Confessions.

PJ · Post by PJ » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:00 am

Flux wrote:I confess to wanting to sleep with practically the entire city.

No matter how drunk you get, I stell wouldn't recommend doing it with any of the T-posts. They're very selfish and rarely reciprocate.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:21 am

PJ wrote:
Flux wrote: I confess to wanting to sleep with practically the entire city.
No matter how drunk you get, I stell wouldn't recommend doing it with any of the T-posts. They're very selfish and rarely reciprocate.

Good point. I understand that sleeping with the porta-potties is not the best experience -- though one of my campmates in 2000 had severe sleep apnea, and kept falling asleep in them after a few drinks. Yuck!

Let's revise that to "practically the entire female human population of the city, and a fair percentage of the males as well."

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:02 pm

I confess to being bored off my ass with firedancing and firedancers. Spin some Poi. Whoopee. I feel bad cuz my friends are really into it, but I have been doing fire safety for people who are too good for too long, I really don't enjoy watching it anymore unless it is something spectacular.

I confess to never wanting to do fire safety again. I used to really love it, but it is time to move on.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:09 pm

i confess to having polluted irreparably the theology thread
i confess to pulling JP / Chimp off into a private message board so we could have hot, monkey lust cyber sex
i confess that even tho i pretend to worry about it, there is absolutely nothing wrong with my sexuality

angelface · Post by **angelface** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:14 pm

Having dressed up as a Nun for a guerilla masquerade party a couple months ago.. I absolve all of you of your sins.. feel free to go forth and sin some more..

Todd in Seattle · Post by **Todd in Seattle** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:51 pm

I've been waiting for over a year now for a chance to confess this, but until today I've been a confirmed lurker. Here goes...

In 2002, on the Monday morning after the burn, I went for some ice and got roped into working at Arctica for 2 hours (by the very, very sweet and elegantly beautiful Ice Queen). By Monday, there is all kinds of flotsam behind the counter, on the floor, half buried in dust etc. and I used this opportunity to pick up a very dusty HEAD liner jacket. It had a bit of white paint on the left shoulder. I've worn this jacket lots, it fits like a charm and is warm as hell.

The problem is, I stole it. I think about that every time I see it.

Question: I'm bringing it back in 2004 (meant to this year). Should I put it back where I found it (Arctica) or donate it to a cold burner who looks like they could use it?

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:30 pm

I vote for door #2: give it to someone who's cold and needs it. If you just leave it at Artica, it might just end up being flotsam again.

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:34 pm

mea culpa:

skipped all my greeter shifts
pretended to be a virgin at the gate so I could get spanked (this in a dusty van full of camping gear and BM stickers from year's past)
skipped the eplaya meet n greet
skipped giving quiet girl a beer at noon on Thursday...forgot actually
had my spectacular 30' PVC dome that looked like a giant Jiffy Pop fall with a resounding crash the first time the desert coughed up a little wind
picked up a lot of moop
fled the playa Saturday night with alkali-o-rama - at least made it to the burn tho
various other mishaps, none serious
drank a lot of center camp coffee, paid for it in coin o the realm and enjoyed it, even tipped the creturs behind the counter
wondered how many burns I would have to go to before I would be an 'old-timer', heh heh (cough, wheeze!)

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:38 pm

pretended to be a virgin at the gate so I could get spanked (this in a dusty van full of camping gear and BM stickers from year's past)

You too, eh?

ramen · Post by **ramen** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:47 pm

And it was a lot of fun, I have to admit. Pretending to be the poor, nervous virgin. Gave the greeters a reason to run around and give us great, big juicy hugs. mmmm...greeters.

Love 'em and leave 'em.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:50 pm

The real virgins didn't know to *ask* for a spankin.

And the greeters aren't supposed to *lead* 'em.

But on our shift we had the space cowboys milling around leading them for us.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:53 pm

I confess to putting on a long raspberry red wig, 2 creatively wrapped sarongs, necklaces and amulets, and even doing makeup for the first time in my life and stepping out onto the playa and riding out to the man to see what the reax would be.

I had compliments on my eye makeup, a cute Indian woman found out I was wearing nothing under that lower sarong, and that my most radical form of self-expression that I came up with was still accepted with no ridicule in BRC. I tested BM, it tested me, I was stronger as a result.

I also confess that I still have glitter from the fingernail polish on my nails 3 weeks later. It got some attention in a team meeting at work today.

If they only knew.....

I also confess to having an attraction to Tiara, even though she's happily taken by R-Pod. Not that kind of attraction, elevate your minds, it's just she was an inspiration to me this year, and her presence seemed to lift up some dark moments I had out there. If I wear a Ranger uniform in the future, she's one of the reasons why.

shuranuff · Post by **shuranuff** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:15 pm

i confess to eplaya addiction. i confess to being more interested in what happens to jessica and jacob this week than what happens to me. i confess to peeing on the playa (sorry if you stepped in my mud). i confess to having public sex with no remorse. i confess to kissing the idiot who tried to guilt me into sleeping with him (ick!); he was so pathetic and i was in such a good mood. i confess to needing help to find home one night. i confess to having lame costumes and too much fun. i confess to falling in love with 30,500-8 burners and BRC.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:41 pm

i have my first eplaya crush...

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:44 am

Badger wrote:i have my first eplaya crush...

Is that bazooka loaded, or are you just happy to see us?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:14 am

Is that bazooka loaded

You have to ask?

dj big E · Post by **dj big E** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:40 am

Hmmmmm i must confess to randomnly lmao.I confess to having a great fucking time.I confess to no letting anyone rain on my parade.I confess to consuming way to much ,nitrous,fungus,mdma,vodka and tequila ,and water lmao.I confess to sleeping 2 hours every 30 lmao.I confess to only spinning one set out theyre but it was a great spin thurs night fri morning huge tank of nitrous.I confess to kissing oodles of girls.I confess to feeling feelings for dianne from arizona .I confess to peeing allover the playa.I confess to paying 300.00 at the door can i spell procrastination ou.I confess to it being worth everycent.I confess to want to hurt people with megaphones lmao.ok that covers a part of it i believe. dj big "E" peace lust and playa dust

DogBoy · Post by **DogBoy** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:02 am

Is that bazooka loaded
You have to ask?

I have to ask...what good is an unloaded bazooka?

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 2:16 pm

Badger, Are you the same Badger that hooked up with DJ Pollywog after "save the rave" ? Or are you the cute art student with the bazooka that I nearly abandoned my friends at thunderdome to make out with? Exept the next time I saw you girls were writing their numbers on your bazooka, You were working it. I'm married anyway, it wouldnt have worked out.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:14 pm

I confess to being really irritated by a campmate. I confess to having lurid fantasies about the cute girl with the pink hair in my camp. I confess to not being able to finish my art project before I came out to BRC this year. I confess to making out with the cute pink haired girl in my camp, while my husband sat next to us. I confess that going out to the desert 5 days after surgery was really stupid.

I confess to continuing to have lurid fantasies about the pink haired girl in my camp.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:40 pm

I can't stop eating Katsuo Mirin Furikake All Purpose Japanese
GOURMET TOPPING.

III · Post by **III** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:49 pm

i have lurid fantasies about precipitate.

while i'm driving.

it's dangerous, i tell you...

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:55 pm

DogBoy wrote:...what good is an unloaded bazooka?

They look cool and can be used to store canned beer in descending order of quality.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:02 pm

Badger, Are you the same Badger that hooked up with DJ Pollywog after "save the rave" ?

I can assure you i was not part of a 'save the rave' event in any way.

Or are you the cute art student with the bazooka that I nearly abandoned my friends at thunderdome to make out with? Exept the next time I saw you girls were writing their numbers on your bazooka, You were working it. I'm married anyway, it wouldnt have worked out.

Um, no. Although I have been known to let my inhibitions down at Burning Man and, ah, 'experiment' with females.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:19 pm

you are not the guy then, this dude was really into women. hey, are you a guy?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:31 pm

Badger is of indeterminate sex at the moment.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 6:36 pm

Badger is of indeterminate sex at the moment

You get more interesting all the time.

Diva-licious · Post by **Diva-licious** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:50 pm

i confess to being an eplaya newbie (and a bit of a lurker, i guess) and liking this format. i confess to blowing off my greeter shifts to go to the prom and sleep and i confess to feeling guilty about it for about two seconds (until i was driving home). i confess to loving my playa family from pinky's more than i love my burning seattle tribe. i confess to wanting my fabulous playa lover to be my soulmate because i feel so good when he's around. i confess to feeling more connected and happy this year because i finally admitted that i needed serious therapy after an ugly burn last year...and i got it!

oooh, i feel better already!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:23 pm

I confess to wanting to know what the following people look like IRL: PJ (the other end), clandyone, oregon red, kinetic, blyslv, flux, princess strych-9 (without horns), zane5100, and badger.

I confess to being addicted to the "view posts since last visit" feature -- it's like crack only free.

I confess to having crazy Woodstock sex with my wife while my friends were just outside the tent.

I confess to feeling better now that I've confessed.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:43 pm

I confess that I like getting those private messages.

I confess that i get all excited when that little pop up window comes up and I get all twitterpated wondering who could have sent me a message.

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