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Post by buckethead alien » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:58 pm

tonytohono wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:There are two Bass ales in the office refrigerator. I know they are there. They are calling to me. I can hear their gentle bubbling.

What are they calling?
<i>Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:58 pm

buckethead alien wrote:There are two Bass ales in the office refrigerator. I know they are there. They are calling to me. I can hear their gentle bubbling.
wow... you have beer at work? Clearly I work in the wrong office...

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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:59 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
tonytohono wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:There are two Bass ales in the office refrigerator. I know they are there. They are calling to me. I can hear their gentle bubbling.

What are they calling?
<i>Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
M'kay, that's a little wierd, cuz that's the song that's playing on my cd right now...

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Post by buckethead alien » Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:59 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:There are two Bass ales in the office refrigerator. I know they are there. They are calling to me. I can hear their gentle bubbling.
wow... you have beer at work? Clearly I work in the wrong office...
Sugarsnap, you are welcome to join our staff any time.

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Post by buckethead alien » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:00 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
tonytohono wrote:
What are they calling?
<i>Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
M'kay, that's a little wierd, cuz that's the song that's playing on my cd right now...
No.

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Post by Zulegoona » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:01 pm

Hey if we are going to start channeling each other now the whole avatar thing is really going to get confusing...

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Post by tisha2 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:03 pm

is anyone else having pm issues?
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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:06 pm

you mean the issues of the kind where strangers pm you inappropriate remarks? or functioning issues?

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Post by Zulegoona » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:07 pm

tisha2 wrote:is anyone else having pm issues?
Not us long haired bald guys,.... but I could be part of your problem if your looking for comic relief.

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Post by tisha2 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:08 pm

technical. never mind. i've been educated by the great and powerful Technopatra.
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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:11 pm

hey, Tish... what're you drinking? Can I make you something?
Sit down, take a load off...

yer werkin too hard!

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Post by Zulegoona » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:11 pm

I can understand that a lot of women will only talk to me in a well lit public place with people around,..( sigh )

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Post by gigglesnort » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:12 pm

[materialized out of thin air]

no time to stick around, but if you see Miss Long Lanks would you give these to her?

[unleashes a flurry of chocolate kisses which rain down upon the bar, heaping up into a large pile, and spilling onto the floor]

Thanks!

[disappears]

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Post by tonytohono » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:12 pm

I guess it's just like the real world Tish

bound to be a few punkass dornks running around messing things up.

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Post by tisha2 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:13 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:hey, Tish... what're you drinking? Can I make you something?
Sit down, take a load off...

yer werkin too hard!
are you kidding?? i was just thinking ...must log off - must do job - must leave e-playa...

this is ridiculous. i am completely addicted.

fuck.

yes. a margarite please.

thank you.

had a dream last night that i really opened the bar. Sensei brought and unveiled his sign. you were all there. i cried.
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Post by samtzu » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Take it easy fishie, you just reminded me I had some jumbo prawn hidden in the back of the freezer, they are probably a little freezer burned by now, so never mind.
Eat Woodrow if you have to start grilling e-playans
didn't somebody already have a problem with that?
Oh sure, bring up my nadir.

My point was that . . .

Oh screw it, maybe Sam would prefer that you ate him and left woodrow...
Listen... I would prefer Zule putting the rest of me in his mouth before he puts Woodrow in there.

However, if one of the Four Women of the Apocolypse and the Fish wanna' try that, I'll serve him up myself.
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Post by tonytohono » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:15 pm

I wish my beers had something so profound to say BHA... mine just go duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Post by sputnik » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:15 pm

Hey all. What fun. Beer in the fridge at work.

How about a beer down here?

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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:15 pm

wow, tish... that's so cool, it's bringing tears to MY eyes...

rocks, or blended? Salt on the rim? Regular, Strawberry? What's yer pleasure?

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Post by helitack » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:18 pm

Shit, sitting here, weather foggy, rainy, it ain't supposed to do that here for five freekin days. May I have a chai with a Guzano Rojo shooter?

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Post by tisha2 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:20 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:wow, tish... that's so cool, it's bringing tears to MY eyes...

rocks, or blended? Salt on the rim? Regular, Strawberry? What's yer pleasure?
i think rocks today... lots o salt... regular.

damn i hate it when the screen gets all elongated and goes on forever off to the right and we have to scroll over to see the whole thing. i guess it is nice to see that side of the bar sometimes, though. but, hey - isn't this how Woodrow got lost...???
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Post by regynalonglank » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:25 pm

i'll have whatever ya'll r havin

hey...chocolates!

yum :)
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Post by Sensei » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:26 pm

tisha2 wrote:...had a dream last night that i really opened the bar. Sensei brought and unveiled his sign. you were all there. i cried.
...back in the day, Sensei wrote:* Sensei enters the bar wearing a Utilikilt with all the power-tool trimmings and fires up the welding torch. He begins his day's work by melting the cheap, run-of-the-mill bar sign that proclaimed "Wildcat Ranch" which starts a small but persistant fire; which in turn is put out with a few quick blasts of his extinguisher. Our hero then exits the bar, returning with a dozen pieces of rebar of various lengths and thicknesses. Once again the mask comes down over Sensei's determined face as the welding torch flares up. Much sparkage ensues. Finally, after an hour of welding and bending and hammering, a sign begins to take shape. What at first seemed more like an iron tumbleweed has now become two spiraling Chinese dragons standing on either side of the words,"Tish's Place". Sensei once again leaves, and reenters carrying neon tubing. More welding, bending, hammering and sparkage ensues. The contraption is plugged in and the green/blue dragons begin to gyrate and flick their blood red tongues, while the words, "Tish's Place" are gently backlit in purple... *
We're gonna make this happen, Tish. The e-playan sign will be better than the "real" one, though.

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Post by buckethead alien » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:27 pm

helitack wrote:May I have a chai with a Guzano Rojo shooter?
Not that I want to harsh on your mellow, bro, but that is a freakin' disgusting combination.

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Post by GuinivereElise » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:29 pm

yeah, the whole scrolling way over to the right thing: not so much.

Here's yer drink, Tish. This should help you relax... here, sit in the comfy section, and put your feet up...

perfect. Now, you just let me handle the bar, and you kick back for a while.

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Post by tisha2 » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:32 pm

niiiiiiiiiice...........

i knew it was a stroke of genius hiring you, hot cheeks!


now where's that hookah...
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Post by regynalonglank » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:34 pm

right here honey, with the sonoma coma all loaded up and ready to go. easy on that partner, that's the crippler!
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Post by buckethead alien » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:34 pm

T2, would it help if I rubbed your feet for a while?

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Post by Rob the Wop » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:36 pm

Could I get a light?

Oh and some Glenlivet and a Scharfenberger Nibby Bar.

I need something to go with this cigar...
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Post by regynalonglank » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:37 pm

oh, is that a cigar? i assumed it was a mop handle or something...

you know what they say about assume!

oh, but you're already...

never mind!
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