The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:41 pm

ummm...yer *in* The Bar.... :wink:

awww, shit - here! (*flings an earring at Woodrow*) back! BACK!

little fucker better behave....

well that'd be great if we got backstage passes to the view of Helen blowing her top!
although, Humboldt is probably *way* out of the fallout zone...

okay, back in a bit. oh - and...here, a round of Snakebites to get things goin'!! yee-haw!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:44 pm

Thank you for the snakebites.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:53 pm

I'm heading out, guys, and I'm taking the little guy with me... I found him playing with that earing in the corner, happy as a pig in mud... but before I go, here's a little something I'm working on....

Losing Mother

She called, sliding down ,
calling , rare timing, rarer smiles
into the Void.

My light calls back out, straining for release
longing, wounded, crying.

She knows and doesn't share
she hides from me
she hides the tender seeds
of who she really is
of who we strive to be

Lovers from time in, time out
She is moved to the moving water at a different place
where the current is strong, cold, deadly,
thinking that I can pull her back in time
but time is not at my whim, as she thought.

I reach to her, time stands between us both
and she must wait, and wait,
until time refunds the tokens
we both paid so long ago.

"Father?"
and son, always together.
She gave me life, and you have taken it.
Intertwined, wound, and wounded,
Healed and healer
Sister, wife, daughter, friend, mother

Night, y'all...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:57 pm

Sorry all got to run for now. I will have music up another time. Have a good night everyone I will return for my virtual liquor after I finish the real liquor.

Jason

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:00 pm

Damnit, I always seem to walk into this place when everyone else has just walked out the door...

Fine. I'll make my own party.

Tequila shots please... something nice, not that cuervo crap.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:10 pm

* Sensei waltzes in *

Hey Tish, how you doin'? How did you knuckles get all bruised? Maybe I shouldn't ask...

How about some Souza for Lydia here, and I'll have the usual.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:24 pm

Go ahead. Ask me how many shots I want.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:25 pm

Better yet.

Leave the bottle.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:29 pm

Damn, this is going to be a long night. And I'm still at work (til 10:45 or so). I just hope they don't catch me a'drinkin'.

Where's Tish? Lydia, you wanna hop behind the bar, or shall I?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:34 pm

Hey Innkeeper! I just guzzled this Keystone Light and I can't feel a thing!

Can you make me a drink out of the fly water that you clean the windows with?

Oops, I thought Hello Shiva was an arm wrestling machine. I got some drink tokes somewhere...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:35 pm

ok L i'll have a few with ya...as long it's Jaegermeister

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:36 pm

Uhm, if I wear a dress, can I qualify for ladies night?

I'll act all demure n schtuff.

I'm feeling randy tonight- make me a bullshot.

Beef bullion and whiskey. And not your finest.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:48 pm

hoo-wee! Here's yer happy bartendress at your service...finally got the kiddies off to bed - now we can focus!

My, this is a *fine* crowd tonight!! We got open mic poetry on the stage, and some hearty appetites for alcohol!!

Here we go...*lines up shot glasses on the bar* Sauza for Lydia - how about a double, baby?....the usual for Sensei (yeah, the knuckles...you don't wanna know - or maybe you do; just saw some of the foreplay 'tween you and that Cowboy on the other threads before you tried to trash my place...thankyou and yer welcome!) ...Some windex for the Mr.....And the Angel has descended!! I was just thinking today how you hadn't visited yet...*pout*...Nice to see you! I like yer work. The Jaeger is on me...and Rob, honey, ladies night was *last* night...today seemed to be testosterone day, so you can be just as manly as you want - and here's *your* nasty little drink!! I'll have a lemondrop, myself...Cheers!!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:49 pm

ack...

that's nasty.

and I mean the jaeger, not the bullshot.

anyone mind if I just crawl on the bar and drink straight from the tap?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:59 pm

Not at all, Lydia. If that's what you feel you need to do, who the fuck am I to stand in your way...please...help yourself!

and, [sing-song voice] Sam-tzu....I see you!! When are you gonna come in for a drinky-poo??[/sing-song voice]

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:04 pm

YES! Lemon drops! But they have to be made with real fresh-squeezed lemons, Grey Goose vodka, super-fine baker's sugar, and decent triple sec... the way the dreamy Captain makes them for me...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:05 pm

So...
CG - tell us. What is it you like about the Captain?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:12 pm

You shoulda seen Miss (Capt.) Goddammette last night. She hit on ME! It was disconcerting... And you better get a drink ready for Kristy. What does she drink, anyway?

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:15 pm

Lydia Love wrote:So...
CG - tell us. What is it you like about the Captain?

Well... he's got these hazel-blue eyes... he's nice, he has a great sense of humor... but mainly, he makes killer margaritas. And he has a boat.

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:16 pm

HI, SENSY!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:17 pm

Oh, lord...

Um, Hiya Goddammette. Nice heels. You ever fall off them thingies?

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:21 pm

Sensei wrote:You shoulda seen Miss (Capt.) Goddammette last night. She hit on ME! It was disconcerting...

Disconcerting?!
You're not gay are you? I mean, you do dress nice...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:24 pm

heeheehee!!! How 'bout another Lemon Drop, baby? And when do we get to see an Avatar of your pretty face??

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:26 pm

And it really pissed off the neighbors at the "Our Lady of Schlongs Meat Inspectors" too. They dressed up in drag a couple of years ago and headed off to (what the hell was the name of that camp that gave out those cheese sandwhiches?) and nobody would talk to them. Nada. Then they found out the next day all the other patrons thought they were undercover cops. HAH! Then I show up this year with not one, but two dresses. Floored 'em, lemme tell 'ya.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:28 pm

*whistling 'The Crying Game' and fixing myself another drink*

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:29 pm

tisha2 wrote:heeheehee!!! How 'bout another Lemon Drop, baby? And when do we get to see an Avatar of your pretty face??

Well even the Captain doesn't appear in his avatar...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:32 pm

Look, I didn't know I was gonna be so good at it or I wouldn't have tried. AND THAT REMINDS ME. Ask the Capt. what HE thought of my plaid Catholic schoolgirl dress. He saw me in that and insisted on "driving me home". How gallant.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:37 pm

Sensei wrote:You shoulda seen Miss (Capt.) Goddammette last night. She hit on ME! It was disconcerting... And you better get a drink ready for Kristy. What does she drink, anyway?

I don't drink any alcohol, I find that who I am sober is enough to shock most people. OH! and I'm a health nut so I keep my addictions to wild kinky sex and fine desserts. I'll take a cup of laughter and a bucket full of friends any day!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Captain Goddammette · Post by **Captain Goddammette** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:39 pm

I'll have a glass of bitter sarcasm...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:02 pm

Captainette wrote:I'll have a glass of bitter sarcasm...

i tried to restrain myself...i really did! ...but i just can't hold it in...

*SNICKER*
make mine a double.

The Bar

Keystone

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