The person below me

[TomServo]

No, I believe in Cthulhu

TPBM is tired of waiting.

[maryanimal]

I am SO tired of waiting!

tpbm hitchhiked around town as a youngster.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I was a good girl. It's kinda disgusting, because in some ways I still am. Never did me much good.
TPBM used to explore the culverted streams in her/his hometown.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I'm too drunk to keep up with this thread. This is my third attempt to post a response, after the other two were bumped.
Never explored the culverted streams. Not that we really had any... my hometown was pretty rural, and the streams were all open.

TPBM sometimes still misses their childhood dog.

[maryanimal]

Yes I did! I love to find salamanders!

And in answer to cats question, yes I do miss all my childhood dogs.

tpbm has a funny hayride story.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope. I think I went on a hayride or two, but they weren't memorable or funny.
What's funny is what happens as I try to type. FUCK.

Anyways...
TPBM has a wicked hot chocolate recipe.

[FIGJAM]

Use cream instead of milk!!!

TPBM knows Mike.

[theCryptofishist]

Mike who?
TPBM is about to make a joke involving Mr. Hunt...

[catinthefunnyhat]

Fishy, I think you pre-empted it.

TPBM prefers flower-based euphemisms.

[OregonRed]

What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.

TPBM is trying to look busy.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm invisible.
TPBM is nicely camouflaged.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Speckled, actually.

TPBM is shining like the sun.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I have trouble with turning hydrogen into helium part...
TPBM loves the noble gasses.

[pinemom]

True, but not the stinky ones!
tpbm is procrastinating on Sat. List

[lucky420]

Well kind of I have my house listed for sale and have 2 showings this afternoon. So I'm waiting until after that to drag out the sewing maching.

TPBM feels faux fur is over rated but where the hell else do they get to wear it.

[OregonRed]

I adore faux fur! Especially the super-soft, touchy-feely stuff!

TPBM finds touchy-feely uncomfortable.

[Simon of the Playa]

i never touch the stuff.

dont hate me because im a misanthrope.


tpbm thinks thats some kind of werewolf.

[Eric]

Depends on who's doing the touchy-feeling



tpbm has said "fukkit" to work today & is going to go get drunk to the sounds of 60's soul...

[OregonRed]

I don't really "work" in the traditional sense. But I do have a gig later today.

TPBM is ready to leap.

[theCryptofishist]

Were you deliberately trying to get me to answer that, because it's a little creepy how I almost always come in on a foot or leg type post...
TPBM likes coming in on the inadvertently double entandre posts.

[Eric]

I prefer coming on... oh, nevermind.


TPBM still thinks kittens batting at water-droplets is adorable.

[theCryptofishist]

Kittens are adorable. I try not to think of it. I don't think I can have cats in my current situation...
TPBM loves parrots.

[Sail Man]

Only if the parrots are carrying little kitties away to the nest. Squawk!

tpbm also saw a book once in the SF airport gift shop titled "100 Uses for Dead Cats"

[Elorrum]

I remember that book, though I didn't see it at the SF airport.
perhaps one use had a TSA element?

tpbm is happy that coffee was discovered.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh dear. Happy doesn't begin to describe it. Life would be inconcivable without it.
TPBM is wonder what role coffee played in my conception.

[C187]

TPBM now has the image of Arnold Schwarzenegger making that face during Fishies conception.

[maryanimal]

No, but it sure isn't a very flattering picture of Ahnold.

tpbm knows how and where they were concieved.

[theCryptofishist]

I am acquainted with the whole sperm meets egg scenario, yes.
TPBM Is still wondering about storks.

[Elorrum]

I wonder how comfortable a wagon wheel nest might actually be.
tpbm has a nagging wonder about the connection between coffee and Fishie's conception.

[catinthefunnyhat]

A lot of first dates happen over coffee, don't they?

TPBM wonders why Elorrum's so interested in FIshy's conception.