I bet you bring your shotgun dish to the school pot luck in a pressure cooker.Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Too Sooner?
Audition to be Rude on eplaya
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Nah, all overblown anyway.Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Too Sooner?
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ygmir wrote:I bet you bring your shotgun dish to the school pot luck in a pressure cooker.Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Too Sooner?
once i start down the slippery slope (no pun intended) of trying to cater my rude as to not to offend TOO much i might as well just shoot the horses falling from the sky.
BTW, is it safe to eat Debris Ball Meat?
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thats just rude...
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya
Simon of the Playa wrote:ygmir wrote:I bet you bring your shotgun dish to the school pot luck in a pressure cooker.Roberto Dobbisano wrote:Too Sooner?
once i start down the slippery slope (no pun intended) of trying to cater my rude as to not to offend TOO much i might as well just shoot the horses falling from the sky.
BTW, is it safe to eat Debris Ball Meat?
Why not? You already sucked on the rest of it.
Ut ballista es interdico, tantum interdico mos fui ballista.
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"Spackle-brained dick weasel..."
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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THATS NOT A WEASEL.
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Where is the fun in auditioning in the appropriate thread...
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Or board?Turtleburp wrote:Where is the fun in auditioning in the appropriate thread...
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Did I promise you any fun, little boy?
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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sneers and turns shoulder
I do this to Bumble to wind her up... it works
I do this to Bumble to wind her up... it works
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Thanks for the tip. I'll try it on-playa.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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only if you feeding vegans, fuck their dayH.G.Crosby wrote:thats just rude...
now take Iso a drink

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That's fucking disturbing....
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overcooked?
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would love to Welcome the Burgins of 2013
but then again I am a Fucko...
so I won't
but then again I am a Fucko...
so I won't
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**snickers**goathead wrote:would love to Welcome the Burgins of 2013
but then again I am a Fucko...
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so I won't
You, a Fucko?
A Fuckoista, maybe, but not a fucko.
Fucko has giant brass ones that hang and clank.
You just dangle and jingle.
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I'm here until the serendipitous synchronicity is ubiquitous.
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We're all fuckos on this bus.
Twas ever thus.
Twas ever thus.
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and a short bus it is.
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Simon, You have such great knowledge of some things 
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First off, I'm typing this slow as to not disrupt your underdeveloped brains...
Isotopia - I've gathered by your many delusional posts on eplaya, that you're neither a burner nor very witty. I've concluded that you're a highly experienced and renowned expert in the area of douching a very dirty vagina. That being said, why don't you go play marbles on the freeway...
Cryptofishist - nice rubber ducky, does that help you lure little boys into your bathtub?
lemur -Lemurs are prosimian primates belonging to the suborder Strepsirrhini. Armed with that knowledge and your meat picture, leads me to believe that your favorite pastime is blowing monkeys... just sayin
Simon of the Playa - have you had a lobotomy? Borat was a great movie so I can easily see why you would want to emulate him. The thing is, Sacha Baron Cohen is a comic genius and you had to tattoo your name on your hand so you wouldn't forget how to spell it.
AntiM -
International Incident - why is it that you refuse hugs??? Hairy back perhaps?
"Or maybe they'll be judged by Bbadger, Doc Pyro, Ellorum, Eric, Knowmad, My Dear Friend, and Triken [when they learn to read]"
Fuck all yer days!
Well I guess I'm either really in now or really out. No middle ground....
Isotopia - I've gathered by your many delusional posts on eplaya, that you're neither a burner nor very witty. I've concluded that you're a highly experienced and renowned expert in the area of douching a very dirty vagina. That being said, why don't you go play marbles on the freeway...
Cryptofishist - nice rubber ducky, does that help you lure little boys into your bathtub?
lemur -Lemurs are prosimian primates belonging to the suborder Strepsirrhini. Armed with that knowledge and your meat picture, leads me to believe that your favorite pastime is blowing monkeys... just sayin
Simon of the Playa - have you had a lobotomy? Borat was a great movie so I can easily see why you would want to emulate him. The thing is, Sacha Baron Cohen is a comic genius and you had to tattoo your name on your hand so you wouldn't forget how to spell it.
AntiM -
I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.burner von braun wrote:(((AntiM)))AntiM wrote: .. Now and then I seethe quietly about that.
International Incident - why is it that you refuse hugs??? Hairy back perhaps?
"Or maybe they'll be judged by Bbadger, Doc Pyro, Ellorum, Eric, Knowmad, My Dear Friend, and Triken [when they learn to read]"
Fuck all yer days!
Well I guess I'm either really in now or really out. No middle ground....
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yup cannot argue with that.jryanmcmanus wrote:First off, I'm typing this slow as to not disrupt your underdeveloped brains...
Isotopia - I've gathered by your many delusional posts on eplaya, that you're neither a burner nor very witty. I've concluded that you're a highly experienced and renowned expert in the area of douching a very dirty vagina. That being said, why don't you go play marbles on the freeway...
Cryptofishist - nice rubber ducky, does that help you lure little boys into your bathtub?
lemur -Lemurs are prosimian primates belonging to the suborder Strepsirrhini. Armed with that knowledge and your meat picture, leads me to believe that your favorite pastime is blowing monkeys... just sayin
Simon of the Playa - have you had a lobotomy? Borat was a great movie so I can easily see why you would want to emulate him. The thing is, Sacha Baron Cohen is a comic genius and you had to tattoo your name on your hand so you wouldn't forget how to spell it.
AntiM -I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.burner von braun wrote:(((AntiM)))AntiM wrote: .. Now and then I seethe quietly about that.
International Incident - why is it that you refuse hugs??? Hairy back perhaps?
"Or maybe they'll be judged by Bbadger, Doc Pyro, Ellorum, Eric, Knowmad, My Dear Friend, and Triken [when they learn to read]"
Fuck all yer days!
Well I guess I'm either really in now or really out. No middle ground....
FREE THE SHERPAS
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CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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he's just a fart in a while wind
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Hmmm. Do you perchance mean, "I wish that you'd not only seethe quiet, but remain so"? Quiet? Quietly?I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.
Welcome Aboard, Fucko.
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AntiM wrote:Hmmm. Do you perchance mean, "I wish that you'd not only seethe quiet, but remain so"? Quiet? Quietly?I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.
Welcome Aboard, Fucko.
Thanks AntiM, I'm looking forward to jumping all the way into BM this year! I watched too much last time.
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I think you're in lolAntiM wrote:Hmmm. Do you perchance mean, "I wish that you'd not only seethe quiet, but remain so"? Quiet? Quietly?I wish that you'd not only see the quite but actually remain so.
Welcome Aboard, Fucko.
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Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
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The maxamime to rude: The appearance of Captain Goddammit in any media
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I must not be "In" as I got left out! 
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