The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:08 pm

BigCock wrote:I don't recognize blondie. Must be the mask. I wonder if the rest of her costume is painted on too.

It's my wife, Ranger Borderline. And all of her costume is painted on. And it's all clearly visible in that picture.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:13 pm

I thought age of consent was 16, good thing I didn’t pick her up hitchhiking

good thing you married her,... she can’t be compelled to testify against you

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:17 pm

weren’t you both in the military? man that could mean they could get you for messing with federal property

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:18 pm

You're a bold man to parade your wife around naked in a bar full of guys thinking with their cocks, one measuring 6 foot 1 inch. (that last inch is the one wives seem to appreciate the most)

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:33 pm

Hey guys... did you see that Guiness> Damn......

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:35 pm

Hey Karine How's it going tonight?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:36 pm

You never know; you might have a chance with her....if you can beat me at Trivial Pursuit. Just made myself another one of my mean mojitos.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:37 pm

Karine I wouldn’t stand to close to BC he’s all puffed up and full of himself tonight,... he’s such a thoughtful guy

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:38 pm

I guess you're probably right, BC. Mine's only three and a half... maybe four inches.

Girls like them that thick, right?

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:39 pm

Right now I am ready to fight Ranger Borderline for her Guiness!

Indian leg wrestling, maybe???

I can't stay too long, I've been ill and I have to get the kids off to bed after their cartoon is over (Adult Swim). ...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:40 pm

She's not the one with the guinness. She's the one with the, erm... blue eyes.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:41 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Karine I wouldn’t stand to close to BC he’s all puffed up and full of himself tonight,... he’s such a thoughtful guy

No ho ho ho. I ain't messin with no acrobatic kitty cat's fi-ants. I may be chicken but I ain't dumb.

Actually I am a little dumb. But happy!!

Howsit going Karine?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:41 pm

And I wouldn't advise picking a fight with her. She can kick my ass. I like the kind of girl who can kick my ass.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:45 pm

No need to fight, there's plenty for everybody.

A few of these and THEN we can indian wrestle, and have our asses licked.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:45 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:And I wouldn't advise picking a fight with her. She can kick my ass. I like the kind of girl who can kick my ass.

I’ll bet leg wrestling with her is fun even if she does beat you ass,.....

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:47 pm

ESPECIALLY when she beats my ass. Hee.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:49 pm

I got to get up early as usual so I need to be heading out ,.. you all have a good one,.. Night

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:53 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:ESPECIALLY when she beats my ass. Hee.

It was a good idea back then too!

from the Cahokia site
not really!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:54 pm

Night, zuul.

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:54 pm

I don't think ANY of the chicks around here are too "patsy".

Good night Z ! Hope to see you soon!

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:09 pm

Hey guys- it was nice to see ya... I'm sure you don't mind that I take the glass with me, right?

Have a good night!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:17 pm

just be sure to bring it back tomorrow.
night!

resumes attempting to balance barstool on tip of beak

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:21 pm

For Bin, a

Deep, Dark Secret
* 1 1/2 oz. Dark Rum
* 1/2 oz. Anejo Rum
* 1/2 oz. Kahlua
* 1/2 oz. Heavy Cream
Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:41 pm

>poof<

Where did everybody go?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:52 pm

EEEK!
feathers fly
You sure make a sudden entrance.
At work or at play?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:53 pm

Here I yam, Boxy. How are you? I'm staying up way too late as usual. And thank you, BC. Cheers!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:54 pm

yup. An empty box ca sound almost like a drum.

Hows things?

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:09 pm

How much sleep do you get by on Bin?

Ok Box, how about rapping out some riddims.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:25 pm

Either I'm going deaf or it's mighty quiet in here!
Actually I think I'm going to sleep. Good night barlers.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:34 pm

That's what I get for distracted, aimless wanderings. Good night.