The Bar

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:43 am

(CLARK slips his new wireless AirCard into his pack and grabs a stool) Snap...back on-line at my house...chances are I might be having more drinks in here than usual...

Tickets go on sale very soon, but will probably wait a month or two to collab with the rest of camp, but DEFINITLY a good idea not to wait to long as they won't be accepting American Express (wether you left home without it or not!) where we're going...or checks, or cash or sexual favors (well...). Nope- just prepaid tickets & daydreams. 2007 d i s i n t e g r a t e d even the intensity I felt my first year out... I've got a hankering that 08' will do quite the same (if not reach that mythical "110%"). Will be chatting more in the pub. Good to be back on. Love life

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:23 am

cool... the bar has more pages than the author has posts...

*cheers*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:45 am

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Welcome gang!

This morning we shall put up a wonderful side bar of food and drinks while everyone gets their groove on in the camping line for Tickets!!!

Lets see something to warm the soul...ahhhh That would be a vat of hot buttered Capt'n morgans yes?

Then a little regular coffee and some liquers OR for our non alk's...

choices.....

FOOD!!!!!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:37 am

Red Sunflower wrote:What is this TC back room?

Town Criers. Terrifying Calliopes. Titillating Clergymen. Twisted Conundrums. Terrible Calligraphy. Trashy Contortionists. Torpid Clowns. Taffy Crowbars. Tin Coronets.

Torroidal Currents.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:41 pm

You forgot Turgid Congressmen.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:50 pm

Titty Clamps!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:45 pm

pinemom wrote:Titty Clamps!

course on a lot of women those would be nipple clamps , but,.... well maybe I should shut up now

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:20 pm

with my lil' titty's, I say...." Titty's"

Ticklish Clit?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:34 pm

Sweet!.... Sounds like the cocktail for the night has to do with ticklish-ness!!!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:04 pm

<starts to pour himself a shot, shrugs, grabs the whole bottle>

Ahhhhh.... So, Red & I are doing our good samaritan deed for the day/week/month. Our oldest daughter asked if two of her friends could stay over because they did not have a place to stay tonight. Plus the girls best friend is already staying over this evening, so we have five (5!) teenagers at our house....

<Chug chug chug>

<hands OregonRed the Bottle>

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:35 am

Five teenagers! here Take another bottle, you may need it.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:25 am

...and a couple valium!

Yes teenagers, got em'

Although the nice part is mine usually like to do the sleep over enmasse during the spring so they can camp out in the trailor!

dig it! This year they can set up a couple tents too, a bon fire to boot!
Ahh the teeny boopers are ever so gonna like Lemmongrad!

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:47 am

*Bunny runs in, downs a shot of vitamin T, scampers back out to the ticket line....*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:04 am

I have my tickets! That was easy peasy.

Time for a drink, and that vitamin T looks awfully nice.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:19 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:20 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:20 am

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:23 am

OK, I'll take a glass of champagne. Thanks PM

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:29 am

wow...how i do that, with the bar I thought it was virtually IMPOSSIBLE to double post anymore?
Oh well, there wasnt enough glasses on the first tray anyways....

Yes, crosss all available fingers that we get our performers tickets this year...other wise we will be buying 600.00 ebay tickets at the last minute!
After spending 1250.00 on tickets last year, gifts etc...
we are sitting back to HOPE we get our CB tix, FEAR things might go wrong, but know the FUTURE hold good stuff!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:03 am

I would buy tix now and then sell them later if you get freebies. They're like money in the bank.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:10 am

its one of those Catch 22 situations...and we broke in Jan!
If you sign up for Performers tickets .. you are not allowed to purchase regular tickets...I still dont understand this, but it was almost very bad last year as we had bought tickets, to gift to our kids.
They said because we had purchased tickets that we wernt going to get the performers tickets...got kinda dicey as we had already given the reg. tickets to the kids....

I still dont understand that?

But now this year, they are saying that the Fire conclaves need to be prepared to have to purchase tix as not all the conclaves will get into the circle?

So how the heck do you do that...?

Doesnt matter at the moment neither here nor there, as we cant buy tickets till next month at the earliest...if even then,more like march?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:14 am

Special Limited Time Offer

With every pair get a 3rd one free!

At The B(o)(o)by Bar

Some restrictions and bra sizes apply. Consult your local bar tender.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:17 am

ok your martian gal is sqwirting something purple BoxB?

hehehee

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:18 am

Thanks for the champagne Pinemom.

I need 3 tickets this year. Wish I had money to buy tow of them right now.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:21 am

Anyone else had luck with their tickets Yet?

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:26 am

I've still got 1598 people in front of me...

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:41 am

I want some of that champagne, too...
esp. with the sugared rim...

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:12 pm

OregonRed & I are in the fire performer boat as well. One of our fellow Oregon Fire Conclave buddies last year had bought his ticket because he was told you could not get a performer ticket your first year, then was told he could have bought a ticket, then told he could by a performer ticket.... Headaches!

I can deal with regular price if we have to, but am crossing my fingers & relying on the fact that OFC has been part of the burn for 6+ years...

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:22 pm

ya us too............

mereth · Post by **mereth** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:20 pm

To everyone: