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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:30 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:
***Diamonds and Rubies*** wrote:keep talking mozy........you're on a roll now
On a roll? a kaiser roll, maybe? Hey! That's my cheesburger!
BTW, Jewel, I got a pomegranate yesterday and I'm just perverse enough to . . . (will report the outcome).
I'm interested to know. Gotta buy one of those meself.........

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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:32 pm

Pomegranite...a really good safe word.

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:38 pm

Actually Sput, we were speaking about the # of seeds in a pomegranate. I say 613. Bin was just kind enough to count. Safe word? What do you mean by that :shock:

Hey Pinemom...oh forget it, you're right about the tits.

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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:44 pm

Perversity...pomegranate...sort of goes together.

Anyway, I would hazard a guess that there are a variable number of seeds, but 613 seems like a reasonable number.

Maybe it's time for a Pom Cosmo.

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:48 pm

Jewel*** wrote:Safe word? What do you mean by that :shock:
it means, come to illinois when your domestic situation is finalized.

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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:53 pm

Detroit would be fine too. Santarchy is in 1 month.

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:55 pm

how about a pom margarita instead........had a great one in Virginia with Bin.

I don't know Sput, I heard 613 is the # of seeds......always. Gotta stop at a supermarket.

Joel, Joel, Joel. what else can I say but............. Joel.

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:57 pm

sputnik wrote:Detroit would be fine too. Santarchy is in 1 month.
Could I dress up as a Maccabee or a potato latka instead?

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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:01 pm

Jewel*** wrote:how about a pom margarita instead........had a great one in Virginia with Bin.

I don't know Sput, I heard 613 is the # of seeds......always. Gotta stop at a supermarket.

Joel, Joel, Joel. what else can I say but............. Joel.
you saying Joel repeatedly is exactly what i want!

um... where do i send the airline ticket?

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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:03 pm

Jewel*** wrote:
sputnik wrote:Detroit would be fine too. Santarchy is in 1 month.
Could I dress up as a Maccabee or a potato latka instead?
You could. Do you know that the Maccabees building is just down the street from my office? Interesting group.

Pom margarita coming up

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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:07 pm

Jewel*** wrote:I don't know Sput, I heard 613 is the # of seeds......always. Gotta stop at a supermarket.
No need to stop. Someone else has already done the work

http://www.aquaphoenix.com/misc/pomegranate/

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Post by SED » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:07 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:Mozy pours a round at the base of her neck the whisky rolls down between her Brest as he chases the whiskeys progress with his tong...

Between what?
It ain't the hanging, it's the drop.

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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:21 pm

SED wrote: Between what?
That's the Croation spelling I think.

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Post by helitack » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:00 pm

One Thousand One Hundred Fucking Goddam Dollars it's going to cost me to have my truck towed to fucking Pahrump. That's not including whatever's wrong with it. Now I really need a fucking drink. Fuck. And I am out of the pain meds the Doc gave me. Shit.
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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:24 pm

Hi all just got the internet here in the desert back up and running. whew! not that I really missed it I had a bunch of other shit to do that kept me mostly busy... Just got it up and shit, now I got to run to LA tomorrow for a shoot. It is the Prime Minister of Isreal... Looking forward sounds like fun. I will be back tomorrow night to sleep at home. Had the boys over all this week end, got a lot done but mostly drank, shot guns and played golf....




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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:30 pm

I thought you were able to fix that piece-o-crap, Heli... :)

That sucks.... so does missing the belly shots ... 8)

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:46 pm

Beer time sounds good.... I'm buying... Who's drinking?




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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:48 pm

I'm drinking. How about this:

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:11 pm

hey Zuley and Sput, up for some crazy drinking games? don't know any, but i'm willing to play.

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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:13 pm

Crazy drinking games....well don't they mostly involve watching someone talk and drinking everytime they say a certain word?

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Post by Zulegoona » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:14 pm

I don’t know any either Jewel but I’d be more than happy to play with you while you drink,...

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Post by helitack » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:14 pm

Quarters.
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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:23 pm

if that's the one where you bounce quarters into a glass or something...well, i really suck at it so sure, let's play. i could definitely benefit a little drinking tonight.

Zule sweetheart, are you horny or something?

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:23 pm

Naw, 3 word game......
Miss making sense, and you drink and take off an article of clothing!

OK, I'll start....

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:25 pm

a shitty husband.......

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:30 pm

Jewel*** wrote:a shitty husband.......
That doesn't make sense... take a drink, and pull somethin off.
Does he shit all the time? is he covered in it... OK, try again... 8)
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Post by Mozy bonz » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:31 pm

“Are you horny or somethingâ€

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Post by Zulegoona » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:31 pm

Fun as it could be to hang out , I need to head out for awhile, later kids,...

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Post by sputnik » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:34 pm

who fucked his

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:37 pm

new girl friend....







Night Z....
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