Stop posting so much

[illy dilly]

Burners no doubt.

Or baby Jesus dropped his stuffed bunny rabbit.

[knowmad]

[MyDearFriend]

She looks just like you, Knowmad.

[Rabbi Dali Rick]

Why are all these people Posting in Here? This is a Private thread... Didn't you see the sign when you came in the Door? Well don't let it hit you on the way out... Sheesh, you would think people would be a little more sensitive and let this man have his thread to himself... Now get out before I kick you all in the nuts... Christopher Walken style...


the rebbi

[knowmad]

statistically speaking, 50% of us don't have nuts.

[Patsh]

Why are all these people Posting in Here? This is a Private thread... Didn't you see the sign when you came in the Door? Well don't let it hit you on the way out... Sheesh, you would think people would be a little more sensitive and let this man have his thread to himself... Now get out before I kick you all in the nuts... Christopher Walken style...


the rebbi

rebbi,
I'll have you know that I have read the rules and regulations surrounding this particular thread,
and wouldn't even think of posting here.
Hence, at this moment, I'm not really thinking at all, in due respect for 'this man and his thread'.
So, there.

(edited to add... ya, and I don't have nuts, either...)

[theCryptofishist]

Now im getting my own words thrown back in my face by all you trespassers.

[MyDearFriend]

Now im getting my own words thrown back in my face by all you trespassers.

Not posting, just quoting.

No nuts here, sir.

[knowmad]

Now im getting my own trespassers thrown back in my face by all you words.

plenty of nuts!

[Ugly Dougly]

statistically speaking, 50% of us don't have nuts.

Works out to ...
(sharpens pencil)
One nut apiece!

[ygmir]

so, how about we take this back to it's beginnings, review, and parse the terms and statements, herein:

Damnit -

My OCD makes me read all the posts on here - Everytime I clear out the little yellow flags by reading all the posts, some other asshat drops another - STOP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont bother responding to this post either. As the original author - I forbid it.

As the OP begins with a curse, we must conclude, he is a practitioner of the "Dark Arts" (nothing wrong with that, by the way), and as such, we must see if he floats......or, analogously, weighs the same as a duck

He goes on to state, a mental defect with cognitive processes. As such, though we should take pity on him, we must also extrapolate he does not see the world through well focused glasses. His comprehension may well be skewed, and a response to a twisted perception, may well be to take it inversely. So, as he bemoans the "little yellow flags" (flying monkeys, robots? who knows what else), and attempts to place blame on others, culminating in an edict to "STOP ALREADY", it would seem those words should be taken (for admittedly, he's using inverse logic and speech patterning) to me "DO IT MORE, DO IT OFTEN, DO IT HARDER"

The above has to be the correct summation, in that he pleads we not respond, and therefore derail his fantasy, as evidenced with the delusional statement of originality in the phrase and demand, along with the narcissistic self labeling as "author" as if of some epic tome. And of course, the Napoleonic attempt at pontification, by "forbidding" anything.

WE his friends and associates, must therefore, and hereinafter, swear, in the presence of Dawg, solemnly, and sincerely without evasion, equivocation, or mental reservation, to hereon, and hereafter, post, and post freely, for the glory of Dawg, and the assembled (fr)eplayans, no, and forever to exist.

[FIGJAM]

...or be turned into a newt!

[knowmad]

But does he float?



Here is a picture of a float that is a post. I also don't know if this post or the post float in the picture float.

[Box Burner]

[illy dilly]

Not a post.

[shroom]

i never post

[Patsh]

i never post

Neither do I...
You know, we're not really supposed to post here.
So, probably nobody really does.
Especially HERE.
So, I'm so glad to see you're not posting here, either.

Whew!
lucky for us!

[Celery (Jamey)]

[knowmad]

So what were you doing before reading this post?

[theCryptofishist]

Sweating.

[knowmad]

ewww! wash your hands!

[Risky]

(What happened to the stamp?)

[gaminwench]

STOP POSTING!!!

[Sham]

In the immortal words of Richard Nixon, "let me say this about that".

Either we should, or should not stop posting. I make a motion that this discussion be open to the entire community to decide.

[ygmir]

(What happened to the stamp?)

can't find participants.

[junglesmacks]

I swear I wasn't posting. Promise.

[theCryptofishist]

[MisaBlue]

I swear I wasn't posting. Promise.

None of us is posting!!! Of course

[Foxfur]

Just checking on my posting so much permit.
I submitted my application and fees nearly 2 months ago and have not received it yet.
Also, does it come laminated or must I do that myself?

[EspressoDude]

once you have confirmation of your ticket..all havoc breaks loose, you can post all anybody wants