The Bar

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:51 pm

found a nice quiet dark place down here...think I'll go in an_--

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nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:54 pm

these needs are best laid
spent upon white linen sheets
happily pressed starch

~spritz spitz sizzle~

Oh crap.
I see we gotta open a freaking laundry
just to "pay" the "bills"!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:56 pm

I'll be along in a minute,

so nipples one could read
my dinker is tied
any union be fried
damned childrento mean you have a vasectomy, your girlfriend wants kids so the relationship is off, is this correct?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:57 pm

~sound of tearing bar rags & breaking glass~

La la, te da, da da da, te da!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:05 pm

Perhaps in the future, dear Zulegoona!

That is perhaps a distant fear of mine.

I (may have) meant though that my locomotive (dinker!) is at berth due to it being a RED HOT TRAIN OF LOVE, and that any union would be fool-hardy, as I have a venereal disease which precludes any union except Robs' arm coated with pickle juice?

Meanwhile, I still wait for a drink.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:07 pm

Damn, rabbit man, that's tough. Here, a white russian before I go~
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Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:10 pm

well that's a relief I was afraid you were really in heavy pain, My friend.

here we are drinking white russians and are exploring the rabbit hole to the center of the earth. come on along. you’re the only one who's been and returned alive.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:11 pm

in a piccalo
would wind breathe fingered thusly
in a pickle hole

~slaps wet napkin note halveways in pocket, tearing~

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:12 pm

nipples wrote:in a piccalo
would wind breathe fingered thusly
in a pickle hole

~slaps wet napkin note halveways in pocket, tearing~

Fuck that, gimme a beer.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:13 pm

Oh come on gigglesnort it's only 1:15am that's early you don't have to go in yet, I didn't hear your mom call.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:14 pm

Just kidding about the VD.

My thanks to you for the hand-up, dear Zulegoona, and your perception, true as it is.

~still waiting for a drink, feeling lie a cheap slut, which i is~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:14 pm

feeling (like) a cheap slut

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:18 pm

Ok Nipples what would you like to drink?

a beer for helitack, here you go

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:18 pm

[a far-away voice calls up from somewhere down the rabbit hole]

Rabbity Babbity Boo,
that white russian I left was for you!

Good night Zugalug!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:21 pm

gnight giggles

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:26 pm

Oh my thanks!

~sipping drink luxuriously~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:30 pm

so a ( in the best "Man speak" voise ] How the hell are you?Haven't seen you around so much lately.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:30 pm

[Kicks the door open, near stumbles, and the does, fallling flat on his face]

Oh shit... that was rough...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:32 pm

graceful like a swan.........

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:36 pm

Hick'p...

it's the vodka...

[gets up off the floor]

Damn dude, now that you mention it... aren't swans supposed to be pretty?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:37 pm

That's it. Time to crash... good thing I'm within walking distance.

Night all.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:39 pm

Some think so, some think they are big aggressive scary birds.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:40 pm

goood night tony........

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:51 pm

I'm out of here too,............

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:09 am

Oh Pooh!

I see there was a Tigger in here last night, left the place a mess.

Someone tied vowel movements atop the Constanapole!

~straightens up, grinds beans, waits for coffee~

It vexes me most greivious, that I were'nt understood,
the heart it is not mine you heard,
knocking underwood

'twas simply telling tales you see
to beat off noxious vibe

there is a plot to thicken
the bar a place to thin

~pours coffee into large ceramic mug, breaths deeply its fog~

vampires & leeches
do not understand
feigning ambulance with knives
worry a beating heart

~carves X in bar where heart sat, stands & delivers same out hole in door, then exits, all the world~

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:36 am

Nipples! Dude! I was gonna ask if you're feeling any better, but it ain't sounding like it.

Damn- I mean, not the first or last time I've misunderstood you, either. Sorry, again.

And be careful with that knife, okay? We all like you with your skin unbroken, uncut.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:34 am

*walks into bar, sees spelunking equipment scattered about, a hairy arm laying by itself on a table, and various halucinations lurking around the corners of the room. A dull throb is coming from deep beneath the bar, and the steam rising out of the cellar is suffused with a red glow...*
Wild night last night? Well, may as well make some coffee... Italian roast anyone?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:35 am

samtzu wrote:*walks into bar, sees spelunking equipment scattered about, a hairy arm laying by itself on a table, and various halucinations lurking around the corners of the room. A dull throb is coming from deep beneath the bar, and the steam rising out of the cellar is suffused with a red glow...*
Wild night last night? Well, may as well make some coffee... Italian roast anyone?

decaf, please...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:40 am

Coming up!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:45 am

oh. my.god. *rian's head is inside the bar while her body is still draped over the threshold, twitching as if unsure whether to be dying or coming to life.*

so. hungover. this. moring. and. it's. not. even. from. alcohol.
damn. dehydration. fuck. sleep deprivation.

damn. that. other. bar. (though i did get lots of touchy feely goodness last night. i guess that's what happens when you wear vinyl to a burner establishment.