The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:38 am

buckethead alien wrote: re: Star Trek, I was thinking just today about the episode where the Enterprise crew lands on some planet to discover a population that worships the U.S. Constitution or Declaration of Independence or something. Anybody remember that one?

You mean that cheezy one where there's the population that is almost immortal and some other Captain commits treason in order to find out how and then they have a fight with the one group and the other group's leader has a fight with Kirk and somehow Kirk's shirt gets torn and they recite the constitution and it turns out that it's some parallel planet where the reds and the americans had a nuclear war and all turned into barbarians?

Barely.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:53 am

samtzu wrote:I've said it before and it still holds true: you can't reason with an idiot. If they don't want to learn, they won't. The same goes for trolls, which this person clearly is...

Now, hold on- Cal stopped talking in bold all the time- didn't take him much time to figure that one out. In fact, he made some adjustments to BBS etiquette. He just couldn't take the name-calling ("noun-rendering"?) and retreated back to default swagger.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:58 am

CoworkerLurker wrote:
samtzu wrote:I've said it before and it still holds true: you can't reason with an idiot. If they don't want to learn, they won't. The same goes for trolls, which this person clearly is...
Now, hold on- Cal stopped talking in bold all the time- didn't take him much time to figure that one out. In fact, he made some adjustments to BBS etiquette. He just couldn't take the name-calling ("noun-rendering"?) and retreated back to default swagger.

You are correct... perhaps there is some hope after all. We might even get some civil remarks to other ePlayans out of him... hell, he may just turn out to be an all right kinda' guy...

Do I feel monkeys flying out my butt?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:04 pm

samtzu wrote:
Do I feel monkeys flying out my butt?

Wow, those monkey sure are purdy...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:05 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Do I feel monkeys flying out my butt?
Wow, those monkey sure are purdy...

Yup... special made.... you don't want to see the manufacturing facility though... it's a shitty place.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:10 pm

samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Do I feel monkeys flying out my butt?
Wow, those monkey sure are purdy...
Yup... special made.... you don't want to see the manufacturing facility though... it's a shitty place.

ewwwwwwww...

How's yer head, Sam?

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:21 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote: Do I feel monkeys flying out my butt?
Wow, those monkey sure are purdy...

Yes, yes. Indeed!
They look happy to be, er, no longer where they were, too!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:44 pm

* Sensie kicks the door open *

Something stong, please. Real strong.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:53 pm

Careful, that could end you up with one of the bartendresses.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:07 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote: Wow, those monkey sure are purdy...
Yup... special made.... you don't want to see the manufacturing facility though... it's a shitty place.
ewwwwwwww...

How's yer head, Sam?

I broke down and took some aspirin, so my head is fine, but my mood is as shitty as it has been in a loooooooong time... we're talking years, here. If I still drank, I'd leave and go get shitfaced....

Which is one of the reasons I don't drink... except in this place...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:08 pm

Sensei wrote:* Sensie kicks the door open *

Something stong, please. Real strong.

yeeesss...???

take it easy, sweets. jeez. yesterday was all lovin' and squishin' and today is all grrr! testosterone day!!!!

Here - have some sweet Tomo Dachi - warm sake with plum wine...settle in over there on the pillows with the hookah...everythings gonna be just fine!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:13 pm

Joel and Tony, too. Sitcher butts down with some brew...what'll ya have, Tony?
Guinness for the Ornery, and a cushy pillow in the non-tobacco smoking section over by Sensei.

There ya go fellas...just relax...ahhh....

Sam gets a very special, very old, double scotch and open access to the walk in humidor down the hall...

crypto and CWL - what're you havin'?

And for everyone's pleasure, GE will now hop atop the bar here and shake what her momma gave 'er.

that is all.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:14 pm

You have a way with me Tish. I feel so much better; plum wine and sake soothes Sensei.

Hell, I'll even buy one for whathisname.

Thanks Tish.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:15 pm

*squishes Sam*

Sorry, baby.

I'm really good at kissing things and making them better....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:16 pm

Sensei wrote:You have a way with me Tish. I feel so much better; plum wine and sake soothes Sensei.

Hell, I'll even buy one for whathisname.

Thanks Tish.

*slipping in unnoticed and siddling up to Sensei*

hey baby. anything i can do to make you smile?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:20 pm

hey Tisha

do y'all serve bottled water in here?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:21 pm

Rian, sweet baby, I'm not even gonna answer that...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:22 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:Guin, edamame are soybeans. they're super addictive. it's ok, they're too exotic for the midwest.

we have more soybeans in the midwest than you can imagine... how they are processed into different foods might be exotic for the midwest, but we do grow a whole lot of beans here in the midwest.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:25 pm

Simply Joel wrote:...we have more soybeans in the midwest than you can imagine... how they are processed into different foods might be exotic for the midwest, but we do grow a whole lot of beans here in the midwest.

The next fuel. Damn, I wish this country would get movin' on this. They should allow only agri-fuel at the Indy 500; you know damn well that in a couple of years those boys would be doin' 200+ on a cup of Crisco.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:28 pm

Sensei wrote:Rian, sweet baby, I'm not even gonna answer that...

i could tell you my story (Lydia's already been subjected to it a couple of times) about how i ended up huddling from gunfire and being handcuffed on Monday morning.

it's not even political

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:35 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Guin, edamame are soybeans. they're super addictive. it's ok, they're too exotic for the midwest.
we have more soybeans in the midwest than you can imagine... how they are processed into different foods might be exotic for the midwest, but we do grow a whole lot of beans here in the midwest.

Oh, I know. I spent 23 years there. And Rian knows, too. She went to college there.

Oh, and, for the record, i went home last night and ate pizza and drank beer. *singing, chicago style* You're the inspiration...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:35 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:...i could tell you my story (Lydia's already been subjected to it a couple of times) about how i ended up huddling from gunfire and being handcuffed on Monday morning.

it's not even political

Why do I think Sunday night dinner will be interesting?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:36 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: i could tell you my story (Lydia's already been subjected to it a couple of times) about how i ended up huddling from gunfire and being handcuffed on Monday morning.

it's not even political

I wanna hear! monday???

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:37 pm

*shouting down the line of barflies*

YEAH, STUART...WE GOT WATER!!

*slides gallon down the bar*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:40 pm

*hops up on bar*

Ya'll can thank Tish for this: and someone give me some music!!!

*dances, shimmies, shakes*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:41 pm

* raising glass to allow bottled water to slide by *

Hey Tish, I like the new avatar. Sassy! But you know you can't beat that first one. The hat really works for ya'.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:46 pm

hey guin, let's sing:

ev'ry single day
i walk down the street
hear people say baaaaaby
so sweet
ever since puberty
everybody stares at me
boys girls i can't help it baby....

or what's that other part:
they say that i have the best ass below 14th street
is it true? you're staring again

yes, i mean you do have a nice -

you look familiar

like your ex girlfriend

.......

they used to tie you up!

it's a living.

i didn't recognise you without the handcuffs!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:53 pm

they used to tie you up!

it's a living.

i didn't recognise you without the handcuffs!

People are going to be saying that a lot, in a little while....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:57 pm

In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence

immediately following dinner

Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn

chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

oh, that's right. Sensei said he wanted to hear me sing on Monday...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:01 pm

you are the one i choose
folks would kill to fill your shoes!
you love the limelight too now, baby!...
take me for what i am
who i was meant to be
and if you give a damn
take me baby
or leave me

or...

we don't need any money
i always get in for free
you can get in too
if you get in with me...

operation cat scratch club....