The person below me

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes; it's the stuff of gustatory nightmares.

TPBM has a clever response to telemarketers.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Not for telemarketers, but I like to tell proselytizers "No, thank you: I prefer my fairy tales to have stronger roles for women."

TPBM just realized, upon checking their profile, that the majority of their posts are to this thread.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, I've known that about myself for a while. *hangs head*

TPBM is shopping for hats.

[shroom]

I wasn't, but now I feel like I need a hat.

TPBM had an interesting dream to share with us.

[knowmad]

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -E.A. Poe

PBM, have you ever felt like you were having somebody else's dream?

[TomServo]

Possibly, if their dream was a TV show..Had a dream I was stuck in a giant pinball machine, with the A-Team. And we were being chased by a 20 foot steel ball.

TPBM is waiting patiently, for something...

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes. Well, (im)patiently. With all my fingers and toes crossed. Something very good is theoretically on its way to me, but I'm leery about counting chickens and all that...

TPBM thinks the chickens would be easier to count if they would just. stand. still.

[robbidobbs]

Gonzo and I have just acquired x2 new chicklets. Two of them tried to make their escape thru the wire cage, and Little Gray Shit (cat) was hot on their egress (not a female eagle).
The offending chicks are now in hardware cloth gulag and doing fine after the trauma.

TPBM is getting really antsy about the 100 day countdown.

[BoyScoutGirl]

(robbidobbs, it amazes me that even your cat is named in an excremental theme)

[catinthefunnyhat]

I am! SO much to do! But the biggest hurdle of them all has been cleared, so I'm full of wiggles and giggles of glee!
TPBM knows someone (personally) who will be competing in the Olympics this summer.

[moonrise]

Hunerd day countdown...ants in my pants antsy...fuck yeah!

TPBM is bringing a surprise for a camp mate this year.

[maryanimal]

Oooh yes I am! *maniacal giggle* And one for a non-campmate! *muahahahahaha*

tpbm has an unfulfilled fantasy.

[theCryptofishist]

Okay, to catch that dropped stitch, I don't know anyone in the Olympics. I did want to protest the Olympic torch in Chico a few years back, but I didn't. Somehow it got dropped anyway.
No unfulfilled fantasies. AT elast not burning ones--nothing pops into mind.
TPBM thinks Archie MePhee's is the best plastic crap made in China, bar none.

[knowmad]

Okay, to catch that dropped stitch, I don't know anyone in the Olympics. I did want to protest the Olympic torch in Chico a few years back, but I didn't. Somehow it got dropped anyway.
No unfulfilled fantasies. AT elast not burning ones--nothing pops into mind.
TPBM thinks Archie MePhee's is the best plastic crap made in China, bar none.

Now and then but then I think about Daiso, the Japanese dollar store. better in ways but not....

PBM What do you see???

[robbidobbs]

Not only are the chinese crapping plastic, they've given it a scottish name.

BTW: everything in my life reflects excremental foresight. Gray Shit (her legal name is Sarah) is a mean little 10# fiery death predator from hell. Good kitty.

TPBL has a LOT to do in the next 100 days. Feeling the creeping panic well up from the knees and working its way up to the groin. The pancreas is even getting nervous.

[BoyScoutGirl]

knowmad, that is totally two black bears wearing red, pointy gnome hats giving each other a high-five.

Between now and TTITD, I have a presentation to an academic conference in Canada, 10 days of field work in Mexico, 2 weeks of field work in Utah/Montana, a one-week workshop, and some costumes to make. But I'm still excited for the countdown!

TPBM has eaten an animal generally not considered a source of food in western culture.

[knowmad]

semen has nutritional value! look it up.



PBM Please find something funny about the Acid face eating thing. it's too soon isn't it?

[theCryptofishist]

Probably, but I am amazed at how quickly and how wide spread the "zombie" interpretation was...
TPBM things of "bath salts" as something grandma used...

[catinthefunnyhat]

I first started seeing alarmist reports in the media about kids using "bath salts" to get high a few months ago, and I was super-confused. I did think they meant the stuff grandma uses (I think the reporter probably thought so, too). Today, I figured out randomly decided to assume that the bath is where it's typically made.

TPBM has tasted bathtub gin.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I"m sorta a coward when it comes to potential poison.
TPBM wants to try fugu.

[catinthefunnyhat]

If I had good reason to trust the chef, perhaps.

TPBM can't be trusted in the kitchen.

[Box Burner]

Actually I'm a damn good cook. Not a fancy chef or formally trained but I can look in the pantry and usually come up with something that will actually taste good.




TPBM is a picky eater

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well...

I love food. Almost all food, in fact, with the exception of watermelon (ick). But I've got a relatively new (1 and a half years since I figured it out) food sensitivity. Specifically, I have to avoid things that are naturally high in histamine, unless I want to be itchy for a day or two, because my body has difficulty breaking it down. That means no red wine, no aged cheeses, no marmite/vegemite, and none of that nutritional yeast that's often used for cheese flavouring. It sucks, because red wine and aged cheeses are the things I used to live for, food-and-beverage-wise. (On the bright side, I've lost a a fair bit of weight since snacking on extra-old cheddar is no longer an option).

TPBM is a nose-picker.

[theCryptofishist]

You want mdma007.
TPBM always has that itch between the shoulder blades.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes. It's so annoying.

TPBM knows Braille.

[theCryptofishist]

Never met 'em.
TPBM knows Stephen Lynch's Helen Keller song.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No. Is it funny? I shall have to Google it. I feel like offending myself...

TPBM writes dirty ditties and bawdy ballads.

[theCryptofishist]

I wish. Music seems so impossible to me.
TPBM loves the old children's varients on popular songs.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Mmmm... like "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells," and "Here comes the bride, fair, fat, and wide"? I do kinda love them.

TPBM prefers adult variants of children's songs.

[Sail Man]

Well, it's probably more socially acceptable then children variants of adult films


tpbm has never seen a porno flick