The Bar

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:34 pm

how about some more from Roger to go with that. I played the fuck out of this record as a kid..

Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let...fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

Third boxcar, midnight train
Destination...Bangor, Maine.
Old worn out clothes and shoes,
I don't pay no union dues,
I smoke old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

I know every engineer on every train
All of their children, and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked
When no one's around.

I sing,
Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let, fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:36 pm

don' mean a thing if it ain't got that bling.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:37 pm

BigCock wrote:don' mean a thing if it ain't got that bling.

you put a smile on my face BC.. some mad dog?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:42 pm

http://tsbolton.com/booth/bourbon.wav

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:43 pm

drink Z?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:49 pm

Sure I haven’t had mad dog in years,.. though it’s hard to drink without a fire to stare into,..

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:49 pm

helitack wrote:http://tsbolton.com/booth/bourbon.wav

Crap no audio on the system I am using right now. just an old radio in here. Just right for some Roger Miller.

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:54 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Sure I haven’t had mad dog in years,.. though it’s hard to drink without a fire to stare into,..

Mozy breaks up a chair and starts a fire...oh in the fire place...we have MD.... don't want to burn it down yet.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:00 pm

I don’t know I think in the hallow in the floor over there would have been good , I sort of remember drinking MD and drunkenly expounding on some theory while stumbling back and forth over the fire,... oh ah maybe that wasn’t such a great memory after all,... never mind the fireplace is a wonderful safety invention .

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:01 pm

have a god night Z.. heli i am going to hang out with bump and drink real booze and smooch on my sexy wife. good night.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:05 pm

Have a good night Mozy,.. I am about to light the last cigarette I have in the house so I need to get out of here too......

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:44 pm

hi, G'nite all. PDX decompression tomorrow nite. 10-12 bands, parade thru north Portland.. Gonna have a fresh canteen of Jagermeister..other recreational stuff...see some fire spinners, shake some dust out of BM wear

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:34 am

Mozy bonz wrote:
helitack wrote:Thinkin about buying a 40 RV. Seems like the way to get "chicks". A subscription to Trailer Life magazine and a Camping World credit card. I'll have a whiskey too.
40 ft RV..... I hear they get all the hot chicks. They just don't go for the 30 ft RV guys.

boyz! how many times do we have to tell you:

SIZE doesn't matter!!!!! it's how you use the damn thing...

say - where the fuck is ever'body...whatever - it's not the first time i've drunk alone in The Bar. hmmmm..... think i'll whip up some playa sunrises and see who shows up...

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:52 am

>Mozy scoops Tisha up in his arms<

Enjoying a playa sunrise with you would be great.

Sets her back down on the couch and covers her with the NEB kisses her on the fore head and slips out the back door.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:05 pm

As long as the door to this page is working,.. for now I might as well stop in and see if I can find a drink,..

Mozy bonz · Post by **Mozy bonz** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:18 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:31 pm

Xingo is good stuff thanks!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:33 pm

The damn page thing is screewing up again,..ARRRGGG I hate that!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:44 pm

well hey there are 10 guests on the board with me if any of them can find there way in, ( I doubt they can) I’d like to invite you yes you to join up and come on in here and say hello.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:48 pm

RobbiDobbs skips into the Bar, throws her arms around Z, and smooches him.
Hello

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:52 pm

* Z smooches back long and passionately while he caresses Robbi’s back*

Hell-oe it’s good to see you

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:58 pm

Yes friends ,It’s just that easy all you have to do is sign up and be welcomed with open arms, or not your preference is always respected !

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:08 pm

I guess we're all alone.
I'm gonna turn off the lanterns, but keep the x-mas lights on for mood lighting.
Nice fire.
So how've you been?
RobbiDobbs turns on the hot tub. It burbles in the background.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:10 pm

Mmmmmmm

So is there anything new in the world of Robbidobbs?

I got nothing much going on, I have a beading project I started working on , I’ve go no idea if it will become anything but it’s good tedium meditation therapy.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:13 pm

My arms feel so empty without you my dear Robbi

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:14 pm

I'm stuck at home with a sore hand. The car I bought yesterday needs a new starter, so I'm car-free for 3 days and can't even ride a bike with this wrist.
Generally I'm a little down, but it's good to see you.

Beading huh. Very therapeutic.
I'm cooking. Got vegetables & tofu with rice on the stove and clam chowder in the crockpot.

RobbiDobbs strips and climbs in to the hottub.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:20 pm

I’ve been a little down too, I’m usually not seasonally effected but this cold dark fall has helped to kind of puff up the underlying blaws

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:24 pm

*Zule also takes his cloths off and joins Robbi, in the hot tub*

Damn I should have asled if you wanted any thing before I got in,... You want something ,.. from the bar I mean?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:26 pm

I still have vivid memories of being permanently cold last year, developed frostbite on my toes. I don't heat the place, just my bedroom.
Which is why I'm in this here hottub.

I could really use a beer or warm drink.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:31 pm

* Zule gets out of the tub and runs dripping wet towards the bar, he slips and slides on his butt and slams into the bar,... *

I’m ok,...

* he grabs a beer out of the cooler , and opens it and returns to the tub much more carefully this time*

Here you go