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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:16 am

samtzu wrote:Yeah, he's done all of those things... and more (the buzzard caper was a few years ago in California... after a hard night o' drinkin').

Ah, back when there were no free flying condors. . .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:18 am

geekster wrote: no feeback is noted.

Any chance of payback?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:19 am

There haven't been free flying condors in California for decades, mores the pity. Ugly birds that are incredible in flight. And HUGE! A vulture is a "Mini-Me" compared to a condor.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:33 am

Sufferers of Hawkings Dementia have two black holes above and to either side of the nose. These can be pointed in your direction while information is being poured in but they are often attracted to blinky-spinny stuff too. Information will slowly leak from the sufferer but only in small amounts over a very long period of time usually in the form sounds such as "woah!".

If you should come in contact with a sufferer of this, simply sit them down and point them to http://leftcoast.thebackrow.net/~george/rotsnake.gif

That should keep them busy for a while.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:35 am

CRAP, THIS web page.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:36 am

samtzu wrote:There haven't been free flying condors in California for decades, mores the pity. Ugly birds that are incredible in flight. And HUGE! A vulture is a "Mini-Me" compared to a condor.

I think we have them now, in fact the first free born hatching in decades was announced a few weeks ago. And they put some in the grand Canyon as well.

*sigh* No megafauna for them to feast on. Anyone want to freecycle some elephants?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:36 am

aaahhhhh!!!! that one'll keep ME busy for a while...

spinning, spinning, spinning

too bad it's not *sparkly*, too...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:40 am

Actually, I am going to photoshop that and change the colors to neon pink and green. What about a dome with that pattern on the entire inside surface with a black light ... I would have to have cusions on the floor, it might be hard to walk in there.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:40 am

geekster wrote:CRAP, THIS web page.

Or just take them out of their wheelchair, lay them on their back and make them look at this.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:03 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:codpiece

...and that, my dear friends, has led me to the next edition of the caption contest. But you'll have to wait for it...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:45 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: ...i read this as 'untrustworthy pants'
dear, dear god....
Well, that too... and check your cites.
i wanna be enmeshed in someone's un-trustworthy pants.
who's got some for me?

I just caught hell for having someone's underpants in my truck ( used as changing room at hushville) you can have that, or other

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:46 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
geekster wrote:CRAP, THIS web page.
Or just take them out of their wheelchair, lay them on their back and make them look at this.

now this is the epitome of stonework! Behold and know that stonemasons rule!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:50 pm

un-trustworthy pants.
who's got some for me?

I have these suede pink snakeskin pants. I blow through the left knee every time I wear them. I think that qualifies as un-trustworthy

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:51 pm

stuart wrote:
un-trustworthy pants.
who's got some for me?
I have these suede pink snakeskin pants. I blow through the left knee every time I wear them. I think that qualifies as un-trustworthy

Just what kind of orchestra do you play in?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:01 pm

that took me a while

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:11 pm

i want to see all of you in your untrustworthy and/or trustworthy pants! let's make it a party. i'll tangle with you all......

woohoo!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:13 pm

online with webcams? or do we have to actually drive up the volcano prone turf of fancytuned fiddlers?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:27 pm

Digging a Deeper Grave
by nipples

Hello.
Today I professed on The Bar thread that I do not care for S&M, but have been surprised at my "rise" to light bondage.

So, I'll dig deeper (not that there is anytyhing wrong with ANY OF THAT), to explain.

In my world, all is beautiful

The woman whom asked me to tie her up four years ago made my day. I've never asked to do that with anyone (execpt my little bro & I used to test knots & stuff).

It is not my desire to DOMINATE or SUBDUE or INJURE.

What was so very nice about it was that it iss highly symbolic (to me) of a desire for permanance in relationships... ie.. this person was saying in effect that she wanted to be with me (until the cuffs were undone.. she brought her own.. surprise!) and trusted me.

So that is that, and that is all I can say on the subject of bondage. Never tried it since (yes, she "did" me, too), nor will I ever ask someone but if someone asks you, consider that it may be swell & an honor & priviledge of trust.

Take no care, my darling. All is well on the mid-western front.

(pull my hair!)

nipples

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:16 pm

Wow, Nipples ... I'm kinda with you in that I don't get a kick out of dominating or being dominated in any way. I do, however, become aroused at seeing another aroused so I suppose I would do something along those lines if someone wanted me to, but since I have no deep seated need or desire, I probably wouldn't be very good at it.

In the taxicab of life, I desire to be neither passenger or driver. Now that I think about it, lets ride motorcycles.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:44 pm

I have to agree gentlemen,

Not to go into to much detail, I found the experimentation prompted by my partner to be rather awkward. Try as I might I couldn't get into that kind of dominant role. I couldn't find anything to even draw upon as inspiration to act the part.

My thoughts at the time;
"Oh sure create us new age sensitive guys then try to get us to act like the dominant Neanderthals we were suppose to replace."

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:35 pm

I had a girlfriend for a while who liked me to spank her booty so much that my hand would start to hurt.

Just sayin'

- Bucket

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:09 pm

I have no good reason to write this post.

mumbly,
the rebbi

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:35 am

Zulegoona wrote:I have to agree gentlemen,

Not to go into to much detail, I found the experimentation prompted by my partner to be rather awkward. Try as I might I couldn't get into that kind of dominant role. I couldn't find anything to even draw upon as inspiration to act the part.

My thoughts at the time;
"Oh sure create us new age sensitive guys then try to get us to act like the dominant Neanderthals we were suppose to replace."

I say....give it a little while.........dont think too much about it.......and one day........Without provocation

SOME OF THE SICKEST SHIT WILL COME TO YA!

Most likely after your significant other has whispered it in your ear while you're sleeping.

Shit happens dood. Just go with the flow.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:18 pm

Mumbling to myself... reflecting on a hypothetical encounter/negotiation...

Hey, let's just take turns. I'll start by molesting you, working you into a panting froth, and then you can let the beast that's inside of you out, and you can fuck me hard,
deep
and a lot.

Oh, did I say that out loud?

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:24 pm

robbidobbs wrote:Mumbling to myself... reflecting on a hypothetical encounter/negotiation...

Hey, let's just take turns. I'll start by molesting you, working you into a panting froth, and then you can let the beast that's inside of you out, and you can fuck me hard,
deep
and a lot.

Oh, did I say that out loud?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:25 pm

I am posting simply to push the shared housing threadlet down the pile. Yeesh. Take a classified.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:00 am

I heart BHA

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:33 pm

forget all
yes that leave
we'll burn

when i everyone says "go ahead" after final meeting
"do it this way"!

on Monday when I am in two hours' worth
they come in late to wonder why
have not you heard
we changed our minds

over the weekend
while i slept
or rested

minds greater or less than
decided my fate

never mind we had you grind hard pack
this morning you are wrong

take your sorry pick-axe
tear it down

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:25 am

Amnesia... read Ozymandias

"Look on my works and despair..."

*Sigh* There will be more, there will be less, but for the time being, there just 'Is'.

Sam

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:18 pm

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61277

I really don't know what to say, I think I would be just talking out my ass.

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