open talk about their penises in public.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:05 pm

Shambala wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:good therapy would be continuously muttering "Penis" whilst brushing your teeth.

It doesn't feel so dirty now, does it ?
Not such a good idea to mutter penis while brushing your teeth. The mirror is covered with splashes of toothpaste.
You can enhance that look with a sonic toothbrush.
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Post by Sham » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:37 pm

I tried the sonic toothbrush idea. I really (really) liked it. It made me feel all gooshy and stuff! :shock:
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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:13 pm

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Post by Sham » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:03 pm

Shambala wrote:I tried the sonic toothbrush idea. I really (really) liked it. It made me feel all gooshy and stuff! :shock:
......and by the way, I think I need a new toothbrush! :roll:
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