The Bar

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:40 pm

FEAR US!!!

hey there, can we get a drink?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:46 pm

It is our pleasure to serve you.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:06 pm

what, is that like me, GE, Tisha and Stuart?

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:10 pm

why, thank you Mr. Alien. What's the hoouse special this afternoon.

Regyna, darling - if you were one of us, you would know.
apparently we also now have a fishy cohort, too

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:11 pm

oh, ok, i see how ya are...fine. hmph!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:13 pm

buckethead alien wrote:There are two Bass in the office refrigerator. I know they are there. They are calling to me. I can hear their gentle bubbling.

Let my people go!

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:20 pm

WE SHALL LIBERATE THEM!!
anyone who stands between us and fish liberation will be crushed mercilessly!

*the four women tear through the bar to save the fishies, knocking Buckethead on his ass. He stares after them in amazement, drooling on his pants all the while. the apocalyptic hurricane plucks the fish from the fridge and releases them into a tub of stream-temperature, ph balanced water. the four then return calmly to their drinks, looking casually at the structural damage the bar just sustained.*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:22 pm

careful of them eplaya cliques Regyna. They can be brutal.

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:27 pm

*collective innocent gasp*

brutal???

US?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:29 pm

Oh my god!

*BHA surveys scene of total devastation*

They just BLEW A HOLE through the fridge door, didn't bother to open it!

If this is any indication of what Seacmp has in store they are going to have to deploy the National Guard.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:31 pm

Does this mean I can't get a beverage?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:32 pm

Nah, they just took my two Bass.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:34 pm

I guess I'll just go work on my truck then.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:40 pm

Hoo-boy. This has been some day. I gotta go. Maybe I'll be back in later if the Four Hotties don't kill me first.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:49 pm

it's the, dormant at best, nature of the beast

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:21 pm

whatever man, if them fishy freaks don't want me, then they can't have me. that's the first rule!

so who wants a drink?

i'm having something warm...a hot toddy perhaps?

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:25 pm

oh, Regyna dear -

We DO want you.

And we WILL have you.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:26 pm

It's all good Regyna.

I'll get you that drink and we can sit in a booth alone together and revel in our rebellious outsider status.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:28 pm

oh stu-ey baby, i think i'm in love!

but in a little while, when we're done punishing them, might we consider tying them all up and...um...you know

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:29 pm

stuart wrote:It's all good Regyna.

I'll get you that drink and we can sit in a booth alone together and revel in our rebellious outsider status.

We'll have you, too, Stuey.

for DESSERT!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:34 pm

ok! who's ready for the avatar slideshow? cause regyna's ready for you, oh yes...a journey to the soul...are ya ready? r ya?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:46 pm

no thanks

the shades of gym class thing is lost on me

besides, I am no longer a woman. I am now smarmy guy.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:49 pm

dang it. alrighty then...where's my drink?!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:51 pm

hey, stuart, hate to break it to you, but you're an insider and everybody knows it.

mwah!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:00 pm

I know you are but what am I?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:03 pm

sorry I had to dash for a while... one of my reps came into the store, and I had to pretend like I was working...

how's everyone doing on drinks?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:03 pm

on with the show Regyna!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:04 pm

I'm dry as dirt

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:04 pm

oh, sorry, i thought that's what you meant by no gym class thing...the show is on!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:06 pm

stuart wrote: besides, I am no longer a woman. I am now smarmy guy.

Adj. 1. smarmy - unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech; "buttery praise"; "gave him a fulsome introduction"; "an oily sycophantic press agent"; "oleaginous hypocrisy"; "smarmy self-importance"; "the unctuous Uriah Heep"
Synonyms: buttery, fulsome, oleaginous, unctuous, oily
Related Words
adulatory, bland, blandishing, blarneying, buttery, cajoling, complimentary, courtierly, courtly, fair-spoken, fawning, fine-spoken, flattering, fulsome, glassy, glossy, gushing, honey-mouthed, honey-tongued, honeyed, insincere, insinuating, mealymouthed, obsequious, oily, oily-tongued, oleaginous, polished, slick, slimy, slobbery, smooth, smooth-spoken, smooth-tongued, soapy, soft-soaping, sycophantic, unctuous, wheedling

One of my mother's favorite words.