The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

What you call "pike" I call "Cousin Pike".
TPBM just went off into a Game of Thrones Fugue State.

[Sail Man]

Hmmmm, is that by Beethoven?

tpbm also played the shit out of John Phillip Sousa when he (or she) was a much younger lad (or lass)

[theCryptofishist]

Never learned to play an instrument. That's why I have to burn off all my energy in wordplay.
TPBM is named after a composer or musician.

[Sail Man]

Nope, a saint (Christopher) just like my younger brothers Nick and Pat............not that we were ever worthy

tpbm has kissed the Blarney Stone

[OregonRed]

Sadly, no. But I have kissed a guy named Barney Stone.

TPBM needs a drink.

[Eric]

Only if it's coconut water


tpbm is still in recovery from the weekends debauchery

[FlyingMonkey]

What.......the weekend is over?

TPBM is franticly searching online for the perfect Playa hat.

[maryanimal]

Thank goodness no! I have my camp set up plans firmed up!

tpbm would like to be firmed up.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I would. I haven't been to the gym in over a month, on account of The Cough That Won't Die, and it's sad to see all the muscles I had built over the past year wasting away...

TPBM is going to sleep in freshly-washed sheets tonight.

[Sail Man]

Well, freshly washed a month ago, and I'm post Lakes of Fire now so I suspect they're rather skanky lol

tpbm showers before bed and not after, like me

[maryanimal]

I shower when I wake up and if it I go to the gym, or it's hot outside (you get the picture), I'll shower in the evening.

tpbm took a nice evening walk tonight..

[theCryptofishist]

No. NOt even last night. And what have I said about "walking"?
TPBM is doing the happy dance because of placement announcements.

[lazerfox]

no happy dance...we did apply but I am not keeping a close eye.

TPBM is drinking an afternoon beer snack

[theCryptofishist]

No. Not even drinking an afternoon Beer Nuts snack...
TPBM is drinking an afternoon snark.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope. I'm drinking a club soda. There was enough snark going on this morning to keep me sated all day.
TPBM has to go shopping for a swimsuit.

[Foxfur]

No but I might have a PBR when I lube up my rear end this afternoon

TPBM is a big fan of schadenfreude.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I wouldn't say I'm a big fan of it. I feel it like everyone else. But my overwhelming inclination to feel guilty all the time prevents me from thoroughly enjoying it.
TPBM thoroughly enjoyed a guilty pleasure on YouTube this afternoon.

[knowmad]

sorta


thpbm has a summer song they play in the car!

[lazerfox]

Indeed I do...but this new version is better

[youtube][/youtube]

TPBM ♥'s parodies better

[catinthefunnyhat]

Aw... my heart leaped a bit at the end when he offered me a cookie.
I love love love love love x1000 Sesame Street/Muppet versions of pop songs. Do they not count as parodies? Well, I like (other) parodies, too.

TPBM has a birthday that falls between now and the day the man burns.

[theCryptofishist]

Nope. Unless I'm getting a third one this year...
TPbM thinks this is a useless and annoying thread.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Not at all. Not that would stop me from enjoying it.
TPBM thinks Fishy is very erudite for someone who had their second birthday in 2012.

[knowmad]

Not knowing word.
Potato.
TPBM use the word cyanocobalamin in a thesis sentence.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Uh, yeah, now it's my turn to face an unknown word.
*Runs off to see Dr. Google about it. Falls into a Wikipedia rabbit hole.*
...
*Emerges from rabbit hole slightly dirty and rather confused. Nerd glasses are still on, but they're a little bent.*
Huh. Thanks to knowmad, I've learned some new words, like viatmer. I think the relationship between vitamers and vitamins parallels that between allophones and phonemes in linguistics, so that's cool. Using cyanocobalalalala... in my thesis is going to be tricky, though. Maybe I'll sneak it into the final copy after I've passed the defense and revisions.

TPBM is going to drink some cheap wine tonight in honour of his/her new friend, "Dr. Plonk".

[knowmad]

mmm. nope. I have nothing to do with plonking. Planking yeah!


the pbm has an Olympic sport they nerd out on.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I'm gonna say no, because I can't think of one right now, and I'm not generally a sports fan. As soon as I hit "submit," I'll remember that there totally is one, and that I'd forgotten about it because... well, four years is a lot longer than my attention span. But no, I don't really think there is.

TPBM nerds out on a Commonwealth Games sport which has not made the Olympic cut.

[theCryptofishist]

I hate sports. They are so annoying, and I really don't like all that rah, rah stuff that the Olympics embody.
TPBM was as shocked as I was to see that Cat didn't remember Canada's national obsession: curling...

[knowmad]

I thought their national obsession was beer and Ice fishing.
the PBM thinks it was rude to reply to fishy about ice fishing. at least i didn't bring up ice skating.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nah, Fishy can take it.Besides, you didn't bring up ice skating. Not even a little bit.

TPBM, you probably curl something. Ribbons, eyelashes, other people's toes?

[knowmad]

got some moonshine here that'll put a curl in yer tail, and an oink in yer grunt. Seuweeee!
TPBM why are the jaded burners so stressy? should I drink more to deal with them or placate them with booze? I'm a bit conflicted.