I Like Sex...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:34 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Actually the safety word is

friajjkyooliykeeddroullsek

(Sorry execerpt from a bad movie)
And here I always thought the safety word was "OWOWOWWRONGHOLEWRONGHOLE!!!"

That is actually the code for "it is in my bellybutton and it should not fit there and if it does you better get the fuck out"

natthebat · Post by **natthebat** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:38 pm

Yes you can feel it. It's good!! A pierced dick is a really good thing. I'm going to have my clit done. Blind fold camp freeks me out though. I like to see it coming anyway.

kylie sparks · Post by **kylie sparks** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:26 pm

Tisha2 ~
Are you from the Blue Lakes, near L ake County, Ca, by any chance??

Hi All!

kylie

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:43 pm

kylie sparks wrote:Tisha2 ~
Are you from the Blue Lakes, near L ake County, Ca, by any chance??

Hi All!

kylie

hello, dear - I am from Blue Lake in Humboldt County, off the 299. Purty near Lake County.

why do you ask...?

kylie sparks · Post by **kylie sparks** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:53 pm

Hi ~

Because I'm orignally from Clearlake, Ca. and was surprised to see that someone else is from that part of the country.
Small World.

kylie

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:56 pm

and i'm not even the only one here!!!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:08 pm

tisha2 wrote:
kylie sparks wrote:Tisha2 ~
Are you from the Blue Lakes, near L ake County, Ca, by any chance??

Hi All!

kylie
hello, dear - I am from Blue Lake in Humboldt County, off the 299. Purty near Lake County.

why do you ask...?

oh golly totally wowie zowie tisha2 babe!!!! I am friggin stoked to the smoke with that piece of news!!! We are closer than I imagined! Can I please visit you sometime? I promise I won't embarass you in front of your friends and family...I can be very well behaved, even though I seem a little over the top sometimes. Wowe!

Love, Fr. CowboyangelRedSoxLoveEnactedRealityProvedYES

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:24 pm

okay - NOW you're freaking me out, Cowboy...what exactly *are* you smokin' tonight, baby??
and where the hell are you, anyway???? (*please answer elsewhere - see below)

and I must say, this is REALLY, by FAR the MOST HORRIFIC AND SHAMEFUL THREAD DRIFT THAT I AM EMBARRASSED TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF IN GENERAL DISCUSSION, EVER!!!! REALLY! - WHAT A WASTE OF A FANFUCKING TASTIC TOPIC!!!!
I HEARBY PROHIBIT ALL DISCUSSION OUTSIDE OF S-E-X ON THIS THREAD!!!!!
SAY IT WITH ME, "I LIKE SEX!!!!!!!!"

thank you.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:51 pm

tisha2 wrote:okay - NOW you're freaking me out, Cowboy...what exactly *are* you smokin' tonight, baby??
and where the hell are you, anyway???? (*please answer elsewhere - see below)

and I must say, this is REALLY, by FAR the MOST HORRIFIC AND SHAMEFUL THREAD DRIFT THAT I AM EMBARRASSED TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF IN GENERAL DISCUSSION, EVER!!!! REALLY! - WHAT A WASTE OF A FANFUCKING TASTIC TOPIC!!!!
I HEARBY PROHIBIT ALL DISCUSSION OUTSIDE OF S-E-X ON THIS THREAD!!!!!
SAY IT WITH ME, "I LIKE SEX!!!!!!!!"

thank you.

ok alright already...... alright girl, I hear ya...Me too!!! Yes I like Sex and all the ancillary stuff about it too BIG YES TO THAT!

(i already said somewhere I'm from the north SF Bay)

kylie sparks · Post by **kylie sparks** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:14 am

Sorry guy's, I'm the one responsible for this thread drift. I truly aplogize.

I like Sex, too....

kylie

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:34 am

kylie sparks wrote:Sorry guy's, I'm the one responsible for this thread drift. I truly aplogize.

I like Sex, too....

kylie

no worries...i just felt a little, erm...dramatic last night.

probably cuz i haven't had SEX in so long.

hmph.

and i do like it so.....

kylie sparks · Post by **kylie sparks** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:38 am

Me too, the not having SEX, in a while, that is.... it does get a little shall we say, FRUSTARTING!
kylie

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:46 am

tisha2 wrote:no worries...i just felt a little, erm...dramatic last night.

probably cuz i haven't had SEX in so long.

hmph.

and i do like it so.....

To paraphrase a bakery slogan (and help you through the scarce times)
Life's too short to have bad sex!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:46 am

Yeah, me too. So lets all have sex together, separately!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:22 am

I think I like sex... I don't remember...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:26 am

So we were just talking in the newsroom about politics and sex and so on and one woman asked whether we thought Ralph Nader ever had <i>any</i>.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:31 am

Nah, it's not safe.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:35 am

buckethead alien wrote:So we were just talking in the newsroom about politics and sex and so on and one woman asked whether we thought Ralph Nader ever had <i>any</i>.

I hear he patronizes a specialty brothel in Nevada that has the back seat of a Corvair he uses.

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:13 pm

OK...I'll ask.....How do you all feel about "Crime Scene Sex"??? Y'know....when Aunt Flo is visiting??? Do you like that????

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:47 pm

way to kill the mood.

you must be all kinds o popular with the ladies.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:01 pm

tisha2 wrote:way to kill the mood.

you must be all kinds o popular with the ladies.

... or the road kill....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:14 pm

That is what the shower is for. Sheesh.

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:32 pm

samtzu wrote:
tisha2 wrote:way to kill the mood.

you must be all kinds o popular with the ladies.
... or the road kill....

This quip after Tisha2 writes "probably cuz i haven't had SEX in so long. "

Apparently I am more popular than YOU!

Didn't mean to offend ya ...we'll keep it to the vanilla missionary position kinda sex then!
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regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:35 pm

OK...I'll ask.....How do you all feel about "Crime Scene Sex"??? Y'know....when Aunt Flo is visiting??? Do you like that????

Crime Scene, i like that...i'm gonna use that!

It makes little difference to me...as a bleeding female I am still happy to share the experience with the willing.

i've come across (heh) both kinds, those who run, and those who are into it, some so much so that they go in for what they call Vampire Love...

c'mon, use your imagination!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:43 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:
samtzu wrote:
tisha2 wrote:way to kill the mood.

you must be all kinds o popular with the ladies.
... or the road kill....
This quip after Tisha2 writes "probably cuz i haven't had SEX in so long. "

Apparently I am more popular than YOU!

Didn't mean to offend ya ...we'll keep it to the vanilla missionary position kinda sex then!
[/i]

I bow to your superior experience with the ladies... you seem to know what they like...

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:53 pm

i've come across (heh) both kinds, those who run, and those who are into it, some so much so that they go in for what they call Vampire Love...

Bikers used call that earning your Red Wings.

I've known at least two women who swore that sex was the best way to get rid of, or at least help with, cramps. It did seem to help; at least they were not as grumpy for a while.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:54 pm

I don't get cramps, so I can't speak to that...but it certainly helps something!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:41 pm

Silver 2 wrote:
i've come across (heh) both kinds, those who run, and those who are into it, some so much so that they go in for what they call Vampire Love...
Bikers used call that earning your Red Wings.

I've known at least two women who swore that sex was the best way to get rid of, or at least help with, cramps. It did seem to help; at least they were not as grumpy for a while.

let's here it for the ladies.... wooo hooo!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:54 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:
samtzu wrote:
tisha2 wrote:way to kill the mood.

you must be all kinds o popular with the ladies.
... or the road kill....
This quip after Tisha2 writes "probably cuz i haven't had SEX in so long. "

Apparently I am more popular than YOU!

Didn't mean to offend ya ...we'll keep it to the vanilla missionary position kinda sex then!
[/i]

ahem...never said i needed anything vanilla, baby. just referring to your oh-so-smooth choice in wording and punctuation.

OK...I'll ask.....How do you all feel about "Crime Scene Sex"??? Y'know....when Aunt Flo is visiting??? Do you like that????

yah. jeez, *that* gets me hot...

now "Red Wings", or "Vampire Love"....THAT's HOT!!

as for 'recent sex=popular'...i think it was fishy who said "life's too short for bad sex." it's not that i don't have offers, sweets, it's just that i *do* have standards...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:35 pm

FOUR question marks?

Heh, next time Dooce says "of France!!!!" I am going to reply with "Do you like that????"