The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:37 pm

* Stock room door opens and Sensei rushes out *

Thanks Fishist! This is just the thing!

* Tapes light stick to forehead, reenters stock room, slamming door *

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:44 pm

Wait. He's in the SOCK room?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:52 pm

COuld I have a beer waiting for me when I get off in an hour? Appreciate it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:56 pm

Well, my week is done. I'm off. Don't let Sensei blow this place up over the weekend, and if you do moop it, let the goat eat off the floor.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:59 pm

Maybe we should have the goat for supper?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:22 pm

Helitack is going to get off in an hour. Film at 11.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:35 pm

I'll take that beer now, and I hear Van Halen, turn it up.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:58 pm

theCryptofishist wrote: let the goat eat off the floor.

Now now, don't bring my sex life into this.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:02 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: let the goat eat off the floor.
Now now, don't bring my sex life into this.

I think there is a 12 step program for that.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:03 pm

cowboy wanders in with a disk...pops it into the machine...
http://www.brightpathvideo.com/flash/Track04.mp3

and says, " I was playing this in my truck on the drive home started dancing to it and thought of all of you guys...."

and...the usual please....Klingon Babe....you are one hot tomato!

this place needs a little dancin......ya

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:05 pm

I've fought it long enough I need a beer and people to drink it with,... and besides if Rob is going to have sex with a goat in the bar I have to be able to say I was here for that.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:09 pm

helitack wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: let the goat eat off the floor.
Now now, don't bring my sex life into this.

I think there is a 12 step program for that.

Oh no, the goat is much closer to me than that.
I'm on the 5 step and a burlesque hip thrust program.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:10 pm

*rimshot*

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:11 pm

So what's a swinger's club called in Montana?

A barn.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:11 pm

cowboy honey shhh not in here.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:14 pm

Is there any Olympia left? How about a Falstaff if not. A little fire and some bbq sauce and we could have some cabrito, eh?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:18 pm

* digging in to cooler pulling out bottles and cans checking the labels*
here's something to try, found you a Falstaff, it's a pre- poptop can here you go.....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:18 pm

Hey, if anyone is interested, I found squeaky-toy bike horns on sale for $2.50 (regularly $10.00) here .. http://www.nashbar.com/profile.cfm?cate ... &pagename=

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:20 pm

...now where oh where did all the women go to???Who scared them away?
Lydia? oh LYYYYYDIA??? I have heavenly liquers for you ......and Regyna.....
I have a massage waiting for you....and Klyngon, I have a kiss for you.... and when you get back GE, I have something for you toooooooo.... new violin strings for you Rian.......Fishy....a fresh copy of Berkeley Times.....
anybody I forgot???? sweet chocholates for you too

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:22 pm

geekster, did you end up getting that lot of bike horns for $48 or what ever the deal was.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:22 pm

Zulegoona wrote:* digging in to cooler pulling out bottles and cans checking the labels*
here's something to try, found you a Falstaff, it's a pre- poptop can here you go.....

Just happen to have a church key for the vintage beer. Anyone off the goat yet so we can chow?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:23 pm

Huh? No ...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:25 pm

I thought it was you that posted a link and said you were really tempted, guess I was wrong.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:28 pm

Oh, I have been really tempted many times but I don't know anything about any lot of squeaky horns.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:34 pm

Looks like cowboyangel is experimenting with mind control again, with his new thread.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:45 pm

Well, it sure as hell isn't Ladies Night in here. Who farted? Cowboy? Zule? Geekster... and what the hell is that little bicycle horn attached to your belt for? And what the hell is Cowboy broadcasting... What the hell is going on!!

Uhhh.... day from hell today... but I was able to escape a dinner invitation from my ex... a quick Glenmorangie on the right hand... a quick Bushmills on the left.... and then a Guiness to chase....

good thing I weigh 230 lbs.... otherwise I'd be falling down reeeeeeeal soon. ....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:52 pm

Well... that was good...and now, I'm outta' here, Dudes. Say hi to the ladies for me, 'cause I know they're gonna' show up as soon as I leave.... you can thank me later....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:55 pm

We can wish but I don't think its gona happen, later Sam

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:59 pm

Theh goat is almost done so I have a feeling when the cabrito sammiches start to hit the bar, they will be here. *crosses fingers

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:02 pm

Wow, reading Sam's post about "broadcasting" made me think it would be nice to have my own little radio station at BRC, but then I would have to stay in camp the whole time so I quickly nixed the idea. Maybe I could broadcast old baseball games from the 1940's or something while I am out playing ... with the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball, of course.