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Post by joel the ornery » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:43 am

please note... i don't mind tail feathers being shook in my direction...

i hope it happens at the burn

it just seems manipulative in regards to these specific fucking tail feathers.

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Post by Lorgasm » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:32 pm

Joel,

You got over 35,000 people awaiting your presence. They apprceciate you and love you unconditionally. Embrace it. Go with it. Fuck what she said. She's got fucking issues. Don't sink to that level. You are above it. Yesterday was the past....today will be the past as well. One fuckin day at a time. We are here with you.

See you soon,
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Post by joel the ornery » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:00 pm

gracious...


beer is soothing the savage fucking beast within

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Post by Jewel*** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:30 pm

fucking sorry about your situation joel......as a matter a fact that will probably be my situation sooner than later. listen, you figure out all the shit that's fucked up about it and than pass it along to me. don't forget to put notes on the side about "what to do/not do in this situation........

i can't believe i just fucking wrote this......FUCK!

(Thank God only 7 more days.......)

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Post by Jewel*** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:57 pm

FUCK, Can't get into the bar again!

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Post by Zulegoona » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:04 pm

try the page number earlyer

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Post by Box Burner » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:47 am

fuck
waiting for pain killers to take effect is a pain in the ass. as well as the place it hurts. :D
fuck
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by ibdave » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:52 am

Box Burner wrote:fuck
waiting for pain killers to take effect is a pain in the ass. as well as the place it hurts. :D
fuck
BB, you aint tell me anything new.. 8) 8)

Glad your making progress bumping down the road... Take Fucking Fiber :roll: :roll:
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Post by mojo » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:48 am

JTO - there is real truth in the old saying, "Living well is the best revenge".

Makes me fucking angry that she is purposely trying to hurt you more. FUCK. Let it make your back a little straighter as you stroll casually away.....

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Post by pinemom » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:55 am

mojo wrote:JTO - there is real truth in the old saying, "Living well is the best revenge".

Makes me fucking angry that she is purposely trying to hurt you more. FUCK. Let it make your back a little straighter as you stroll casually away.....

Well said Mojo!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by pinemom » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:55 am

wow I did it! I made a qoute box! after all thses months i FUCKEN did it!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by mojo » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:59 am

Congratulations, PMom - another milestone.

I am TOO FUCKING EXCITED!!! How the FUCK am I going to get any work done today?

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Post by pinemom » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:02 am

I too have the biggest fucking butterflys doing back flips in my tummy!!!!
very hard to fuck'n focus!
Must get last of Jellpypine Kilts last minute details finished for today is Killbuck and Jellyfish pickup!!
ok breakfast is gone, tummy still wont stop making noise...fuck'n butterflys are throwing a FUCKING RAVE!!!
what do I look like a Fucking rave body gaurd...I want in!
ciao 4 now
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:10 am

no f*ckin' posts in the bar, my ass!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:20 am

theCryptofishist wrote:no f*ckin' posts in the bar, my ass!
I've had enough, I called (415) TO-FLAME and left my first message asking nicely if someone could please take a look at the board and address the SQL errors. Not having access to the PM's one week before the event is a logistical fucking nightmare.

By the way when she says it's a long message on Option 3 regarding ticket info she's NOT KIDDING. She talks fast and it's still a long fucking message!

And Evan, I wish you the best of luck in recovering from your bike wreck and I hope you can make it next year.
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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:43 am

Holeee Fuck, larry hit the muthaload at the Nabisco distribution center. First off the yard supervisor gave him a milkcrate of assorted goodieness for moving a trailer for them. Then larry went in to check the unload; the load had shifted and there were smushed wheat thins, hundreds of them. larry pitched in to pick them up. They handed him a big box and let him fill it out of the damaged overage bin. Holeeee Fuck We have fuckin' snax to last a fuckin' year! YUMMY!

Got the fuckin' munchies yet?

I thought a Good Fuck would be a nice way to start the fucking week.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:49 am

theCryptofishist wrote:no f*ckin' posts in the bar, my ass!
And the whole message system crap? We've been trying to bypass via Tribe, but some can't do tribe from work. Really a f***ed up mess.
Kinetic IV wrote:By the way when she says it's a long message on Option 3 regarding ticket info she's NOT KIDDING. She talks fast and it's still a long fucking message!
Thank you for bringing this to our attention, as you may be not too aware, in the intrest of doom and trepadition, theBMOrg Hotline selection #3 is sponsored by Apokiliptika this year, however, it sounds like it may have defaulted to the "breif" version a few days ago. We shall check to see if we can get the longer one back on line...

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Post by Kinetic IV » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:55 am

Tribe is blocked from my work too and I refuse to use the PDA to view their pages..it's an exercise in frustration I'm not doing again.

I wish nobody had to bitch about it...I'm grateful for the board and I know to some in the ORG the eplaya is a pain in the ass. But if they could give it a little bit of attention it would be nice....

In any event even a fractured fucked up eplaya beats no eplaya.
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Post by Lorgasm » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:58 am

I feel like fucking shit today. No...I don't want to fuck shit. I just feel fucking icky. Is it stress? dunno. There is so much I feel i need to do but this damn icky feeling is stoppin me. Well, now its fucking rainin so I guess the gods have spoken; I shall stay inside, take some kitty naps and hope this feeling of yuck goes away. I'm so glad I've got you folks to vent to. Thanks. See ya soon.

(((HUGS)))
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:00 pm

Kinetic IV wrote:I'm grateful for the board and I know to some in the ORG the eplaya is a pain in the ass.
IF they don't want it, they should turn it off (this is not a suggestions powers that be) and leave it. If they want it, they should do minimal care.

If I log out will I lose teh little yellow flags by the posts that "don't exist"?

Survay sez: You can bet your Magic 8 ball on it!

(btw: is someone doing the magic 8ball for hope and fear fortune telling this year? Oh sh*t! did I just sign up to go to a toy store when I'm leaving in 4 days?)
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Post by Velvetina » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:01 pm

Is anyone interested in hear a real FUCK FUCKING FUCKED FUCKER ... Well I'm finding out that I'm nothing but a fucking storage bucket for a camp of people who I don't waqnt to be around this year...Camp member who is now taking away my transpo to the desert as well as wanting to claim everything that was left with me that I have moved from one place to another that I have lived in.. to assure that we would have gear for this year as well as spend my time & $$$ on a van that was ment to be my ride.... and who didn't bother to inform me of a list I needed to be on in order to ride in the van there on Sat...FUCK ...Now not only am I seeming to be out of a ride, I have to wait till Monday to arrive... This is just the way I wanted to start off my wonderful adventure... FUCKING SHIT.... I just keep crying.. I hate this feeling... I wanna go out and slash the tires...
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Post by Lorgasm » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:07 pm

Dammit Velvetina.

That fucking sucks. I can only imagine what you are going through. Some folks can be very inconsiderate. Fuck them. Lets look at the big fucking picture..just for a moment...YOU ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING BURN! Now let me wipe those fucking tears. Its gonna be okay. (kisses on forehead) Its Monday. Don't cry. I'm sure the karma gods will do what they can for you. Love and good thoughts are being shot your way. Hope you feel them.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:07 pm

Damn well ask for your money back.
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Post by Velvetina » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:09 pm

Thanks sweetie.. I need the love flowing my way right now.. I can't seem to kil these fucking tears it hurts.... I dunno what the hell to think right now..My day is FuCKED!!!
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Post by Velvetina » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:10 pm

Ask for my Fucking $$ back as well as charge some outta control storage fees.. I wrote him a very clear how I felt e-mail.. We'll see how he plans to respond!
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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:11 pm

let the fucking tears flow... then develop a plan to hide the bodies.

i'll help dig.

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Post by Lorgasm » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:12 pm

Damn fucking right Fishy.

Can you get your money back Veletina? Who are these peeps? This is not BM behavior. Don't they understand?
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Post by Velvetina » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:12 pm

hehe.. reading my mind now are ya.. this is Fucking NV like theres not 100+ bodies that go unfound..in the desert.
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:13 pm

Lorgasm wrote:I feel like fucking shit today. No...I don't want to fuck shit.
Thanks for clarifying that.
...and for cracking my ass up.(I know, it was already cracked)
fucking hilarious :P

I hope you fucking feel better fucking quick!


FUCK. I wish I was going.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:14 pm

We could round up some Kamp Apokaliptika allies and invade their creepy ass camp for the greater glory of the stuff.

Turf war? No, Sod war?

F*ckin! Dust War!
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