Favorite Bumper Stickers

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:24 pm

Thecatman wrote:No offense to any burners from the Golden State

You just redeemed yourself and saved yourself from one helluva whoopin', catman.

My all time favorite biker helmet sticker: Sit Down, Shut Up, HOLD ON!!!

*flashbacks to Xmas housefire ~~ not only did all my fucking leathers burn up, but my fuckin' helmet burned up too, goddammit*

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:42 pm

Now here is an interesting one...

I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:54 pm

Waterboard Cheney

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:00 pm

when Bush was Prez, I saw this on a bumper sticker at Sunshine Daydreams in Morgantown, WV....

"He put the DUH in W."

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:56 pm

I always like the classic "Don't laugh, its paid for"

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:27 am

geospyder wrote:I came over from California a few years ago but I am now an official Nevadan. LostinReno was my witness the day I became an official Nevadan when I shot an abandoned car in the middle of the desert.

It was a glorious day!

I for the most part have nothing against Californians or California for that matter. But a lot of 'em that moved here brought thier politics with them! The main one that cracks me up the most is being OUTSIDE and someone will be smoking a cigarette, some Californian will walk by with the fake cough. Oh please! They even brought the no smoking in bars with them. I personally don't care either way, but if your hanging around in bars enough to have issues from the smoke, chances are, your liver is already shot.

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:32 am

Thecatman wrote:I always like the classic "Don't laugh, its paid for"

I need that one!

Back with the Bushism's I still liked "A villiage in Texas is missing their idiot"

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:46 pm

I check sticker display racks but have'nt seen one for sometime. I might have some made up

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:45 pm

Seen on a T shirt this week:

BOMB TECHNICIAN -If you see me running you need to keep up.

LOL
Kaboom!!

d6 · Post by d6 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:49 pm

"Militant Agnostic: I Can't Prove It and Neither Can You"

"Pave the Earth"

"Satans Pimp" -(my old record label, but it makes me laugh)

"Fire-Worshiping Art Lover"

"Theres Always Room on the Broom"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:24 am

I may be schizophrenic,
but,
at least I have eachother

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:14 pm

I have a baseball cap that says...

"I'm schizophrenic and so am I"

accordionMan · Post by **accordionMan** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:02 pm

Just saw this one today...

If you want a taste of religion
Lick a Witch

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:34 pm

i have a bumper sticker that says,

"I don't remember Burning Man 2005"

Rusted Iron · Post by **Rusted Iron** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:52 pm

Neatly lettered on the back window of a car in front of me at a stop sign:

The Dude Abides

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:04 pm

Fight Crime,
Shoot Back!

Detox the Clown · Post by **Detox the Clown** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:42 pm

HELP! The paranoids are after me!

Karma · Post by **Karma** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:51 pm

"I pray Jesus, Save me from your followers".

philosopher · Post by **philosopher** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:44 am

Not a bumper sticker, but a license plate frame on an immaculate Rolls-Royce:
My other car is a Rolls-Royce.

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:27 pm

My killer robot skull fucked your honor student

stickysunset · Post by **stickysunset** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:47 am

I LIKE TO SPOON
AFTER I FORK

trenton · Post by **trenton** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:05 am

Yes it's my trailer.... and no i will not help you move!

Snowah Zark · Post by **Snowah Zark** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:27 am

Burning Man...Nudity, Guns, and Videotape.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:38 am

UNFUCKWITHABLE

or

SATAN WORKS FOR ME NOW!

or

I REPRESENT GOD, YOU FUCKNUT!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:49 am

gerbils are for Turks
REAL Greeks use FERRETS!

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:14 pm

BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS!

adam link · Post by **adam link** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:42 pm

BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:03 pm

I WANT YOU
TO SPEAK ENGLISH

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:03 pm

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:20 pm

BUMPER
STICKER