The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:26 pm

Shit... I step away and work for a while and the Bar gets lively... Thanks for the old scotch and the cigar, Tisha... I needed that. And, I need a quick shooter and back to work!

.... ahhhhh..... smooth.........

Thanks.... back in a bit, y'all....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:32 pm

*sigh*
I'm back. and now i'm grumpy.
tish, do you have an elixer for being grumpy and morally outraged and disappointed in humanity?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:36 pm

I do!

*kisses Rian on the cheek*

That's a start.... we'll continue on Monday... *wink, nudge*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:39 pm

hmmmm.....i was just thinking about that *very* thing! however the Rx i came up with isn't available in this bar...well - maybe in the back if you ask for a "bottle of champagne"...or it looks like GE has the right idea!!!

less cryptically - it seems to me that one sure cure for

being grumpy and morally outraged and disappointed in humanity

is a good ol romp in the hay. unfortunatly not all of us have that readily available, and it is not yet available over the counter...BUT it is possible to raise the ol energy in lots of different ways. even all by yer lonesome... or flirt with the old man at the post office, or open the door for the coed at the coffee shop, or smile at the dad in the car next to you at the stop light, or go home, pour a glass of wine, turn on some sexy music and dance naked in yer living room. with the windows open...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:54 pm

Okay, kiddies... i'm out. Have to go up to the Metro and find some fun things.... *Rian, you know what I'm talkin' about*.

Tish, make sure Rian doesn't get too fed up and leave again... that'd break my heart...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:55 pm

speaking as a person who has it 'readily available' let me just say that the Tuesday action has put a damper or the ol' scanlon/shape household. Nothin to do but some serious drinking and art therapy. Oh, and perhaps some tea.

Now Tisha, a V&T if you please...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:00 pm

thanks tish, you just reminded me of what i've got coming to me later tonight!

it's already starting to work!

and, as always, kissy thanks, Guin. yer the best....
smoooooooooooooooch

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:01 pm

My pleasure, sweet stuart. And to make up for my very insensitve reaction to your fuck post a few days ago, it'll be Blue Skyy - and a double at that.

I think I might have to get a sitter tonight head to the local dive bar for some real fancy drinks, pool-shootin', and flirtin' therapy.

yee-freakin-haw.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:06 pm

G-bye, Guinevere!! Thanks fer the booty shakin!

ta-ta Rian, glad to help...enjoy yerself, dear!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:07 pm

aw honey, you weren't insensitive. I am always the first to laugh at my missfortune. I'll take it as a sign of famliarity and thus a compliment.

Thanks for the top shelf.

Yeah, tonight sounds like a good night for drinking, flirting and dancing.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:09 pm

all y'all take care...

best wishes

joel

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:10 pm

cheers Joel

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:13 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Guin, edamame are soybeans. they're super addictive. it's ok, they're too exotic for the midwest.
we have more soybeans in the midwest than you can imagine... how they are processed into different foods might be exotic for the midwest

like beef.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:23 pm

Okay... one final post before I go.... and how about a double Glenmorangie and a Cohiba?

Oh, and bartendress.... you fancy a trip to the back room?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:23 pm

Simply Joel wrote:all y'all take care...

best wishes

joel

bye, Joel. I prescribe for you several pints of guiness and a nice long sit at the non-tobacco table. you got some bruises today...

take it easy!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:25 pm

I'll take a smile please

followed by another V&T

and a big smoooch for everyone in the bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:36 pm

samtzu wrote:Okay... one final post before I go.... and how about a double Glenmorangie and a Cohiba?

Oh, and bartendress.... you fancy a trip to the back room?

Why, Sam...I thought you'd never ask...

Stuart, here's another Skyy & tonic, and I have that smile for ya' when I get back...

*slinks towards the back room with a glance back at Sam...*

I've got some Glenmorangie and cigars right back heeere....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:47 pm

Tish, Sam seems to have left. Can you help me with this ladder in the stock room? I'm having trouble; I'll hold the ladder and you climb up...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:51 pm

what's at the top of this bean stalk jack?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:51 pm

Sensei wrote:Tish, Sam seems to have left. Can you help me with this ladder in the stock room? I'm having trouble; I'll hold the ladder and you climb up...

[aside]This looks like a recipie for disaster.[/aside]

wovenone · Post by **wovenone** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:02 pm

"OK, could I have another PBR and a shot of agave juice?"
hee hee. this sounds like a good luge combination. how do you do that quoting thing with the box again? i din't catch the instructions.
mmrp mmrp. what are you wearing to seacom?

wovenone · Post by **wovenone** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:05 pm

i should say, since i've got you while drunk and thus enraptured, that i'm here as a woven one but i forgot the underscore, like

we are the weavers
we are the woven ones

of light..and stuff. mucho. mucho. mmrp. thank you for listening.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:09 pm

Ahoy! What's the house special this evening?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:10 pm

wovenone wrote:"OK, could I have another PBR and a shot of agave juice?"
hee hee. this sounds like a good luge combination. how do you do that quoting thing with the box again? i din't catch the instructions.
mmrp mmrp. what are you wearing to seacom? :D

Press the little "quote" button in the top of hte post you wish to quote. You will get a varient of the "post a reply" page with the text of the post already in. Edit. leave in the [text in the boxes and the square brackts] that's the programming. Add in anything you like outside the brackets.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:11 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Ahoy! What's the house special this evening?

Scotch and seaweed.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:14 pm

I went to the loveliest event yesterday.
It was geared to reducing waste flow to landfill. There was a fasion show--people wearing bubble wrap, and compostable hemp, and cd shard swimming suits, and lampshades, and beer banners, and one of the announcers was substantially dressed (including her dominatrix gloves) in salvage from Castro Street post Hallowe'en. You guys would have had a great time and I missed you all.

*sniff*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:21 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Ahoy! What's the house special this evening?
Scotch and seaweed.

Couldn't be finer. Hook me up my finny friend.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:24 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Ahoy! What's the house special this evening?
Scotch and seaweed.
Couldn't be finer. Hook me up my finny friend.

Drink's up!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:30 pm

* Sensei enters from stock room *

Don't mind me! Just need to borrow this...

* grabs egg-beater and returns to stock room, slamming door *

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:34 pm

*calls out after*
You forgot your light stick! It's getting dark on e-playa. You might have an industrial kitchen accident!