The person below me

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:55 am

Oh yeah, hold the coconuts.... to AVOID nasty splinters

Better to save them told the limes

TPBM can't name the song I'm thinking of!

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:22 am

Hmmm... not sure, but I've got a good hunch that it's "Coconut" by Harry Nilsson, since I now seem to have that that tune in my head.

Or was it Kermit the frog...

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Looks kinda like what I envision for my camp this year.

TPBM has had a lime in their coconut

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:32 am

Certainly, I was going to say what it cures...

But I wasn't sure about the moderator!

TPBM is wishing for a windy day I think?

Cindy

Well back to the salt mines, I'll have my mind on grass all day now

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:34 am

Why yes I am.
Last year I was walking behind an attractive man in a sarong when the wind picked up.
Lovely views on the playa.

TPBM enjoys dust storms.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:06 pm

Actually in an strange sort of way I do. You can really have some fun being lost in the dust abyss with random people. In fact, what's funny is that I'm in the middle of a dust storm right now!

TPBM ate too much Easter candy!

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:46 pm

I skipped the sweets this year, too many rumors of Chinese tainted sweets spoiled it for me.

TPBM needs to keep tall weeds from popping up in the grass

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:53 pm

I have no problem keeping the grass outta my weed today.

TPBM is wondering how a monkey morphed into a mule today.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:06 pm

YEAH!!! What's up with that?

Funky monkey. Donkey-bonkey. Mule fuel.

TPBM likes to think of strange rhymes.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:12 pm

Weeds? Oh no, I don't have any weeds in my grass! It's premium grade and I use only the best fertilizers! Now gophers on the other hand... those chubby bastards pop in and out of the lawn whenever they please. Always looking for another hole to dive in...

*Begin Edit* Damn Monkey and Mule posting too quick! I'm too slow for these animals.

*End edit*

TPBM has already started buying stuff to haul out to the playa this year.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:15 pm

I'm always keeping an eye out for fun stuff.

TPBM wishes they could wear playa wear all year...or does.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:38 pm

No, I can live in my other costumes.

The person below me, knows exactly how to move underneath me and it feels so gooooooooooooooooooooood.

Wait, wrong below me.

The person below me has fantasies about a mermaid.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:39 pm

Oooh.....

Can I move under you?

I've been dreaming of you getting that mermaid tail. How cool would that be?

TPBM didn't wish for a pony when they were a little girl. They wanted a mule.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:42 pm

Never wanted a pony or a mule as a kid.

As an adult though...you are kinda cute.

TPBM dreams in color.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:45 pm

theCryptofishist wrote: The person below me has fantasies about a mermaid.

Inserts something that just scared the crap outta me. NO ONE on ePlaya knows this except ONE. One of my personas on myspace is a lady mermaid under the sea. Purely paranoia working here now. Dammit!

*swims outta the room*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:49 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:TPBM dreams in color.

Doesn't everyone?

TPBM has frequent dreams of flying.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:56 pm

Often.

TPBM sky dives.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:40 am

only in dreams, and without a parachute

TPBM hasn't had any bacon yet this week

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:20 pm

True, but I smelled some (but that doesn't count, does it?)

TPBM doesn't know where exactly bacon comes from, but still eats it.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:17 pm

I do know where bacon comes from. The supermarket, silly penguin!

Actually, it comes from the sides, belly or back of a pig.

TPBM eats bacon 3-4 times a week.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:30 pm

Are you kidding me?!? I've seen the inside of too many cardiac catheritization labs for me to lay down on that table any sooner then I have to

TPBM knows all to well what I'm talking about

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:53 pm

Yeap, I know what you're talking about! That's why I avoid bacon! I just prefer lots of exercise and clean living... okay just excerise, clean living can be boring.

TPBM gets his exercise hunting virgins

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:01 pm

True! And those virgins are gonna get theirs as well this year!

TPBM didn't get enough sleep last night

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:06 pm

Oh yeah, but try no sleep at all, unless you count sleeping in the car!

Those robes in the hospital are designed that way on purpose, easier for probing things!

TPBM has some fascination with wardrobe malfunctions.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:34 pm

Just because I rewound the tivo of Janet and Justin's unfortunate "mishap" during the Superbowl, and then googled the youtube video afterward doesn't make it a fascination.

TPBM is dreaming of a warm blustery day

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:50 pm

I'm already having a warm blustery day, but YEAH I am
dreaming about being on the playa on a warm blustery day sunning my bobbies. Hell yeah. Amen.

TPBM likes being barefoot.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:50 pm

Ye Matey, I am, I am. What better way to spend a summer then a nice sail........

TPBM knows what 2 hands on the tiller feels like in a good blow

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:53 pm

Sail Man wrote:Ye Matey, I am, I am. What better way to spend a summer then a nice sail........

TPBM knows what 2 hands on the tiller feels like in a good blow

No cutsies, Mister! I was first. Heh.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:54 pm

ohhhh, a tie. what happens then?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:02 pm

Sail Man wrote:ohhhh, a tie. what happens then?

Simple. I tie you up, you shut up, and someone answers my TPBM.
I was first. I'm on top of you. Err, my post is on top of you.
Err, my post is on top of your post, so I win.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:16 pm

Ooo, Ooo, I can solve this!

I love being barefoot while having two hands on the tiller in a good blow!

TPBM will respond in less than five minutes after I post