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Bin Noddin
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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:53 am

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One for Zule, one for me. Is the museum closed today or you have the day off?
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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Zulegoona
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:59 am

I'm home sick,... a bad cold and a probably related never ending pain in the back of my head. coffee is good medicine
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Zulegoona
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:08 am

Time to back to bed , the next spine realigning sneezing fit isn’t due for an hour and a half,.... later maybe..
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Post by pinemom » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:17 am

I swear I didnt kiss you Zuley!

Sorry ya got the cold from hell

(yes,hell has frozen over! where's my lamborgini Tiny tits teresa)

signs...
1. I got married again
2. I own a home
3. Im completely happy in all aspects of my life

sure sign that hell has frozen over!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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Bin Noddin
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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:03 am

And pigs are roosting in trees and singing like canaries. Wow!
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:49 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:And pigs are roosting in trees and singing like canaries. Wow!
Ah, Bin what was in that coffee?
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Bin Noddin
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Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:12 pm

You mean you don't see them?
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Post by helitack » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:09 pm

Fuck...
Actively helping President Trump build the wall

Winning hearts and minds in lovely TexMexistan...
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:16 pm

Heli, hey!
how are you ?where are you? hows it going?
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Tinkerbell
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Post by Tinkerbell » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:37 pm

So anyone here to have a drink with me :D
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:55 pm

Hi Tink I could go for something warm,... How about an Irish coffee with enough whisky to counteract the caffeine ,.. how about you?
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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:05 pm

(A still-sleeping cat falls from the rafters, landing on the bartop with the grace of a sack of potatoes... He remains asleep, as if nothing happened)
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Post by spidermonkey » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:52 am

thanks tisha dear! fat tire please? i'll take over the bar for a minute if you ever need a break... let me know
fire is wild and untamed, like love...... it can hurt you but you play with it anyways )'(
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The CO
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Post by The CO » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:06 pm

<gently slips a sock over the sleeping cats head>
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I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
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Tinkerbell
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Post by Tinkerbell » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:34 pm

i could definatally go for a chai tea right now :D.... iced please!!!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:36 pm

*fishy nibbles at her fins, waiting to see what Kitty will do to the CO*
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Post by Tinkerbell » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:42 pm

Hmm... i'll try throwing some fairy dust to wake her up...
puff..
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Post by LeChatNoir » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:53 pm

The CO wrote:<gently>

(wakes up... wonders why the lights are off and begins to fumble around, trying to find the switch with his paws)

*pat pat*

*pat pat*

(steps on sock, pauses to assess the situation, and surmises that he quite possibly is being eaten by a large snake. This results in a state of panic-induced flailing followed by a cat, running in reverse, and veering wildly about the bar at high speed)

**!!pattidy-pattidy, scritch, scritch, scritch!!**
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Post by Tinkerbell » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:58 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:
The CO wrote:<gently>

(wakes up... wonders why the lights are off and begins to fumble around, trying to find the switch with his paws)

*pat pat*

*pat pat*

(steps on sock, pauses to assess the situation, and surmises that he quite possibly is being eaten by a large snake. This results in a state of panic-induced flailing followed by a cat, running in reverse, and veering wildly about the bar at high speed)

**!!pattidy-pattidy, scritch, scritch, scritch!!**

You okay, need anything?
:P
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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:08 pm

Is startled awake by a runaway cat with a sock over its head knocking over his beer glass. Oh, well, the beer had gotten warm and flat anyway. "Here, kitty, let me help you off with that."
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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:22 pm

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"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:22 pm

At least it was the empty one... the other was filled with catnip...

Not just *any* Catnip...


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Grade A prime aromatic, with heavy oil concentrations, grown in the steam heated and moistened greenhouses of Apokiliptik Gulag #632, 163 miles NW of Novosibrsk.

Selected especially for you!

It *could* have been worse.

FAR worse.

With love,
SC
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:00 pm

*now fishy is really scared*

We're all fucking doomed!
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Post by OregonRed » Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:24 pm

Le Chat~ I apologize profusely for my husband's behavior. Here, drink thisImage




I hope you're able to get the kitty jitters under control. Again, my apologies.
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.

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Post by The CO » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:52 pm

What, like you didn't laugh...

<begins rummaging through footlocker, looking for the fishing pole with the glowing catnip mouse on the end>
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Post by Tinkerbell » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:43 pm

mmm corona with lots of lime please...................... anyone up for a round of shots of patron?
:P
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Post by pinemom » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:19 am

ok so Im back to working at the Halloween store...again....4 yr!

fun fun fun...except I still havent cleaned most of my costumes...woops!

Tinkerbell, btw...the kitty's a BOY!

scritch scratch kitty cat! here's a lovely bowl of warm milk with a tequila back, to ease your "CO" rattled nerves!

(hehe good one CO...BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Dont mind the CO , he's just bored cause he cant poke Ore'g in the eye anymore!

Well guess Im going Vampire'ss today...so I better get my fangs painted on...and concidering we gots us 60 mph gusts...I guess i wont go with the lace strapless dress...shit, thinking maybe full on midevil tunic vest and pantalonies!
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Post by sputnik » Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:49 am

Hey, time for coffee.

Good morning PM
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Post by pinemom » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:07 am

G'morn Sput'nik!!!!

wooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



poof::
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:51 am

OregonRed wrote:Le Chat~ I apologize profusely for my husband's behavior. Here, drink thisImage




I hope you're able to get the kitty jitters under control. Again, my apologies.
Ah, don't sweat it. BBSue's catnip helped a lot.

And that whiskey and brew hit the spot. Thanks!!

Ahhh...

*smacking lips*

(pats belly and leans back)

Hey... is it just me or did anyone else just see a glowing mouse over there in the corner?
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