The Bar

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:17 pm

Well I am off. Gonna go home and burn some furniture, make a big ole fire.

Night DD and Zule.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:21 pm

Good night Boxburner but maybe you should consider not lighting the furniture till some time when the neighbors won’t freak out about it,...

Or not,.. Have a good one

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:21 pm

Night, BoxB. Enjoy the blaze. Tell us how it was tomorrow, K?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:32 pm

Goood Night people of the Burning Man Community Discussion Board

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:36 pm

Night, Zule. Dream of playa dust and sparkling stars.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:00 am

Well I don't need to build a fire. Checked my Temp. 100 degrees. Took some tylenol and I am going to bed.

(lines up bottles and wipes down the bar) night everyone!

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:45 am

**CLICK**

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:21 am

**click**

<the rebbi walks over to the jukebox, scraps some e-playa dust off the top of the player and pours it in to the coin slot and the machine whirrrs too life>

How about a little Sam Cooke soul this morning hmmmm his blues? pop? gospel? ahhh gospel....

~click~ turns on the espresso machine and wonders where e-dude is, probably sleeping late

walks over to the window and picks up a copy of "Yesterdays Posts" sit down waits on coffee and starts reading....

the rebbi

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:29 am

good morning MB, RDR, all warmed up ready to brew...Must be ESPRESSO TIME!

that will help get my eyes open this morning...

and...yours too

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:51 am

Mozy bonz wrote:

Hmmmm Mozy's new playa bike.......?

Hey Mozy! Who makes that bike?

the rebbi

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:58 am

Desert Duck wrote:Actually, what I mean to say is my first trip to the playa this year will be in two weeks. We're going to the work ranch to play with my beast.

I know what you mean.... I call mine "Mr Willie" and he loves when I play with him

the ribbit

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:10 am

Mine's called the "Blue Duck" (for it's builders), or individually, Al Uminium; the frame, Dave Shaft; main drive shaft (being replaced this year by a shorter, stronger shaft), Hellie and Smellie; the barrels (they're also being refurbished and Hellie is the one that bit me), Denise Hopper; the bin to guide them in (noooo), and last but certainly not least would be Juan Pablo Mostaccioli; the Tandem to drive it all (he's very international, and will be getting reinforced for permanent use this year).

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:15 am

<looks up from the "Yesterdays Posts">

Hi E-dude (takes cup).... mmmmmm....

Whats on the docket to day kids? I got up got the genny going, thinking about going to town on an ice and breakfast run. Today is my last day here till Friday,

I'm in town working on a History Channel recreation Mon-Thur, and they have notoriously early call times. So I will spend most of the day cleaning up after the Away Mission event , we had a great time.

note: that's Alesh in the middle, he's the guy who turned a brand new Mercedes into an Art piece at last years burn.

Maybe at the next small event we will recreate a version of the "Drive By Shooting Range".

of course Sancha was on point as house security...

There was one drinking related death at the event.

here is the official press release form the site:

MOUSE LOSES LIFE IN DRUNKEN BINGE

A Mouse <we'll call him Oscar pending family notification> accidentally killed himself at a California event held in the Red Rock Desert called the "Intergalactic Away Mission - First Contact" www.awaymission.org. He climbed into a half-full Newcastle beer bottle, Thursday and apparently drank himself into a stupor and passed out face down in the libatious pool of elixer. Party-goers to the event stated that they had seen the mouse in the bottle earlier, he had stripped off his Nemesis-era Star Trek Uniform and dove naked into the half full bottle. Spectators gawked as he began gulping huge bong hits of the ice cold beer repeatedly, even hours later, all attempts to get the mouse to stop drinking failed. Later that evening many lodged complaints to security, and the local authorities of Foul language, racial slurs, and loud raucous noises emanating from the now 1/4 full bottle around 2:00 am. Many who attended say the music level, was so loud you could not carry on a conversation within 30' of the bottle. By 4:00am the mouse became out of control, rocks and small balls of feces were hurled at anyone attempting to come near. The next morning when the staff arrived too clean the site, they found Oscar deceased, faced snout down in the deadly brew. It was also noted that there unfortunately was another 3 oz of liquid left, and had he not drowned, would have busted his gut anyway said the attending amateur pyro-technician Rabbi Dali Rick, who pronounced the little furry guy dead at 7:38 am Thursday. One of the event attendees said in an interview over the phone "The beer is that good." This prompted an immediate response by the event management who stated "This will in no way affect the out of control drunken revelry at next years events. A study will commence too test the lifesaving effects of wearing a life-vest while drinking as an option. " They further stated that they intend to place a even sterner warning on the back of next years tickets. They were to busy planning a beer bash in honor of Oscar to comment any further. Wine and small pieces of cheese can be donated too the family of Oscar via an Albertson's party platter.

Respectfully,

Rick Smith
Intergalactic Away Mission Mgmt
www.awaymission.org
[email protected]

were gonna miss ol' Oscar.... <sniff> somebody beer me..

the rebbi

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:35 am

poor oscar! you can lead a mouse to beer BUT DONT let him drink ALL of it!
G'morning all, I slept in ! wow! Now im making 5 lbs of bacon to rouse the teens...funny how it only took first batch to hear the giggles in the once snoring livingroom!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:41 am

Hi PM how 'bout some ESpresso this AM....some for U, some for a bunch of crazy kids....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:41 am

Ooooooh Bacon will you be my Mom too?

ell hey I do have some left over bacon grease in the fridge and half a block of Spam, I can get my own cholesterol hit in a little while.

Good morning people !

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:48 am

would you like happy face pancakes with that too? Zule?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:48 am

Alas, poor oscar, I knew him not.

Mornin' bar peeps, bacon sounds good.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:50 am

pinemom wrote:would you like happy face pancakes with that too? Zule?

Oh Gees your the Best!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:54 am

Ooops, fire got too hot.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:59 am

Quick DD though yourself over the pan and smoother the fire save that Bacon!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:01 am

MMMM!!! Roast Duck wit Bacon!!!

Hey, wait a minute...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:04 am

ok Ill be momentarily out of picture...while I pump out 30 smily face pancakes...back in few

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:05 am

Hmmmmm crispy yet Juicy,... maybe you should wrap that up before we bring out the condiments,... what goes with Duck with bacon,....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:07 am

pumping out 30 smily face pancakes,... that sounds like something I’d like to see

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:08 am

This early, I'd say Srirachi and Tsingtao.

Maybe I should save myself for lunch.

Smileyface pancakes sound good, though.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:17 am

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:18 am

Sunday morning Burning Man politics

So Mr. Duck do you feel the whole crusty burnier than thou, responses to posts on; pool boy / cocktail waitress / cook has it’s heart in class issues of the working class?

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:24 am

It's definitely a form of classism from both sides. They're both wrong. You should be able to sign up as a poolboy or whatever if you wish, but shouldn't be allowed to recruit. Or was it the other way?

I get a little crusty at times, but I don't have a problem with people trying to utilise a resource for (part of) it's intended purpose.

I have to add that it's a little early on the left coast for me to form cohesive thoughts, jut yet. And that my responses are not always even remotely serious, while other times I'll jump right up on my soapbox (I think we all have one).

Anyhoo, Burningman is a do-ocracy, and if that's what they wanna do, they will whether it's here or elsewhere. This is really way too complicated a subject, I think I'll go get some breakfast.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:33 am

I would agree, being one who would like to promote the use of this board as a community, and community building resource, I’d like for people to feel welcome to post there needs and make there connections. Yet there is a feeling of ownership right or wrong that leads some to feel they have to defend what they see as the core values, of burning man,..... are there really core values to defend?

Dam sticking "R" thank god for edit

The Bar

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.......Vaaroooommmmm Vaaaroooommmmmmm!!!!!........

...........On The Good Ship Lollypop....................

in a dusty-ass container...

.........It's All In You're Emagination... Go Back To Sleep.

The Bar

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~sweep......~~~~~~sweep~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

.......Vaaroooommmmm Vaaaroooommmmmmm!!!!!........

...........On The Good Ship Lollypop....................

in a dusty-ass container...

.........It's All In You're Emagination... Go Back To Sleep.

~sweep......sweep~~~~~~~~