The person below me

[catinthefunnyhat]

Give them your booze, then inhale some flowers and go for a walk in the moonlight. By the time you get back, nothing'll be able to harsh your mellow.... and they'll be passed out on moonshine, oinking and curling their toes in their sleep

TPBM is curling up under a warm blankie tonight.

[knowmad]

yeah. I can only be face down on the lawn so many nights in a row.
TPBM takes themselves alot less seriously after meeting some of us fuckos.

[Foxfur]

Radical self sufficiency demands that you drink first.

TPBM forgot something.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Probably. Having forgotten it, though, I am unaware of what it is.
TPBM is learning to appreciate a new genre of music.

[knowmad]

Mashup kills! http://interteneremedia.typepad.com/FAT ... SHAGGY.mp3

pbm is drinking advice to be taken in the sober manner or schnozeld?

[catinthefunnyhat]

Damn; I have to listen later, because someone is sleeping in the next room.
I think drinking advice is best either left alone or followed with reckless abandon.
TPBM is putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5.

[theCryptofishist]

It's the whole counting on the toes thing...
TPBM is just rolling his/her eyes, because that was unprovoked.

[catinthefunnyhat]

It was unprovoked, but I neither rolled my terrible eyes nor gnashed my terrible teeth. I have to save those things for when they're really needed.
TPBM thinks noshing would be a use of his/her teeth right about now.

[knowmad]

nom nom nom! what's that you say nom nom nom
PBM Where is this?

[theCryptofishist]

Damn right, and stale crackers just aren't cutting it.
TPBM is thrilled with his/her recent costume breakthrough.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Fuck. I was all about to say "Toronto!" And then I thought, "No, not here, but I've seen it before..." And then I realized I'd probably just seen it on the internet.
So that's my final answer It's on the internet.

EDIT, because Fishy beat me to it, and the "post review" bot was sleeping on the job.
UNEDIT/RE-EDIT, because Fishy was replying to my question and not knowmad's. You wouldn't believe how long I spent trying to figure out what stale crackers had to do with that mural.

I was thrilled with an idea I had last night, and then my partner poo-poohed it over dinner this evening, and now I'm all unsure.

TPBM has or has had a pet spider.

[TomServo]

Yup! Bartholomew is a daddy long legs...or harvestman spider....and has a special spot above my red lamp.

TPBM has had a pet rat

[knowmad]

Fuck. I was all about to say "Toronto!" And then I thought, "No, not here, but I've seen it before..." And then I realized I'd probably just seen it on the internet.
So that's my final answer It's on the internet.

EDIT, because Fishy beat me to it, and the "post review" bot was sleeping on the job.
UNEDIT/RE-EDIT, because Fishy was replying to my question and not knowmad's. You wouldn't believe how long I spent trying to figure out what stale crackers had to do with that mural.

I was thrilled with an idea I had last night, and then my partner poo-poohed it over dinner this evening, and now I'm all unsure.

TPBM has or has had a pet spider.

Flatiron in Toronto.

never! Bubonic plague scourge of man!
tpbm despises another species

[maryanimal]

No I haven't but I'd love to have a pet rat!

tpbm wears a favorite piece of clothing that they're going to wear until the last thread falls on the floor

[knowmad]

No I haven't but I'd love to have a pet rat!

tpbm wears a favorite piece of clothing that they're going to wear until the last thread falls on the floor

My birthday suit!
TPBM likes the confusion!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Fuck. I was all about to say "Toronto!" And then I thought, "No, not here, but I've seen it before..." And then I realized I'd probably just seen it on the internet.
So that's my final answer It's on the internet.

Flatiron in Toronto.

Gah! See, I've walked past it a bunch of times, but none in the last few years, I guess. I remember the flatiron having a cool trompe-le-whatever mural on it, but I was unable to recognize it in a picture. Sad. So, so, sad.
*Shakes head, walks away mumbling.*

Confusion? Eh? Who 're you calling confused. Just 'cuz I'm wearing one slipper and my nightgown... Git offa my lawn!
*Wields cane, threateningly. Realizes it's a toothbrush. Goes back inside.*

TPBM has some mending to do.

[AntiM]

Yes, and it has to be done today.

TPBM uses safety pins when they lose a button.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I have done that, but it doesn't work too well when you're busty. The pins always show.
TPBM has lived in a subdivision where it was forbidden to hang laundry outdoors.

[lazerfox]

I live in FL. Hang your close out to dry is a very loose term around here.

TPBM has a knack for finding fun treasures everywhere they go.

[lucky420]

no but my daughter does...

TPBM feels like it's friday

[theCryptofishist]

All sorts of ground scores, although the yerba buena community whatsit district keeps the sidewalk disturbingly clean...
tPBM just wants to tell M, what, you want dead dogs in the gutters!

[catinthefunnyhat]

Thursday, actually. I got one day ahead of myself yesterday afternoon, and I can't get back in sync with the calendar.
If it were Friday, I'd be in a car on my way out to camp.

TPBM sometimes finds themselves signing their posts as though they were emails.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Sometimes I do. I definitely sign my PM's.

TPBM is paranoid about being the last person to post in a thread that dies down, thus becoming a dreaded "threadkiller"

[theCryptofishist]

I've been trying to kill this thread for months!
TPBM is thinking "shut up about the sparkleponies, already."

[lazerfox]

Sparkleponies!?! Where??

TPBM likes to pretend they are a sparklepony to screw up people's trips

[theCryptofishist]

Alas, I fool no one.
tPBM is going to offer to buy those tickets at $665.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I'm not jumping into that shark tank.
TPBM has swum with sharks and lived to tell about it.

[Ducky]

No, but I did have a face off with a Copperhead, in Plano, TX.

TPBM owns a bug zapper

[catinthefunnyhat]

No. Not too many bugs here in the city. And when we camp.... well, I'm more alluring to mosquitos than any bait light could ever be.
TPBM owns a cattle prod, or wishes s/he did.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, but an electrified cow-catcher would be even better!
The Person below me can tell me if it's worth dumping some pms so I can read the two new ones.