Fuck!

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 6:33 pm

fuck my legs hurt

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 3:36 pm

Hey fucks, Alice got FUCKING MARRIED to some FUCK!! but don't let that FUCKING stop ya'll FUCKS from FUCKING with her though! FUCK THAT!!!

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 5:01 pm

Hey RobbiDobbs...

I'm just a lowly burner with no connections to the Borg, but I just want you to know that in my three burn experience, 2003 stands far above the rest in respect to "potti-land." Thank you for your efforts! They do not go unappreciated. In fact, I want you to visualize receiving 30,000+ pats on the back (or wherever you prefer) from those of us whose voices you might not hear directly...you rock!

Oh yeah, and
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 5:26 pm

Hey fucks, Alice got FUCKING MARRIED to some FUCK!!

I personally am not FUCKING with alice - I'm complaining about all the fucking vanity threads spawned all over the fucking place. It's fucking irritating and IMO is fucking disrespectful to the fact that this fucking bbs is for a larger fucking community than just alice and those who would like to fuck her.

One would assume her marriage to the fucking fuck is her fucking choice and not some fucking funeral - everyone's fucking tone about it is completely fucking mystifying to me... but it wouldn't all fucking piss me the fuck off if it were'nt clogging up the rest of the fucking board all the time.

So yeah, I'll make fucking comments about it whenever the fuck I feel like it until it's less of a fucking problem, I get fucking bored with it or I decide I'm through with this fucking board entirely.

All this fucking "Oh the newbies will be driven away by the negativity" when in my view they're just as likely to be driven away by all the fucking CRAP!

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 5:41 pm

Lydia... I so want to fuck you.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sun Oct 19, 2003 5:44 pm

rodent wrote:Lydia... I so want to fuck you.

Me too.

I hate being a fucking me too guy.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:43 am

Hey guys, you've really fucking made my week.

Badger: if you're ever coming thru southern Oregon, please, pleASE, PLEASE look me up. I can still use some Ranger-lovin', and there is some serious slack out here that I'd like to show you.

A few items to address from Chai Guy and others who've patted me on the back: Thank you. I love you. We'll have sex later. Your happiness means more to me than anything else at the Event. (oop, my eyes are fucking leaking)

BTW:
1) I WISH I had a fucking bullhorn, but it was just my big mouth. And I'm glad that you got to hear me spew. Also, I'm not a fucking Greeter, I'm a Gate Supervisor. I wear black. I'm on the other end of the smoking gun. So don't FUCK with the Gate! (and other rantings,chest beatings etc...) No there isn't a shtick, just one fanatic, a big mouth, a lot of energy, and a modicum of intelligence.
2) I am feeling much better now that my FUCKING living situation is settling down. It's fucking STRESSFULL when you don't know how to pay for rent, hunt down a couch to surf on for a while, and have to fucking CAMP at a friend's place. Also the self-medication of frop works wonders in finding SLACK in this fucked up economy.

So I'm pretty much done with tooting my own horn, and my fucking stress level is subsiding, and now I need some fucking protein.

Stay regular, campers!

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:26 am

oh, i'm going to be a virgin next year... can i be defiled?

(edited for spelling)

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:41 am

opening up a Pandora's Box of sorts, tzimisce1313 wrote:oh, i'm going to be a virgin next year... can i be defiled?:wink:

Since you're willing to request it, I can almost guarantee the answer.

tzimisce1313 · Post by **tzimisce1313** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:22 am

oh, well, then i gues i have a lot to look forward to...heh

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:15 pm

Blenderhead wrote:With Alice off on her wedding trip, who the fuck is going to fill the fucking boards with post-after-post-after-post of... stuff? Who the FUCK is going to spin off thread-after-thead-after-thread of... stuff?

YOU! you made that fuckhead, Time Jack Ass 8 R Threads - you wished this on us! Fucker!

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:36 pm

PetsUntilEaten wrote:
Blenderhead wrote:With Alice off on her wedding trip, who the fuck is going to fill the fucking boards with post-after-post-after-post of... stuff? Who the FUCK is going to spin off thread-after-thead-after-thread of... stuff?
YOU! you made that fuckhead, Time Jack Ass 8 R Threads - you wished this on us! Fucker!

Yup, I guess I'll have to take the hit on that clusterfuck of a post. Fuck me into next week with a spiked bat.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:40 pm

Blenderhead wrote: Yup, I guess I'll have to take the hit on that clusterfuck of a post. Fuck me into next week with a spiked bat.

FUUUUK!!!! can I fucking watch that?

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:01 pm

tzimisce1313 wrote:oh, i'm going to be a virgin next year... can i be defiled?

If the greeter crew is going by the book, you have to request defilement, etc.

Ask and you shall receive. Ask again and you'll get more.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:38 pm

Raheer wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: So, here my alter-ego will step in. (She will be the virgin we all defile next year.... he he he he he he he he..)
Can I be the first to defile her?

Raheer

I suppose i should run it by her. We could have a group defiling.
Maybe you should propose your favorite method. After all, there will be a line forming, i'm quite sure.
Maybe that can be my theme camp.
he he he
(fine! i admit it! i am satan!)

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 4:50 pm

Lord god jesus fuck me fuck me hooba hooba.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:02 pm

WARNING: ONE FUCKED UP PICTURE http://www.circus.com/~rodent/img/daddy.jpg

you've been warned.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:06 pm

If this rain doesnt stop soon i am going to need a boat to get across my basement!

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:51 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Lord god jesus fuck me fuck me hooba hooba.

Well, maybe, but I'll have to check with my SO, and you might want to ask William. Also, I should run it past my dad - when he gets upset, bad things happen

Iago · Post by **Iago** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 7:56 pm

If I Fucking post, therefore I Fucking am... What the Fuck, Over...

Oh ya, I wanted to say Fuck'n A Dude also..

Or "Fuck You and the Art Car you rode in on too...

(at this rate I might make a 100 post by the next Burn)

I only come on here once in a while so I can tell Lydia, I LOVE YOU!

(got to let it out somewhere?)

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:47 am

Can I be next on the defiling queue? I don't think I'm a virgin anymore, but I can pretend. Tee hee!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:20 am

queue to be defiled?
or defile? we all need both.
myself no virgin.

vet'rans get the choice.
damn, it's hard not to respond
in haiku form now

first the haiku thread
now my whole office is in
i am surely doomed.

alice · Post by **alice** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:50 am

fuck aol, time warner, ted turner, his bitch of a wife (that oscar's mine you fuckin twat), the fbi, the cia, that asshole in the whitehouse, and nambla.

in fact , the only org i'm feeling good about right now is the nra.

Hoopes · Post by **Hoopes** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:44 pm

Jane Eric wrote:Nobody appreciates my foul mouth outside of the e-playa.

Sho' we do!

Talking on the Moon
http://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/

Hoopes · Post by **Hoopes** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:45 pm

Jane Eric wrote:Nobody appreciates my foul mouth outside of the e-playa.

Sho' we do!

Talking on the Moon
http://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:40 pm

fuckin a, is there anyone out there who doesn't like masturbation?

How about masturbation with a friend?

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:56 pm

abeerinthemorning wrote:fuckin a, is there anyone out there who doesn't like masturbation?

How about masturbation with a friend?

are you asking for my opinion or for a date?

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:05 am

FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!

(just needed to get that out of my system... I'm better now)

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:07 am

GREATEST FUCKING COSTUME EVER!!!

http://www.circus.com/~rodent/img/priest.jpg

Kinetic II · Post by **Kinetic II** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:49 am

rodent wrote:GREATEST FUCKING COSTUME EVER!!!

http://www.circus.com/~rodent/img/priest.jpg

I happen to like the woman with that riding crop in her fucking hand better.

Fuck!

Feeling much better now

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Defile me please

fuck the fucking fuckers

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