The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:32 pm

Goddammit. Where's blue? I haven't sat up all night drinking with her in a really long time. I'm going to cease using the backsaace bare in order to give you a guage of my drunkenness.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:33 pm

Hey, one more page and the page number will = the year. That will probably never happen again unless they change the post count per page display again.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:36 pm

* horizontally Zule floats threw the Bar, closed eyes rolling in REM sleep, drool moistening his beard by the corner of his mouth. rolling over in mid air he mumbles *

mauh, rumm, my drink tastes like feet...waah mew,... but maw we don’t have any chickens,.. mauhrumm zzzZZZZ.

* and he floats out the door *

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:36 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Hey, one more page and the page number will = the year. That will probably never happen again unless they change the post count per page display again.

or unless we bomb ourselves back into the stone age. sounds like you've got a good start on that.

places a mojito in zule's hand for when he wakes up.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:40 pm

How does he type in his sleep like that? Would that be called somnastenography?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:43 pm

BigCock wrote:or unless we bomb ourselves back into the stone age. sounds like you've got a good start on that.

Yes. Currently I'm in the middle bronze age. Surprisingly, though, U can still type for the most part. My thoughts, however, are as muddled as the mint in my drink.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:45 pm

Uhhh, that was meant to be an I. No matter how inevriated I may be, I will never substitute a single letter for that word. Or use anyt sort of similar idiotic shorthand. I wonder if this music is too loud for the niegbors. Do you think they like Bowling for Soup?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:46 pm

You can tell I'mg etting shloshed when I post three (or four) times in a row. This is what we call stream-of-semiconsciousness posting.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:49 pm

you go. don't let me interrupt you.

doh!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:04 pm

RG... I must admit it truly is a joy to see you here tonight. Rarely have I had to chance to see you typing in such a state, and yet, despite your condition you still refuse to use silly Internet shorthand.

Bravo!!!

May I pour you another?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:09 pm

A Mint Julep I presume?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:12 pm

Close. Mogitoes
err...yeaj. Mojites. something like that. How;re things, LCN?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:16 pm

Hey everyone I finally got off work. Busy day. I am ready for a drink. Set me up with one and I will take it home with me.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:16 pm

Never had a mojito...

Things are pretty decent in this version of reality, Ranger... I'll not complain. Will you be on playa again this year?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:17 pm

AOL CD = great coaster. These icy cocktalis sure do sweat. Tangential anecdote: My friend Benhjamin once accidetnally plumbed a toilet to the HOT water main. He said that the experience of using it was somewhat erotic, escept for the condesnation effect.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:17 pm

(pours a Mint Julep for Box)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:18 pm

Barring some sort ofr catasstrophic failure, I'll be there. I have a gift ticket lined up, so all I have to do is get my sorry ass out there. Especially since AntiM transports most of my camp infrastructure.

Oops. time for a refill.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:19 pm

Sweaty glass to sweaty toilet tank... Gotta love skewed trains of thought.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:22 pm

My thought patterns tend more towards butterfly than train, though...

How are you BoxBurner?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:22 pm

Thanks LCN. Just what I need for the road home.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:25 pm

Tired. But well. Been so busy here that I couldn't even look through the wormhole to see what was going on. Two minor outages in Texas And Kansas City.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:26 pm

Damnit. Must remember my own NTSs, even when I've had an ass-kickin' mojito. You should try one, LCN. that bastard Badger got me hooked on these, the night he gave my my Playa name.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:26 pm

Outages? what do you do, BB?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:28 pm

Tech support for cable internet service.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:28 pm

Alright… I’m off to bed. Have a good tomorrow, gentlemen. Don't stay up too late.

(edited to add: good to see you RG)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:28 pm

LCN, i think you and I are about due for new taglines. You can hardly be new and improved with as long as you've had that blather upgrade. unless this is a newer and improveder version with still more blather. But is the 25% more an increase over the opriginal increment, or over the previous version (was it 1.1, or 2.0?)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:30 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:LCN, i think you and I are about due for new taglines. You can hardly be new and improved with as long as you've had that blather upgrade. unless this is a newer and improveder version with still more blather. But is the 25% more an increase over the opriginal increment, or over the previous version (was it 1.1, or 2.0?)

But I like "This is not a pipe"

And yet I have thought of changing mine...

ok... really gone this time.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:32 pm

what did he say? what did he say?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:32 pm

Good Night LCN. Thanks for the drink. Gonna have to try one of these in the default. Mint Julep.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:35 pm

Nooo! I can't drink alone! The missus is out of town. You guys won't abandon me and make me a patheitc drunk, will you? Huh, Will you? nice to see you to, LCN. Let's get together on the playa. And not just two minutes and th MNG this time.