The Bar

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:28 am

morning guys...... coffee ready yet?

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

THE REBBI

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:35 am

Oh, my aching head.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:37 am

good morning Rabbi, thanks for for that line, got a chuckle out of it. he laughs at superman for having a weakness. i love it.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:51 am

Zoom wrote:
pinemom wrote:GOOD FRICKEN FRIDAY MORNING!!!!
sorry had to yell, I think my ears are plugged up?

Im so damned excited about life in general, and this sundays BIG social at my house, And its Titwi's and I's Bday! and and and and.......
WHAT!! did i hear something about birthday spankings coming up EspressoDude break out the paddles. we got some butts to spank.

OH MAN!! these folks don't need carded at bars either, we are gonna get sore arms..

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:52 am

no thanks required there zoom ol' buddy here I'll even buy ya a beer...

it's not too e-early for you to be drinking is it?

the rebbi

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:10 am

never too early. heineken will do

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:18 am

Here ya go.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:21 am

Nice!!!!
thanks DDuck

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:27 am

Thanks for the beer, Ducky and thanks, also, for that great playa report.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:30 am

Cool, I wasn't...y'know. I like to write and...aw fuck it, thanks!!

BEERS!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:47 am

Good morning all, It is a beautiful day. Hope you are all felling the same.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:54 am

DD - I read your report last night. Pretty good I enjoyed reading it.

Sounds like an important safety tip is needed -

If the Playa is green don't drive on it.

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:58 am

Oh, that's the funny part-not sure if I included this-on the grass was fine, it was the other side of the grass. I couldn't tell the playa was a little browner than usual in that area. But, yeah- if you plan on driving on the open playa, be sure you have friends to eat.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:59 am

and don't go out in your new shoes, and bring a fork.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:03 am

Desert Duck wrote:Oh, that's the funny part-not sure if I included this-on the grass was fine, it was the other side of the grass. I couldn't tell the playa was a little browner than usual in that area. But, yeah- if you plan on driving on the open playa, be sure you have friends to eat.

So; For a burner a mirage would be seeing dry playa when all there is is mud.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:05 am

Bin Noddin wrote:and don't go out in your new shoes, and bring a fork.

And don't forget the ketchup!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:06 am

are we there yet? going to need some help with this keg

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:06 am

Box Burner wrote:
So; For a burner a mirage would be seeing dry playa when all there is is mud.

Yep, for about a mile, then you got to the lake (forgot to mention that)

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:26 am

Good, clean fun.

Oh, put that keg on skids. Wheels will just dig in.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:27 pm

Good Morning Barflys! Thanks DDuck - makes me homesick.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TITWI AND PINEMOM!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:01 pm

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:29 pm

that was a great read, duck!

yeah. homesick...!

unga-bunga · Post by **unga-bunga** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:32 pm

So this is the place to enjoy a frosty cool Playa Gold ehh?
ppssshhppt!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:35 pm

At first glance I looked at Bin's poster and read that as cannabis, not cannibals.
Obviously I haven't had enough to drink. I can't see that good yet I can still type.
Anyway I'm off for "roller coaster mania". In mid 90's heat this should be interesting. C-ya!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:52 pm

Welcome to Tisha's Bar Unga!

DD, that was a great story! Ahhhhh, the playa fun that one can have!

BTW... Thanks for the BDay wishes...

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:56 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TITWI!

Hugs....kisses....SMACK!

Desert Duck · Post by **Desert Duck** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:16 pm

unga-bunga wrote:So this is the place to enjoy a frosty cool Playa Gold ehh?
ppssshhppt!

Niiiiiiiiice. First post GOLDEN!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:28 pm

Happy BDay TITWI.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:29 pm

Pago Pagos all around.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:46 pm

Desert Duck wrote:
unga-bunga wrote:So this is the place to enjoy a frosty cool Playa Gold ehh?
ppssshhppt!

Niiiiiiiiice. First post GOLDEN!!!

and RECYCLABLE

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