The Bar

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:57 pm

So ...............

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYONE????
get yur asses in here and get drinking damnit!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:57 pm

pinemom wrote:Then a toast..be proper like...all you lurkers are required by the CODE to raise your glass and join in and say "here here" !

Oh, hang the Code - it's really more of a guideline, anyway....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:59 pm

HAHAHAHA...I loved that line! Just watched Part Tres!

Here here... to ya! PK!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:02 pm

Fishy said

Here, here!

And oneeyeddick, when you say nice jugs, all I can think is Moonshine

Moonshine ? That stuff will make you blind you know....
How do you think I lost the other eye ?
I sure wasn't an accident with the ol' Virgin Mary Vibrating chastizzer(TM)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:12 pm

hehehe nah, that why your teeth still chatter too...one eye!
hahahahahahaha

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:47 pm

Happy nude year, pluckers!

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:58 pm

BigCock wrote:Happy nude year, pluckers!

Wrongness Factor: 9.6
Happy New Year to you too, BC. And to everyone else while I'm at it.
Sheesh, seeing that rooster has me thinking he would love it out here. There's corn piled 30 foot high, 70 ft wide and 1/8 of a mile long all over the damn place. All the feed corn he could ever need.

There's so much of it people are using it in lieu of firewood. But enough of that...there's no place to buy Patron within a hundred miles so it's a miserable place to be.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:26 am

...ok remind me to forbid BC from streaking on the playa!!!!!!
Thats scary!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:14 am

Crap. Now I am out of eggnog.

Guess I will just drink whiskey!

Whiskey anyone?

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:25 pm

Pour one for me Box!

<climbs into the Automatic Banjo Box & starts playing "Shame">

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:28 pm

I start welding classes in 9 days. Drinks all around!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:30 pm

Huzzah for the CO!

Welding classes!

Drinks all around.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:34 pm

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:04 pm

ROCK ON! CO!
That would be wayyyy fun. But for me only if Mr. Fixit was the teach!
He is so extremely ...whats the word? thorough! He explaines everything, right down to picking your nose in leather gloves!

You shouldnt be drinking eggnog after Jan 3rd anyway, BoxB!
Fatty! No good for the heart! Eggnog is only allowed in consumption days Nov.20th to Jan 1st. Thats it...

How bout a hot toddy
lil' whisky
a pad of butter
and 2 tbs spoons of brown sugar...ya that right some good old brown sugar!
1 mug with 3/4 full water
Micro wave water butter n sugar
add whiskey after nuking

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:10 pm

OK PM, I'll take that hot toddy and sip it in bed on my way to sleep.

Can I get a chick in a hot teddy too?

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:33 pm

Hey Pine Mom.

I have never been in here before. Nice place.

I have to say I love wild turkey, I actually drank so much wild turkey one time I shit stuffing, almond stuffing so it really hurt too.

Here is to absent friends.

While I am on the topic, I understand we have a mutual friend here is Sac of Tomatoâ€™s.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:53 am

Hey Erri, first thing off in the morn. is not a table discussion for your BM's
HAHAHAHA Wait till you've eaten to many Jalepeno's to go there...hahahaa

So whom do we know in common? I have lots of friends in sacto...
its always a very small world!

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:32 am

pinemom wrote:So whom do we know in common? I have lots of friends in sacto...
its always a very small world!

Jen Roh-de.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:27 am

yup.

starting my morning today...at some point ...that is...havent thought at what time Ill ring it in, as i think ive only had 8 hours of internittent sleep over the last 3 nights.

pull up a bar stool, and pour yourself a cocktail...you dont want me touching your glass today!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:56 am

OK PM, then I'll just take that bottle of Jack and sit here and sip.

Get better soon.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:08 am

Good morning sweet bar peeps - I thought I would stop in for a drink before the electricity goes. High winds do that to us and it is predicted that we are in for a BLOW. (lets see how many ears, etc. will prick up at that line).

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:15 am

Hey mojo!

my ears prick up all the time, but don't call me one.

Have a drink to help get you through the blow.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:18 am

(((((SPUT!)))))

Okay, let's see, decisions, decisions, - when in doubt, IRISH WHISKEY.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:47 am

Here you go Mojo.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:55 am

Hey there CO.

Looks like a whiskey kind of day.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:55 am

...am hanging in there...so is cold?

Winds are blowing like no tomorrow here....we've probly already had quite a few inchs of rain...as the ditchs out front are now white water!
(anyones who's been to lemmongrad, knows how deep them ditchs are)

I wish I could harness the windmill out front!
(explaine's to me now why that bugger is cemented down!!!!!!long story)

So Ive got a cup of hot n spicey and electricty is still on...so far....

{{KNOCK KNOCK ON WOOD}}
Burner baby is safe at home and Titwi is to my left ~
Life is good!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:59 am

Maybe it'll turn to snow soon. Any chance?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:08 pm

I hope so damnit...at least I can shovel that outa the way...and its purdy!

Its just so much moisture and temp is still kinda warm.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:38 pm

They were talking about closing 80, I presume at Donner Pass. Woudn't that mean snow for you guys?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:39 pm

Hey Crypto!

Drink?