The person below me

[maryanimal]

This is true!

tpbm has a beautiful veggie garden!

[Simon of the Playa]

i may or may not have a masters in botany with a double major in genetic biology and accounting.

i also like carrots.

tpbm should know better than to doubt me, for not only am i a DJ engineer i am a sound Jockey as well. I also can tap dance better than Sammy Davis Jr. and am trained in the art of High speed mumbly-peg.

[jella]

Doubt you Simon, never..I am curious as to this mumbly -peg though.

TPBM thinks they can still do a sumersault on a trampoline

[H.G.Crosby]

i dont think, i know.


tpbm once thought about purchasing a trapeze.

[Elorrum]

Only if it came with the net. I wanted the playroom from Bringing Up Baby no it wasn't bringing up baby... It was one where Hepburn met Grant on a cruise? and they got engaged? (edit to fix: Holiday) I wondered what kind of rich it was to have a trapeze in a kid's room, in a New York townhouse.

tpbm wonders if they can get back their balance, and trivia memory.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm on the downhill slide, alas...
TPBM will give me a boost up.

[Sail Man]

You don't need a boost Baby, you need a tether lol

tpbm has tried sky diving

[theCryptofishist]

Nope. and I think the window of opportunity on this has closed for me.
TPBM has a scuba license.

[Sail Man]

Yes, but I haven't dove in awhile.

tpbm does not know how to swim

[jella]

True, strangely enough I got an A in PE swimming :/ (I was the official speedo.. err lap counter)

TPBM remembers swim meets in HS fondly

[theCryptofishist]

I remember nothing about high school fondly...
TPBM remembers June of 2002 fondly.

[AntiM]

Um, probably, as much as my fuzzy mind can. That was my first regional, so I'm guessing yes, I was having a good time.

TPBM keeps detailed journals of their life in lieu of a good memory.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No journals, and my memory is poor for anything that happened in the last 30 years. It's all a big blur.

TPBM has to shop for a big weekend!

[theCryptofishist]

If by "shop for a busy weekend" you mean "go to an antiques fair(*cough*e) for your birthday" then yes, I do.
TPBM has to shop for a monster party on Wednesday.

[theCryptofishist]

No. No monster party for Independence Day. It's kinda ...
TPBM has just realized that "tpbm" makes a perfect search term for this thread...

[H.G.Crosby]

no, but i did realize that the First H.G.Crosby and I shall be forever inexorably linked because of the miracle of the interwebs.

tpbm is going to google H.G.Crosby but i did it for them instead

[catinthefunnyhat]

I already did that the first time I saw you on these boards, Mr. C. I figured you must have a namesake. Turns out, you have one with a most interesting life indeed!

TPBM thinks people who post their goodnights and then keep on posting are a little creepy.

[theCryptofishist]

No. But then I've done too much of deciding that I must go to bed at the end of the chapter and then reading ahead in the book towards the end because I can't read another chapter.
TPBM used to do that with textbooks.

[Elorrum]

It was a linear slog most of the time. I saw an interesting documentary on Paris in the 20's.... oh you H.G., wow, what kind of naughty was that?
tpbm thinks summer smells include JB weld and goop.

[TomServo]

Those aren't the first smells that come to mind...I think of BBQ and chlorine...and alkalai

TPBM is really sick of Kool Aid

[theCryptofishist]

Indeed. Don't tell Simon, I suppose.
TPBM is sick of young, cute. hetero couples making out on the street. (Get off my lawn and get a room!)

[maryanimal]

Not being a prude, I do believe there is a time and place for everything, unless you're a voyeur, or an exhibitionist.

tpbm is thinking about a PB&J sammie with a cold glass of milk.

[C187]

Well now I am.

TPBM is also thinking the same.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I'm thinking about coffee and pumpkin waffles and the implosion of my birthday.
TPbm is thinking about caps lock.

[C187]

Not at this moment, no.

TPBM has always wondered why they did that thing.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm all about the how.
TPBM has been to Antarctica. (The other one...)

[Box Burner]

Seems like a long ways to go to get some ice. I am sure however, that with the right advertising, there is a market for it in the default. It will, as you know, enhance the coldness for your favorite cola.

TPBM thinks that truth in advertising would put some big name products/services out of business.

[Elorrum]

*pouring a nice refreshing glass of "After a whole lot, the mice die" cola beverage.* We can't handle the truth.

tpbm is hoping this week goes by gently, but is pretty sure it won't.

[TomServo]

So far so good..*knock on wood*

TPBM recently re discovered themselves.

[C187]

Half a tree fell on top of my house just hours after power was finally restored. Yeah, I'm sure it wont.
On the upside I still have power.

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edit since TomServo beat me: No not really.
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TPBM remembers those novelty bath-time ducks. No not those ducks, those ducks.