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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:56 am

that's nice.






i resolve to not let other peoples mundane drivel piss me off so much.
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Post by FIGJAM » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:33 am

But other drivel will still qualify, right? :lol:
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Post by Sic Pup » Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:01 am

We didn't find your sweater/camera/phone/vest/hat/belly lint/one-night-stand if that's all you want here go away. Thank you.


Oh

and just FUCKING once I want to watch a BM video that involves real looking burners doing real stuff and not lip-syncing when they do it.
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Post by Savannah » Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:04 am

I found your sweater/camera/phone/vest/hat/belly lint/one-night-stand and it begged "Hide me! Take me home!"
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Post by tamarakay » Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:37 am

Savannah wrote:I found your sweater/camera/phone/vest/hat/belly lint/one-night-stand and it begged "Hide me! Take me home!"
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:52 am

Sic Pup wrote:We didn't find your sweater/camera/phone/vest/hat/belly lint/one-night-stand if that's all you want here go away. Thank you.


Oh

and just FUCKING once I want to watch a BM video that involves real looking burners doing real stuff and not lip-syncing when they do it.
Burningman, it's like a Milli Vanilli Sing-a-Long...
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Post by AntiM » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:06 am

Don't be Silli.

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Post by Lonesomebri » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:10 am

look, I found all your shit but I'm gonna need just alittle postage money to get it back to you.

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Post by Savannah » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:12 am

Lonesomebri wrote:look, I found all your shit but I'm gonna need just alittle postage money to get it back to you.
I'm-a need some poledancing videos to get 'em back to you.

Don't ask how that works; it just does.
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Post by forty_eight » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:47 am

^ is that like a very elaborate TOGFTO type of thing, lol

can't help but think the warm evenings lead to a lot of that missing fur

a lot of fur gone missing 2013

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:28 pm

What did the poor rabbit ever do to deserve that?
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Post by forty_eight » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:04 pm

I furget

badump bump :P

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Post by Savannah » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:49 pm

I <3 you too, Tamarakay!1!!!one! :D
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Post by goathead » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:06 am

The Playa proves this.

and its really fucking muddy when it rains.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:11 pm

you missed "it", toots.
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Post by Elorrum » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:02 pm

ethos embracing? That's greeters. Don't try that shit with gate.
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Post by SaritaSyrah » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:17 pm

The man led him/her to a sleeping girl by the trash fence.


I just cant.
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Post by GreyCoyote » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:32 pm

SaritaSyrah wrote:The man led him/her to a sleeping girl by the trash fence.


I just cant.
You are just jealous because The Voice only talks to him. :mrgreen:
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:39 pm

[media]
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Post by shroom » Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:50 pm

lol!!!
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:25 pm

SaritaSyrah wrote:The man led him/her to a sleeping girl by the trash fence.


I just cant.
Hahahahahahahahaha
I can just picture the unseen camp mate that whispered the message, rolling on the floor laughing as he reads the story.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:27 pm

jkisha wrote:
SaritaSyrah wrote:The man led him/her to a sleeping girl by the trash fence.


I just cant.
Hahahahahahahahaha
I can just picture the unseen camp mate that whispered the message, rolling on the floor laughing as he reads the story.
It was another tldr for me.
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Post by tamarakay » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:08 pm

I am a nice person, I am a nice person, I am a nice person.
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Post by MikeGyver » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:18 pm

tamarakay wrote:I am a nice person, I am a nice person, I am a nice person.
Nice people can yell at idiots too!
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Post by Savannah » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:38 pm

:lol:
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Post by BBadger » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:23 am

It's not about being mean... it's about correcting peoples' expectations about the world.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:23 pm

Seriously? Making out with someone and you lost your passport? Maybe you're too young to drive, if you can't deal with the distractions...
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Post by BBadger » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:44 am

It totally puzzles me why people have their passports anywhere but their cars or stowed away in a hidden location back in camp. This is not China in the 1980s where maybe someone would steal your passport to escape the country, and you need to have it stowed in some hidden pocket in your underwear (so only someone making out with you can steal it). Are these people using it as proof of age for drinking or something? That's idiotic. They can use other forms of ID too! Not that vital national identification that takes months to replace.
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Post by Asquared » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:11 am

ya, i fell for the boob-grabbin "art piece" too.


not.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:12 am

That smelled sketchy in 290 directions...
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