Blood in the Water thread starters

[Savannah]

NOTHIN' ta SPREAD. RIIIIGHT OUTTA the BOX..

Man, prelubed! And here I was thinking that the "smoothed hole" (you know, so they don't abrade the skin! OW!) discreet "pocket" catheters I see on commercials while watching late night Mission Impossible episodes were the state-of-the-art.

Can you just imagine sitting in cube-ville and some female spokesperson is walking down the aisle talking about pre-lubed catheters like they were the most interesting thing in the world?

I can now!

. . . I cannot believe my good fortune in finding that clip. I laughed so hard when it first aired that I quoted it on a sticky note on my desktop.

You ever watch some weird television show at 2am, and--based on the ads--realize that you are not the primary audience at all?

"Oh God, they're trying to sell me an Associates degree in Gunsmithing with a minor in Floral Design. And a One-size-Fits-All (Give Up Naow) Bra. If I keep watching this, I'll be wearing adult diapers by the 2nd hour of Sharktopus VS. Dinoshark."

[Simon of the Playa]

[media]

[FIGJAM]

Saw that in the movie and searched for it to post, but it was'nt on youtube yet!

[TomServo]

Oh my God, You Guys . . . what about a camp called Plug & Ply that gifts tampons and 1-ply camping tissue?

I would do it just so I could have a huge banner made!

I think Plug & Plys are the assholes how drop two ply toilet paper in the shitters! I'm only guessing, to wipe off their plugs.

[BBadger]

You ever watch some weird television show at 2am, and--based on the ads--realize that you are not the primary audience at all?

I must admit some of those As Seen On TV gadgets look pretty neat... especially that Cat's Meow. I've even got the Earwax Vacuum "OWWWWW" as a sound effect on my phone:

[media]

The worst not-primary-audience-commercials are those damn Medicare brace and prescription drug commercials for baby boomer and retirees. "Oh hey, we'll sell you dimwits this $5 worthless knee brace and bill Medicare $150, but it'll be at no cost for you!" or "Ask your doctor about Rectophlogiston to help alleviate painful anal polyps and hemorrhoids -- side effects may include explosive, projectile diarrhea, blood vomiting, skin sloughing, gangrene, and/or sex changes; contact your doctor immediately if your eye color changes, are oozing from your lymph nodes, or have trouble feeling your body below the waistline."

[AntiM]

Hey now! Although those deep walk in tubs are looking better and better.

[Savannah]

Hey now! Although those deep walk in tubs are looking better and better.

You have cats! You also need a Sticky Buddy . . .

Audio NSFW.

[media]

[Jackass]

What about this crap??? Who the hell buys this shit anyways?? Someone must

The only thing this is good for would be to place one in the blue rooms in the desert or have one watching over my camp belongings

[media]

[theCryptofishist]

Wow, I'm missing so much by not watching off-brand tv late at night.


Although, I do remember the ginzu knifes that started it all...

[Ugly Dougly]

NEW RULES:

[AntiM]

When do we get to square two?

[tatonka]

Im going to dig a hole in the Playa , Ill call the hole LOVE , then sit back an watch people fall in LOVE

[H.G.Crosby]

I haven't been to Burning Man before but,

[mgb327]

I haven't been to Burning Man before but,

I have a better idea......

[lemur]

"just because i dont have a better idea doesnt mean that your idea is good"

[Ugly Dougly]

Now we are getting back on track.