The person below me

[maryanimal]

I rarely go into the bar. But I love Misa!!


Damn, I was too slow for catinthefunnyhat's post but I answered it anyway!

Hot and Sour soup has these mystical properties one cannot explain.

Dammit...

tpbm wonders what tomorrow has in store for them

[maryanimal]

I'm not supposed to eat spicy foods but I do anyway.

tpbm has no problems answering the tpbm questions in a timely fashion

[catinthefunnyhat]

No... erm... yes... erm...

No, it's not true that I don't have trouble; and yes, I do have trouble. Usually the "review your post" catches me in time. And usually I manage to cover my tracks. But not always.

Anyways, MA, your posts injected some fun into this part of the thread

TPBM knows what a goosh-injecting tyroid is.

[theCryptofishist]

No. But it sounds oddly poised between the comical and the deadly serious.
TPBM has all sorts of good ideas for this part of the post, but never writes them down, so has to make up something less worthy on the spot.

[catinthefunnyhat]

It's so true.

TPBM lives with a sparklepony.

[theCryptofishist]

Not actually.
TPBM likes talking novelties.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Talking about novelties? Novel ways of talking? Novelties that talk?
A cautious "yes" to the first two. "No" to the third; they always sound tinny and vaguely eerie.

TPBM has an address book full of loose scraps of paper that need to be copied in but probably never will be.

[theCryptofishist]

No. just my phone. When I lose it, I lose friends...
TPBM writes science fiction.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Yes, actually. Mostly short stories but I've got a young adult novel brewing.

TPBM has both black- and white-haired pets, so the fur is visible on everything!

[C187]

The one cat is all back except a small spot of white on top her back left paw.

TPBM is starting to regret buying a ticket to a regional.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Haven't bought one as my regional coincides with an annual trip to visit friends and family in another city.

TPBM has recently explored a new neighbourhood in their town.

[theCryptofishist]

Not really, although I did spend some time in a place I haven't been in years.
TPBM has recently explored a new cusine.

[knowmad]

I haven't been Cruising for years!! er. wait...

TPBM has a similar Lysdexic-tourettes problem.

[theCryptofishist]

I have all sorts of problems.
TPBM can find no pattern in what things said on this board end up as sig lines.

[lazerfox]

Unfortunately I see patterns in everything. Even completely random coincidences.

TPBM wants to jump in but is too shy.

[Eric]

I've been accused of many things, quite a few of them true. "Shy" is not one of them.


tpbm is glad they can't see the sunshine from their desk

[OregonRed]

Any sun is good sun here. Even when it taunts me through the windows as I work on my homework.

TPBM needs a new hat.

[junglesmacks]

I do. The girl stole mine last weekend on the boat and won't give it back. Nothing like flaming vagina.


It was a gift from a friend that started a clothing company called "I <3 Vagina".. we helped him at the booth a few weeks ago. Strictly a boat hat.

TPBM needs to smell more flowers..

[theCryptofishist]

Who am I, Ferdinand?
TPBM loves children's lit.

[TomServo]

I still love Dr. Seuss...especially Fox in Socks
TPBM wishes they had a job on Mythbusters

[knowmad]

Nah I did when it first came out but they have lawyers and "safety" teams.
underground wepons mfg. videos are where it's at.

tpbm likes to have the flying dream.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I have never had the flying dream. Ever.
I have had a lot of falling dreams. And naked-in-public dreams. And the goddamn test dream, in many variations. My life is better when I am awake.

TPBM can lucid-dream.

[BoyScoutGirl]

I'd settle for remembering my dreams at all. The closest I get is when a nightmare jolts me awake, terrified of a vague something.

TPBM doesn't leave an extra light on after watching a horror movie.

[maryanimal]

I don't watch horror movies. When I was 8, I saw this movie called Straight Jacket. It was made in the early 1960's And ever since then, I never watched horror movies.

tpbm would like to bbq something for dinner.

[theCryptofishist]

Too late now.
TPBM would never use the term "hater" to describe someone who's only trying to be helpful, and isn't spreading misinformation.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I would if that person was a good friend and they were ruining my prank. Otherwise, no.

TPBM doesn't like pranks.

[lucky420]

I love a good prank because I'm very juvenile at times

TPBM doesn't feel their age. Not one bit, well hardly ever

[Eric]

Feel- occasionally, just because my body creaks some. Act? Never.



tpbm acts older than they are

[catinthefunnyhat]

Edit: D'oh! Eric beat me to it... and I didn't get the "review post" warning!

I most certainly do not act older than I am. Mostly. Except for the part where I had to stop driving at 25 because I was as nervous behind the wheel as a 95-year-old, and my driving reflected that.

TPBM loves driving.

[Eric]

Haven't driven since '99 or 2000 (can't remember which), haven't had a license since '91. Don't miss it.


tpbm would die without being able to drive.